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About Me

I live to party and I party to live. Some people might object to my lifestyle, but I say fuck 'em. All in all I'd have to say my life is pretty hellacious. I collect workmans comp from my old job as a construction worker, so you can rest assured I have plenty of time to party.
I live with my 12 year old son, but he's cool most of the time. I like to cruise around in my 81 yellow toyota tercel and look for hard partyin chicks(and by chicks I mean anything with a hole).
Speaking of chicks, did you ladies know that I am a county wide frolf champion? That line is all it takes to moisten some broads panties down at The Rusty Shitter (my favorite bar to scam tail).
Anyways, I hope you enjoy my sidesplitting antics. I don't quite remember doing all these things, but shit happens I guess. Keep rockin' and to all you narcs out there, this bowls for you. Fuckers.And the winner is...Smokey

My Interests

♠Gettin' totally fucked out of my gourd♠Jammin' to sweet tunes in between bong rips ♠Frisbee golfin'♠slackin' and jackin' to internet porn ♠partyin' hardy ♠drunken sex♠Leather ♠I also gotta take care of my kid too ♠Oh yeah,and laser tag

I'd like to meet:

A girl (or girls) who can open a can (or bottle) of Bud Ice with her clit. Banner Code:

Music:

♣steve miller band♣sabbath (dio, baby)♣skynard♣trixter♣jackyl (that chainsaw song kicks dick)♣ allman bros.♣The New York Dolls (Those broads are hot)♣ the fuckin' dead♣ floyd♣judas priest (i'm not gay though)♣ blues traveler♣mr. big♣damn yankees♣ spin doctors ( i saw them once on 8 hits of acid, balls man balls)♣alice in chains♣soundgarden(Spoonman!)♣van halen (haggar or roth, both cool with me)♣the sound of my balls smacking off my ex-wife's sisters ass ♣b-52's those hot-ass bitches can sing

Movies:

♠anything by jerry bruckheimer♠anything with nicholas cage♠rob schneider is the funniest man alive♠Judge Dredd♠Coneheads ♠Airheads ♠Scarface♠RoadHouse♠godfather 3♠Mad Max : Beyond Thunderdome♠prehysteria, more like prehysterical♠Scary Movie 3(I still have nightmares)♠Showgirls (boner-rama bro)♠that one movie with the blonde guy from dazed and confused in it.....♠days of thunder♠Smokey and the Bandit ♠Caddyshack 2

Television:

♣king of the hill♣anything involving lawyers or forensics♣Roseanne(But only the ones with Tom Arnold-John Goodman is a fat son of a bitch) ♣Cops (i've been on it twice)♣miami vice♣bay-fuckin-watch♣monday night raw♣nascar nascar nascar♣simpsons (45 years and it's still funny)♣fear factor (i once ate my own shit for 3 beers)♣american idol ( i voted for bo bice)♣iron chef AMERICA♣i could watch two 24 hour marathons of mad tv♣teletubbies...on ACID!♣american chopper/garage/tattoo/garden/spouse♣full house♣Desperate Housewives

Books:

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Clickall material copywritten by Don Picton, James Willard, and Chris Humphrey.

Heroes:

♠Jim Morrison (The Lizard King Bro) ♠mancow(preach it brother)♠the nuge♠everyone at high times♠Larry Flint♠Larry the cable guy♠ultimate warrior♠Scott Stapp♠Jay and Silent Bob♠Dale Earnhardt(rest in peace my man)♠Robosapien(its the future, today) The Guys Who Bring You Burnout DadHumphrey Writer/ColoristforBurnout Dad James Willard WriterforBurnout Dad Don Picton Creator and ArtistofBurnout DadClick pics to view their profiles ..

My Blog

New Digs

Hey yo lo, long time no see. Do I got some stories to tell. Let's see, where to fuckin begin. Oh yeah! We moved out of our old shitty house. All the ye...
Posted by Burnout Dad Comics™ on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

Mothers Day Madness

Hey yo lo homebros, whats the good word? Me just stayin blazin and lookin amazin that's all. Check this shit out. So for the 1st time in about 22 years I reme...
Posted by Burnout Dad Comics™ on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:16:00 PST

4/20 Thursday, more like Bore/20 Blursday

Whats happenin dickticklers? How did 4/20 treat you. Cuz it treated me like shit. Now normally I spend 4/20 puffin tough and partyin hard with the bro...
Posted by Burnout Dad Comics™ on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:05:00 PST

Video Time!!!

In case you didnt know, we made a little video a while back. Check it out and if you like it, show it to your friends. They'll thank you for it at your funeral.
Posted by Burnout Dad Comics™ on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:10:00 PST

Fools day Follies

Sup broslies, another fine april fools day came and went without me going to jail. And this time I probably fuckin should have. You see, I belong to a super secret ...
Posted by Burnout Dad Comics™ on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 02:59:00 PST

That was one hell of a weekend

Whats up nutsakulos. I'll try to fuckin type correctly, but I'm still pretty out of it. Why am I out of it you ask? Shit man, pop a squat and I'll tell you. It was just St...
Posted by Burnout Dad Comics™ on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:02:00 PST

For all you lovers out there.

Allright shitfaces listen up. To let you into my head a little bit more, here are my top ten favorite sexual acts. 1. Butterfly kisses on my ballsack 2. Big toe ass fucking 3. Smo...
Posted by Burnout Dad Comics™ on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:21:00 PST

It was the summer of 89

Whats goin down turdburglars. I just got done treating myself to a wake and bake breakfast. Thats when you smoke weed while you eat breakfast. Its totally fuckin cool and it k...
Posted by Burnout Dad Comics™ on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:33:00 PST

Im a fuckin pinball wizard!

What the shits goin down homebrolios. I'll tell you what's goin down with me. I fuckin rule! Sos I go on down to my old stomping grounds yesterday. It's a li...
Posted by Burnout Dad Comics™ on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:04:00 PST

Worst Valentines Day Ever!

Whats up bro diddley's. I woke up with a bitch of a hangover today, so I said to hell with this and pounded eleven beers. I feel great and it also made me think abo...
Posted by Burnout Dad Comics™ on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:11:00 PST