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The Pumpkin King was dropped on the door steps of Zenith Farm by his meth addicted prostitute mother. She had sex with the Great Pumpkin, from Charlie Brown fame, and by next halloween gave birth to the genetic freak we have come to know as the Pumpkin King. ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________Grandpa ran his farm based on the theory that Television was the oracle of the new world. Word spread of his philosophies and other men joined him in the coming years. One of the first disciples was an infamous hit man by the name of Charlie Lili. ____________________________________________________________ ___________________________Sid Masters worked as a damncing monkey for an ItaliaGrinder by the name of Fernando Vina. It was in the mean streets of Pouhkeepsie, NY that Sid learned to play guitar, bass, banjo, drums, and polish the one eyed gopher while drinking moo juice. When he failed to earn enough money for his Italian master, Sid would be beaten and forced into knife fights with other monkeys owned by the friends of Fernando Vina. He still bares the emotional scars and has not said a word in over 5 years. All hail our musical mute!!!! ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________The Real Phil a drunking hillbilly bastard stumbled upon Zenith Farm one night after getting in a fight with a smelly ass farm llama. Grandpa patched him back up and let him stay the night in the barn with the pigs. Phil being to drunk to remember his own name and where he lived just never left. ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________Bunny is the result of a science experiment gone wrong. Grandpa thought it was possible to make his favorite rabbit, Ms. Bubbles, into a wife who could cook and clean for him. After several failed attempts at artificial insemination Grandpa had sex with the rabbit to show the scientists who knew what. Three weeks later Bunny was born and he hasn't quit humping the legs of willing men since 1987.
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