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Zenith Farm

Zenith Farm: Like a pleasant venerial disease

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The Pumpkin King was dropped on the door steps of Zenith Farm by his meth addicted prostitute mother. She had sex with the Great Pumpkin, from Charlie Brown fame, and by next halloween gave birth to the genetic freak we have come to know as the Pumpkin King. ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________Grandpa ran his farm based on the theory that Television was the oracle of the new world. Word spread of his philosophies and other men joined him in the coming years. One of the first disciples was an infamous hit man by the name of Charlie Lili. ____________________________________________________________ ___________________________Sid Masters worked as a damncing monkey for an ItaliaGrinder by the name of Fernando Vina. It was in the mean streets of Pouhkeepsie, NY that Sid learned to play guitar, bass, banjo, drums, and polish the one eyed gopher while drinking moo juice. When he failed to earn enough money for his Italian master, Sid would be beaten and forced into knife fights with other monkeys owned by the friends of Fernando Vina. He still bares the emotional scars and has not said a word in over 5 years. All hail our musical mute!!!! ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________The Real Phil a drunking hillbilly bastard stumbled upon Zenith Farm one night after getting in a fight with a smelly ass farm llama. Grandpa patched him back up and let him stay the night in the barn with the pigs. Phil being to drunk to remember his own name and where he lived just never left. ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________Bunny is the result of a science experiment gone wrong. Grandpa thought it was possible to make his favorite rabbit, Ms. Bubbles, into a wife who could cook and clean for him. After several failed attempts at artificial insemination Grandpa had sex with the rabbit to show the scientists who knew what. Three weeks later Bunny was born and he hasn't quit humping the legs of willing men since 1987.


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Music:

Member Since: 8/30/2005
Band Website: none
Band Members: Sid Masters: Guitar, Bass, Banjo, Drums, Vocals, Being a Cock AssThe Real Phil: Guitar, Bass, Vocals, Searching for the Perfect BoobThe Pumpkin King: Bass, Guitar, Vocals, A Jackolantern for the ages.Bunny: Psuedo-Drummer, Vocals, Humping the legs of men since 1987.Grandpa: Vocals, Old Man Gibberish.Jay Troy: Next Door Neighbor to Zenith FarmThe Queen of England: Our biggest fan and grandpa's new girlfriend
Influences: The Bloodhound Gang, Tenacious D, G.G. Allin, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams III, Marilyn Manson, Every cracker and crackhead in America, The American Dream, DCMM, and for any of you who feel slighted by not being mentioned, piss off wanker.
Sounds Like: The Bloodhoung Gang went for a stay in the movie. Deliverance . Tenacious D went psycho-hillbilly. Sounds like we are the Dark Side of Country .
Record Label: 1984 Studios
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Abortion Barbie Video

For the anniversary of Roe v. Wade, Zenith Farm and Hell Rain Cartoons are proud to present Abortion Barbie--The Music Video. ...
Posted by Zenith Farm on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:14:00 PST

Check out this video: Zenith Farm | Dick In My Hand

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Posted by Zenith Farm on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:33:00 PST

We Are Back Crackas

Hello Hello Hello and Hello again to all you Zenith Farm fans out there, its been awhlie since we posted anything or played a show, so we are glad to tell each and everyone of you that we are back. T...
Posted by Zenith Farm on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST

Check out this event: Zenith Farm's To Naughty For Live Viewing Show

Hosted By: Zenith Farm When: Saturday Mar 31, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: Donna's Ice House Y Highway, past Big Surf Linn Creek, MO 65052United StatesDescription:Zenith Farm Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Zenith Farm on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:19:00 PST

Messages from Grandpa and Pumpkin King

A Message from Granpa:Zenith Farm has left all our glorious fans without an update for some time, so we thought now would be a good time to let you know, we are pregnant with your babies, oh and david...
Posted by Zenith Farm on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

Zenith Farm Update

1. We have finally made our first million. Its not how we thought we would make it, suprisingly the christian community has rejected all of our tries at being sold in churches and temples around the ...
Posted by Zenith Farm on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

Zenith Farm on ITUNES for your IPOD

You can now purchase your fav. band, thats us smartass, Zenith Farm at ITUNES and download it for your IPOD. You can find the album at the following link:http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.wo...
Posted by Zenith Farm on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:11:00 PST

Into the Heart of Darkness, A Town Without A Sense of Humor----Zenith Farm does Topeka

Into the Heart of Darkness, A Town Without A Sense of Humor----Zenith Farm does TopekaOctober 7th, 2006 will be a day that will always be remembered by the members of Zenith Farm. It was our first ou...
Posted by Zenith Farm on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

CD NOW FOR SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our 18 track greatest hits cd is now available for sale. You can find the link on our page or go to cdbaby.com/zenithfarm to buy it, $10.00Zenith Farm
Posted by Zenith Farm on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:26:00 PST

Electronic Press Kit

Attention all promoters and bands!!!!!!! Zenith Farm now has an electronic press kit. If you would like to view it simply go to www.sonicbids.com/zenithfarm or click the link with the mouth on our m...
Posted by Zenith Farm on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:16:00 PST