CONTESSA (WATCH MY SHOW!) & THE BOSSY BOTTOMS

About Me

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F-R-E-S-H
Fresh, fresh, fresh
Yes i'm fresh
Hair check (uh-huh)
Gear check (uh-huh)
Lip-gloss check (yes)
Bag check (got it)
Jewels check (always)
Whip check (o.k.)
I'm fresh, fresh, fresh
I'm fresh, fresh, fresh
I'm so fresh, fresh, fresh
I stays fresh, fresh, fresh
My Hair be fresh
My gear be fresh
Oh yea I'm fresh I got to stay fresh
I'm always fresh and this is couture hip-hop
I'm so fresh its like I'm straight (yea) out the zip-lock
I'm fresh dressed like a million bucks
Got the Louis Vuitton goggles
Emilio Pucci pumps with the Gucci Bra 36C cup
Both middle fingers up cause I don't give two fucks
And I'm fresh, fresh
Yes don't get mad
Bow-Legged stance crazy
Look at the swagg
Look at the bag
And its official look at the tags
And I am gay but goddamn my bitches is bad
And we fresh
You home depressed, you always stressed
You try to get fly but you don't never be fresh
I get compliments like Ma you fresh
And I'm just taking out the garbage damn I aint even dressed
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TIME OUT MAG.

MISS BEHAVE MAG
L-E-G-E-N-D-A-R-Y
A short dagger with a tapering blade. The meaning is relative, and the object is powerful, fierce, and unforgiving to nature. I am a Diamond in the ruff, a black diamond amongst worthless mines of Coal; the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is a figure of speech, but seems as if it could be a valid answer for a Linear Equation. An unbreakable stone, lined with a fierce sense of style, that makes a true self statement with no help of others.
In other Words: CONTESSA: A MaMa to all that need guidance. A downtown Personality, with a queer twist; a conceptual, artistic, vibrant, colorful, loud, fabulous and one-of-a-kind. A real dime piece for sho'.

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My Interests

exquisite shoes, italian leather, italian eats, food to die for. Street style, Urban Jungles with a Bay or Country get/hide away. jewelry (from gold teeth to diamond rings), avant-garde design, contemporary and historic elements- the juxtaposition of using both. Weaves - from hair to fabric. surreal photography/portraits. Kehinde Wiley.

I'd like to meet:

"As I grab the glock, put it to your headpiece. One in the chamber, the safety is off release- Straight at your dome homes, I wanna see cabbage. "Contessa" the savage, doin your brain cells much damage. Teflon is the material for the imperial, mic ripper, girl stripper, the Henny sipper. I drop lyrics off and on like a lightswitch- Quick to grab the right bitch and make her drive the Q-45, glocks and tecs are expected when I wreck shit. Respect is collected, so check it... I got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks, Sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets, huh. My shit is deep, deeper than my grave G- I'm ready to die and nobody can save me Fuck the world, fuck my moms and my girl. My life is played out like a jheri curl, I'm ready to die! (R.I.P. B.I.G.) %link_back%

Heroes:

Lil' Kim-Grace Jones-
"It was sixes around the shoulders
Posters in the holsters (Kim, let's go!)
Slow down babe 'Ro, you wit' the rap Rambo
Tony Motana, here's a hammer, a camera
And a Life After Death bandana
Here take it, incase I don't make it
Cause if my life don't end, I'm damn sure gonna fake it
The way I see it, mmm sexual
In a gun fight two on three, you on me
Dog, I've got shit to make the world shake
One mistake, blah, start an earthquake
Fuck them niggas, them niggas dust to me
And if I knock Syrus off, that's a plus for me
And the funny thing about it, I'm a bitch
Got niggas runnin' from me, like the Olympics
And I told my man Gutta how I'm gon' get 'em
And every shell I spit is guaranteed to hit 'em (blah!)"
Grace Jones-
"Don't you know You've probably got a revolution
Don't you know
You've bought yourself a revolution"
Lil' Kim-
"I heard Puff callin' like the holy tabernacle
I'll be down in a minute, I'm drinkin' a Snapple"
Puff-
"A Snapple? Bitch I've got bombs and shit
Grenades and razor blades, and alarms and shit
You better come on, girl throw a hat on that weave
I'm tryin' to catch this nigga Syrus before him and his niggas leave
They're at this restaurant where they serve African food
Where you're allowed to smoke weed
And the waiters is tight with the crew
See I used to dig this bitch from Botswana
Half-African but she looked like Madonna
And yo check, she had a tiger for a pet
I'll never forget, the restaraunt where we met
And the girl from Lisett, that bitch is a freak
I used to fuck her in the ass while my girl was asleep
And she the one that told me where these cats is at
Can't wait to get the gat and hunt back, come on!"
Lil' Kim (Puff)-
"Uh, uh, uh
We came to a red light
Gave right-of-way to pedestrians
Two black and white lesbians
The nigga Puff ready to hollar at these bitches
I'm like, "Yo dog, them bitches down with them niggas"
And never would a drug make a bitch slack up
I've got Hitmen spreaded through the restaurant for back up
And we communicate through headsets and walkie-talkie's
Them niggas is just bitches like my Yorkie"

My Blog

EPISODE PART 2 BEDSTUY "CONTESSA GOES POP!!!!!"

XOXO TO REBEL STARRNOT JUST VINTAGEALWAYS THE NEW POPWEARING MCQUEEN, VIVIENNE WESTWOODBABYPHAT, AVANTICRUNK FROM SAMS BBQ.MAD PEOPLE GOING TO..MR BLACK TONIGHT...THE WHOLE BBQ? well some of them work...
Posted by CONTESSA (WATCH MY SHOW!) & THE BOSSY BOTTOMS on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:42:00 PST

My Career

Sorry I've been M.I.A., i've been working hard on music, film, fashion and possible (I hope-if all talk goes well) television projects. I think everyday I've been doing something else. It's been amazi...
Posted by CONTESSA (WATCH MY SHOW!) & THE BOSSY BOTTOMS on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:23:00 PST

today was a good day

What a productive day, and it's almost not over, as Riki Razo is curling my hair like I'm Mariah Carey with my own hair salon...i'm thinking 'bout the greatness. Lastnight was melo's bday...and I fee...
Posted by CONTESSA (WATCH MY SHOW!) & THE BOSSY BOTTOMS on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:21:00 PST

freestylin drunk...5am.....spring heat

I got some spring heat I wanna whack my meatmake you see there's more to me than my Louis Vcan't you see?that's some donatellan Lil' kim shit to me.Like a gift bag at the grammy's$30,000 in treasuries...
Posted by CONTESSA (WATCH MY SHOW!) & THE BOSSY BOTTOMS on Thu, 08 May 2008 02:21:00 PST

DIOR OR DIE BIKE GANG

JOIN IT!
Posted by CONTESSA (WATCH MY SHOW!) & THE BOSSY BOTTOMS on Sun, 04 May 2008 07:02:00 PST

POP GOES CONTESSA SHOW: BED STUY PART 1

******Props to "Daddy" behind the camera TREVZ (www.thenewpop.com)For dealing with the Diva Contessa!My "Work Wife" TEXAS (www.thatkidtexas.com)And of course Tone, get yah next time love! (www.Photob...
Posted by CONTESSA (WATCH MY SHOW!) & THE BOSSY BOTTOMS on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:11:00 PST

GO CASSIE! (New York Couture on MTV true life!)

you can see me on mtv, the background, for .02 seconds! PROPS to one of my bestfriends Cassie for inspiration. ..MTVMusic VideosMTV ShowsEntertainment News...
Posted by CONTESSA (WATCH MY SHOW!) & THE BOSSY BOTTOMS on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:50:00 PST

what I do when Im stoned.... I freestyle out my ass!

hahaha! Riki my little synth boy and me, makin rhymes, on the fly, high! Unprofessionalism at ITS BEST! I think the random cross with jesus on it in the background is the most miraculous thing ever......
Posted by CONTESSA (WATCH MY SHOW!) & THE BOSSY BOTTOMS on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:16:00 PST

3.31.08! THIS MONDAY

I’m gonna host it. ...
Posted by CONTESSA (WATCH MY SHOW!) & THE BOSSY BOTTOMS on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:17:00 PST

Wowsers!-mamas excited

"URB Next 100!!! We made the list, Holy Shit!We found out from a few folks and our Manager Katie that we are in the URB magazine Next 100. We haven’t seen it yet, its coming out tomorrow/today/F...
Posted by CONTESSA (WATCH MY SHOW!) & THE BOSSY BOTTOMS on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:54:00 PST