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JORDAN FOX

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About Me


I'M GAY IN A GOOD WAY AND ALMOST EVERYONE'S SEXUAL PREFERENCE.
I JUST MOVED TO NEW YORK AND I LIKE IT, I DON'T HEART IT.
MY HEART IS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
AND SO IS MY MIND MOST OF THE TIME.
I LIKE TO HANG OUT. I'M PRETTY FUNNY, AND I'M PRETTY. FUNNY.
"LEO, YOUR IDEAL CULT - ONE WITH 80s EXCESS AND YOU AS THE LEADER."
I DRESS LIKE ZACK MORRIS AND ALL GIRLS SHOULD DRESS LIKE LISA TURTLE.
I LOOK TOTALLY DIFFERENT. ALL THE TIME. EXCEPT FOR TODAY.
I RHYME TO PASS MY TIME.
"SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IF I'M A GIRL OR A BOY, JUST LIKE THAT AUTHOR J.T. LEROY"
"THIGH HIGHS ATTRACT BI GUYS THAT ARE INTO MY SIZE AND CUM IN BOTH EYES."
"IT SMEARED MY RED LIPSTICK AFTER HE FED ME HIS THICK DICK."
"FACEBOOK IS A MYSPACE PLACE CROOK!"
"C'MON KIDS IT'S EASY! ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SPIT RHYMES THAT ARE SLEAZY TO BEATS THAT ARE CHEESEY!"
"GETTING DICK TONIGHT'S MY KRYPTONITE."
"I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG, BUT I'M A HOT FAG IN DRAG.."
...TO BE CONTINUED!
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My Interests

Sex and poppers, being sober, tube socks and high tops, frat boys in white briefs playing football, masked men, nerds with guns, gross porn and cruising, spending money I don't have, Flat hats and diamond tats, fake gold, keychains, day dreaming, getting dressed then changing, dancing, fashion photography, modeling/make up, givin 'er and lucid dreaming.

I'd like to meet:

RAD, CREATIVE INDIVIDUALS, DAVID BOWIE, JESSICA STAM, RONALD MCDONALD, JEREMY SCOTT, TERRY RICHARDSON, JIM HENSON, HOMOPUNKS!, HUNG GUYS, YOU AND YOUR COOLEST CLOSEST FRIENDS.

Music:

Salt n Pepa, Lil Kim, Rihanna, 2 Live Crew, Alphavilla, Avenue D., Ace of Base, Gravy Train, FannyPack!, The Knife, Dandi Wind, Chromeo, Cazwell, M.I.A., W.I.T., Fox and Wolf, Samantha Fox, Jeffree Star, Gillette, Scream Club, Princess Superstar, Girl Talk, Tiga, Hell, 80s and 90s dance music, C+C, Vengaboys, FreezePop, anything sexy, raunchy and complicated.

Movies:

THE DARK CRYSTAL, Labyrinth, Legend, Willow, Dune, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, Lost Highway, Fire Walk With Me, Gummo, Julienne Donkey Boy, Splash, SPUN, Blade Runner, Donnie Darko, American Phsyco, Fifth Element, Kill Bill, Suicide Club, Brokeback Mountain, Party Monster, Gregg Araki films (Doom Generation, Mysterious Skin, The Living End, Splendor...), All John Waters movies (Cry Baby, Female Trouble, Pink Flamingos, Hairspray, Serial Mom, Dirty Shame), Chris Cunningham videos, Tim Burton, Hard Candy, Breakin, Irreversable, Waking Life, Dancer in the Dark, Baraka, You Me and Everyone We Know, Happiness, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, SHORTBUS, Gay porn, Heavy Metal, Holy Mountain.

Television:

Saved By The Bell, 90210, Sex and the City, The Nanny, The Golden Girls, Roseanne, KINK, Fashion Television, Twin Peaks, South Park, Smallville, Ab Fab, Six Feet Under, Jem and the Holograms, Robot Chicken, Fraggle Rock.

TRASH TALK: EPISODE ONE. LESSONS IN MAKE UP.

Books:

VICE, CRASH, i-D, WAD, V MAN, V, DAZED, NYLON, ANOTHER MAGAZINE, SUPER SUPER, PAPER, BUTT, Z!NK, Sarah and The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things by J.T. Leroy.

Heroes:



My Blog

New freak on BLITZ KIDS

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Posted by JORDAN FOX on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:46:00 PST

JORDAN FOX in the NEW YORK TIMES ONLINE

THE PARTY'S OVER. The Misshapes last night.I love the quote:"Marching band uniforms seem to be a new, new thing."Fucking right.Check out the Misshapes book.Apparently I'm in there several times....
Posted by JORDAN FOX on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:24:00 PST

For DISPLAY ONLY.

Before packing everything away, I took some pictures of the stuff I had in my room.There was A LOT more, like on walls for example, but this is just to give you an idea.One day I will have an apartmen...
Posted by JORDAN FOX on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

LUCID DREAMS.

This is my first blog. I'm not even sure what these things are for.Anyways, I really have to talk about dreams, my dreams, and the life(s) I live subconsciencely.I'll start by telling you how I usuall...
Posted by JORDAN FOX on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:07:00 PST