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About Me

I was born in a small village of Viatsk, an army camp near Khabarovsk in the Soviet Union, where my father, Kim Il-sung, was both an important figure among Korean Communist exiles and a captain and battalion commander in the Soviet 88th Brigade. I took control of my beautiful land in 1994 after my father, "The Great Leader" passed on. I love the motion picture industry and have over 20,000 videos in my collection. I also love the American NBA Basketball. There's nothing like a good stiff drink after a long days work, and nobody can throw a party like the Jonger!..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who can kick my ass! You Americans are too afraid to do it. Come on silly Americans do something about it!

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Movies:

I enjoy motion pictures in all their forms. I enjoy good comedies and I am moved by dramatic pictures. I even invited the South Korean film director Shin Sang-ok and his actress wife Choe Eun-hui to build the North Korean Film industry into the empire it is today.

Television:

I rarely watch television, but when I do I try to catch an NBA match or the delightful comedies of Family Guy. Also, I love the late night movies on the special channels. The Jonger loves the ladies.

Books:

LOOK AT THIS GERMAN PROPAGANDA! DO NOT BELIEVE IN SUCH NONSENSE MY CHILDREN!!!! ..

Heroes:

I am a hero to my people. A great and dear leader of who provides and protects my people. I am my own hero.

My Blog

MY VISIT TO UNIT 109

Hello my children. Your Dear Leader had an enjoyable day yesterday visiting a unit of the strongest military force in the world.I had the honor of inspecting a sub-unit of the Korean's People Army, Un...
Posted by Kim Jong-Il on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:15:00 PST

DISPELLING US IMPERIALIST PROPAGANDA LIES

Dispelling US Imperialist Propaganda Lies (This meesage has been approved by Dear Leader Kim Jong Il)Today the dialectical materialist socialist thinkers will dispell some ludicrous notions abo...
Posted by Kim Jong-Il on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:14:00 PST