Recent Execution |
Former Food and Drug administration watch dog Zheng Xiaoyu is dead now. He accepted bribes from a few upstart companies and gave his approval to several products that he KNEW were not safe.Now while n...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 19:24:00 GMT |
Off again... |
I've heard rumors of counter-revolutionary activities taking place further North. Cold or no cold, I don't think that Hu can handle this without me. I'll be gone for a few more weeks but I trust you t...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:05:00 GMT |
Winter in the South |
Hello again, The Chairman has decided to take a little break from his current activities. When the average world citizen is asked to mention a few things that come to mind about China, rarely does an...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:33:00 GMT |
The Chairmans apologies... |
I apologize for the lack of attention I've been paying to those who come here to hear the words of an old patriot. There have been many matters that have required the Chairmans attention and I fear th...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:33:00 GMT |
Way to go, USA |
A law has finally been passed giving the President of the USA powers that allow such things as confinement without legal aid, military trials where the defendent is not allowed to see the evidence aga...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 00:44:00 GMT |
Dangerous Cereal Choice |
So today I, The Chairman, was shopping for groceries. Yes, I will admit that amongst most Chinese I do lead a fairly privledged life. I've toned down a little from the excesses of my youth, but contin...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 00:14:00 GMT |
Worker sensitivity videos you can trust |
The common lament of the prole today has got to be the ridiculous amount of training via video that the prole is subjected to. You, the worker, are an easily understood creature. Your employers, the...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:52:00 GMT |
kim, kim, kim |
First of all, let me start by saying that Kim Jong Il messed up. He's a friend of mine, you can see that just by looking at my top buddies. Hell, he's twice the friend that anyone else is according to...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:54:00 GMT |
It doesn't add up. |
Pengyoumen hao Today I was kicking it back in my secret fortress beneath the Qingdao beer factory watching a little TV. It's rough running things from behind the scenes and a good leader knows the va...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 20:05:00 GMT |
Fuck Free Speech |
Free speech really gets in the way of things, you know? When you let people say what they want or think how they feel you get all kinds of problems! I know! I still remember when I told my people tha...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 14:44:00 GMT |
