My name is Vladimir Lenin,and I was born in Simbirsk on the 22nd of April, 1870.
I was a bright child, and excelled in the studies of Latin and Greek. My father died when I was 16 years old of natural causes, an event which greatly effected me, and then in 1887, when I was 17, my Brother was hanged for participation in a plot threatening the life of Tsar Alexander III - treason. This event greatly radicalized me, and I turned to Marxism - a decision which later got me expelled from Kazan University, where I was studying to become a Lawyer. However, I continued my study independently, and by 1891 I had earned a License to practice Law.
I worked as an assistant to a lawyer for 2 years, before becoming more interested in revolutionary propoganda and the study of Marxism. I was arrested and imprisoned for 14 months, before being exiled to a village in Siberia. In 1898 I got married to the most beautiful and intelligent woman in the world, and in 1900 my exiled ended, allowing me to travel around Europe, which I did until 1917 - become ever more interested in Marxism, Polotics and Revolution by the day. I came to power in Russia in 1918 in a Coalition, and in the same year, when things turned sour with the other parties, an attempt was made on my life. Although this attempt failed, it seriously damaged my health as was partially responsible for the strokes which later killed me. In 1919, I formed the Communist party who continued to rule long after my death, and who the Red army served under.
In 1924, I died of a stroke. Before my death, I issued a warning to my comrades and fellow party members that by no means should Stalin be allowed to come to power - however, this was done in private, probably one of the worst decision I ever made. I was great friends with Leon Trotsky, and regret that he did not come to power.
My remains were placed in Red Square, where they remain to this day.
Comrades, there are only three times you will ever need your god.
1. When someone you love dies
2. When you're pondering the pointlessness of your existance
3. On your deathbed
You must be strong in the face of these Hardships Comrade - it is at these times God is the easisest way out!
The sooner we all accept that there is no god, the better.
People die. All life dies. That is an unbreakable rule and it is also uncontrollable. We must learn to accept that nobody is going to heaven, they are only going into the ground.
The only point of our existence is to perpetuate the species. You are not gods minion, you are not doing his work. He has no work to be done. You are here to piss, moan, fuck and die. This is a sad fact comrades.
When you close your eyes and give up all hope of ever opening them again as a physical entity, that is it. Gone. You are never coming back, you are not going to heaven.
Athiesm is the pathway to knowledge!
