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ParadoxicalNeuralClusterfuk

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About Me


Where to begin. Many people would say I was part of, (what the media dubs as), the "rock scene" when it merely describes how I dress. I listen to all sorts of music, but I lean towards rock. I've played the guitar for about 7 years and that's my main instrument. I also play bass, drums, ukulele, dulcimer, flute, Didjeroo (excuse my rebukable spelling), and the ruler...just joking, I don't play the ruler... I am quite proficient at the skin flute... I like to sing and dance, though you won't catch me doing either. I skateboard, and bike, and I have 14 years of Karate training since I was 6 years old. I stopped and never got my black belt. I don't look like I do any of these things. I am currently obtaining my pre-requisites for some kind of medical school. My loves are, Chemistry, Arithmetic, Physics (I've finally had formal training) , quantum physics, Biology, Numerology, Symbology, microbiology, Music Theory, and the study of Sex and human Kinesics. I AM KNOWN AS THE SEX DOCTOR by those who've known me the past few years. I've developed a lot of SCIENTIFIC knowledge about sex from reading, schooling, experience, observation, interviews and being out in the "Playing Field", and for some reason people just started coming to me with questions. I was surprisingly able to answer them, and they tell me I gave good advice, so here I am. I enjoy helping people with their sex lives, I'm blunt, and completely honest.
IF ANYONE HAS ANY SEX QUESTIONS E-MAIL ME ON MYSPACE
I loooove philosophy and reflections from my readers. I commend those who have taken the time to read this. DO YOU KNOW ME?

My Interests

Anything and Everything from football, & cars, to clothes and shopping, I play guitar, 7 years. Physics and S. Hawking & Albert Einstein's theories to, Mozart, Bach, Tchaichovski, and Beethoveen. I like Martial Arts, I've done Shotokan for about 13 years, most of my life.
Jack Johnson, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Steve Vai, to Korn and System of A Down.(lol) Oddly enough i can write with my feet, Can you? i'm learning Latin, Japanese and bits of German and Arabic. Needless to say I'm gonna stick to the romance languages, b/c writing Hiragana Katakana and Kanji is a little to advanced for me at the moment. maybe over the summer i'll tackle it.(if I have the time) lol. If this doesn't give you a hint as to what i'm into you're out of luck cause I'm out of examples. (actually I'm just too lazy)

I'd like to meet:


Someone who can keep me guessing. Still haven't found Him/Her.
The one with many names,Niels Bohr, Avagadro, Enoch, JS Bach, Stephen Hawking, Einstein, Don Hertzfeldt and Johnan Vasquez...and Some clean bisexual females please....and these guys.MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO, and I KNOW the quality is shitty but bear with me...


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Music:

System of a Down was my favorite band, I can play all of the songs on their first two CD's. I haven't bothered with the rest of them. I love the deftones and incubus. SLIPKNOT (need i say more) Johann Sebastian Bach is my favorite composer, my fave piece from him is "Tocatta and Fuge in D minor." The trans-siberian orchestra is fucking amazing too. Jack Johnson, Sublime, Korn, Rage Against the Machine, old Metallica, Incubus, the Offspring, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, old U2, Kiss, WASP, ok go, And One, Yoko Kanno, Mindless Self Indulgence, Queen (Bohemian Rhapsody), Rammstein, AC/DC, Tenacious D, Stephen Lynch, Chopin, Vivaldi, GWAR, Benjamin Gadaje.., Nightwish (she's so hot), SoundGarden, The deftones, propellerheads, Rob Zombie (more human than human), Marylin Manson ( I don't agree with him but regardless he has a sexy ass voice), still thinking.... I like a shit-load of bands so when I think of them I'll gradually add them in...tool, T.A.T.U., Kitty,Mudvayne Mushroomhead, Static-X Taproot Nickleback Nine Inch Nails Otep Papa Roach P.O.D Saliva

Movies:

300!!!!!, Clerks, Clerks II, Mallrats I I don't mind laughing either, don't think I'm an insufferable bore, on the contrary, you might bore ME. lol. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Half Baked, The Wedding Crashers, Dude Where's My Car, Without A Paddle, Hamlet with Mel Gibson (I thought it was funny) I'm "420 friendly" so to speak even though that's Hitler's birthday...for the sake of the cliche.., we will call it 423. the list of movies is so extensive that I dare not venture an attempt at naming them all...

Television:

AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER!!!!!! THE GHOST IN THE SHELL, SOME ANIME not all kinds are good, American anime SUCKS. I kind of like some Korean styles, When I do watch television (infrequently), I tend to watch the Jeff Corwin experience on Animal Planet. I was pissed when Irwin died, you'd think a Croc would've gotten him ,but a fucking sting ray? anyway I usually watch anything on animal planet, Discovery, discovery science, history channel, Sci Fi, Comedy Central's Friday Night Stand Up or premium Blend, And Cartoon Network or Nick when I babysit. I'll occasionally watch porn on HBO's latenight specials, but it's purely informative, sometimes incorrect, like Pornucopia sometimes makes mistakes, but we forgive them, right? ;)

Books:

Dan Brown's "Angels and Demons" , Dan Brown's "the DaVinci Code", "A Brief History of Time"- Stephen Hawking, "God Created the Integers", -Stephen Hawking, "On the shoulders of Giants"-Stephen Hawking, Husstler Magazine has more than just porn, (Larry Flynt (editor) is a Massive muckraker), 1984, George Orwell (Eric Blair); Does JTHM Count as a book? If So, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, J.V.; Timeline, Michael Crighton, in fact any crighton book;
The lord of the Rings, by JRR Tolkien; Slipsrting drive,
The universe in a Nutshell, Stephen Hawking...didn't read all of it yet;
The Mummy, Anne Rice;
Interview with a Vampire, Anne Rice...basically anything she writes I'll read.
What should have been first is me trusty Christian Bible
The books of Enoch,
I'd love to read the holy books of any other culture I just haven't gotten around to it, I would like to read the Torah the Koran, the morman books (b/c mormons are hilarious), I'll read Pagan religious texts (b/c they're interesting);
Oh yeah All of the Harry Potter books I've read at least 3 times each;
Elemantary Japanese (I don't feel like getting it to find out who wrote it);
The Chronicles of Narnia, i particularly liked The Magicians Nephew, C.S. Lewis, (these are all off the top of my head, I've read lots more)
Tabers Cyclopedic Medical Dictionary;
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Ken Casey;(I might add it was fanta-bulous, I wrote an alternate ending for it in Eng II at CSI when i lived in NY);
The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe, I liked the Black Cat;
Anything by Shakespeare ("...out these damn spots, out!")A lot of people say he's overrated but he wrote some of the best fucked up shit of his time. Hamlet was fucking funny, that shouldn't have been called a drama, it should have been one of his comedies. And who doesn't love puck from A Midsummernights Dream? Calculus and Transcendental functions, Precalculus Text, Chemistry and Chemical reactivity, Organic chemistry, Biology text, Botany texts...I'd go on but I'm gettin' mighty sleepy...(proceeds to fall asleep and salivate on the keyboard ;)

Heroes:

Iohiva, Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, Bob Marley

My Blog

ARIZONA!!!!!

Well it’s been a while since I’ve been on, but I’m back now and at work doing nothing for today, just dealing in legal drugs as usual...keeping my patients happy. Just to explai...
Posted by ParadoxicalNeuralClusterfuk on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:37:00 PST

nnd

"Dvesti Po Vstrechnoy"Tol’ko skazhi,Dal’she nas dvoye.Tol’ko ogniAerodroma.My ubezhimNas ne dagoniatDal’she ot nih,Dal’she ot domaNoch’-provodnikSpryach’ nash...
Posted by ParadoxicalNeuralClusterfuk on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:28:00 PST

what goes on here

Vacation coming up....thrilled! Parties, friends and family. Those are my plans. I've been very busy so dont hold it against me if i dont get back 2 u right away, hard work is paying off
Posted by ParadoxicalNeuralClusterfuk on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:27:00 PST

nightwalkers

I just want to shout out to those of you who work at night...I'm off 2 days out of the week and am willing to stay out VERY late...say around the hours of 11pm-7am, anyway just give me a call or mess...
Posted by ParadoxicalNeuralClusterfuk on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:14:00 PST

My Question To You

How many of you can say that you've been completely happy at least once in you're life? When was it? what were you doing?  Some say when they play guitar or read, others with a lover, and then th...
Posted by ParadoxicalNeuralClusterfuk on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:55:00 PST

Jan ’08 a New Start

wow it's been a while since I've ventured into cyberspace longer than a few minutes. I've been working hard, got a nice apartment (with a view, see pics). It's very strange being single. I can focus f...
Posted by ParadoxicalNeuralClusterfuk on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:17:00 PST

MAUI PHOTOS UP!

Pictures from Maui are up for those of you who so desire to see them. I haven't put the video's up yet but they will be coming soon...
Posted by ParadoxicalNeuralClusterfuk on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:22:00 PST

dice

Things have been going very badly for me recently, especially when it comes to losing and forgetting passwords and friends. I've lost a lot within the past few days but got my passwords back today, in...
Posted by ParadoxicalNeuralClusterfuk on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:15:00 PST

Maui and Kthulu

Yep, for those of you who've been asking about it Maoi was completely fucking amazing. The water was so clear it looked like drinking water, but if you did "accidentally" swallow it you knew it was s...
Posted by ParadoxicalNeuralClusterfuk on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:36:00 PST

packing for MAUI!!!!!

I'm completely fucking psyched about going to Maoi, any cliff Jumping tips???????? We're going on this snorkel trip out to an underwater volcano where you can see down about 100 feet, the water i...
Posted by ParadoxicalNeuralClusterfuk on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:43:00 PST