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jayandbob

About Me


My name is Jesse.



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My Interests

asian prostitutes, comic books, dashboard hulla dancers, baby times square, stealing puppies, opening doors for pregnant women, 47 partners, vagina ping with pinapple, elliot from SVU, when Ice-T and Olivia hang out (SHE GOT HOUSED), i hate jess's bakery they stole five dollars from me, fine asian cuisine

Music:

electronic noise, HORSE the band, the bloodhound gang, i hate mars volta, bloodbrothers, ice t, bon jovi, INCREDIBAD

Movies:

MANGLER REBORN, encino man, say anything or anything with john cusack, flippin judd nelson in general, batman (not the lame one by tim burton), SLEEP AWAY CAMP

Heroes:

joey jeremiah!!, ya momma, jay mewes & silly bob already met them cracka barrel, i wanna meet stapla and ice T cause i put yah in my pouch and i hop away

My Blog

IS SLEEPY

WHAT'S CRACKIN' VAGINAS? LONG TIME NO SEE... HA AH HA I JUST GOT THAT I THOUGHT TODAY WAS GONNA BE AWESOME BUT NO I WAKE UP AT 1:30 IN THE PM CAUSE MY DOG LIKES TO BARK AT NOTHING I CAN ALSO GIVE A GO...
Posted by DaRWiN yOuR liL wAstE oF sPacE on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:49:00 PST

influenzas & miscommunications

DONT YOU HATE WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND BLUE ABOUT SOME SHIT YOU NAME IT BREAKING YOUR FAV YELLOW FAT LACES YOU JUST BOUGHT FOR YOUR RAD MULTI-COLORED KICKS OR SOME DOUCHE BAG BEING PISSED AFT...
Posted by DaRWiN yOuR liL wAstE oF sPacE on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:35:00 PST

the lil engine that could have run out of gas

FUCK GOD DAMN TRAINS AND THEIR STEAM WRITINGS A BITCH WHEN YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO GO I DUNNO WHERE IM GOIN AND IT COULD BE THE LAST STOP FOR ALL I KNOW NONSTOP ACTION AND TRYIN TO BE FUNNY IS DIFF...
Posted by DaRWiN yOuR liL wAstE oF sPacE on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:35:00 PST

SUNNY MORNING ON A RAINY DAY

I NEVER FELT SO SAD UNTIL I CAME TO THE REALIZATION THAT  PUPPETS PLAYING IN THE RAIN THE PARAPLEGIC RUNNING IN A THREE LEGGED RACE OR THE DEAF ASKING YOU TO READ LOUDER ALL QUERIES THAT HAVE G...
Posted by DaRWiN yOuR liL wAstE oF sPacE on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST

blog blog blog bl-bl-blog bl-bl-blog (empire theme)

GOOD MORNING BONERS AND BONETTES DIARRHEA, NOT FUN NEXT TOPIC HALLOWEEN 2.0 RETARDED AS SHIT OK IF YOU LIKE WATCHIN FATTIES GET SOME EXERCISE IN BY GOING ON A KILLING SPREE YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS MOVIE ...
Posted by DaRWiN yOuR liL wAstE oF sPacE on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:41:00 PST

SANDRA BULLOCK!!!

LISTEN UP FAKE ME QUIT TRYIN TO BE LIKE SANDRA BULLOCK IN THE NET YOUR A LIAR AND A THIEF WHO WRITES BULLETINS BESIDES PEOPLE WITH SPAM ITS NOT EVEN REAL MEAT YOU MORONIN OTHER NEWS VAGINA WENT DOWN I...
Posted by DaRWiN yOuR liL wAstE oF sPacE on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:18:00 PST

MY MIND A TWITTER (if that 2nd continent wasnt there id b talkin bout boobies)

REALITY IS THE WORSE THING SINCE DRACULA IT BLOWS EVERYONE KNOWS MORRISONS MIND IS KNOWLEDGE I DIDNT NEED BRAIN SMARTS TO GO TO COLLEGE AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE....GI-JOE!!! SINCE DRACULA RUINE...
Posted by DaRWiN yOuR liL wAstE oF sPacE on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:23:00 PST

TO CATCH A PREDATOR!!!

OH SWEET BABY JESUS THIS SHOWS GREAT!!!BUT I MUST SAY THE SHOW GETS PRETTY WHACK ITS NOT EXCITING IF YOU KNOW THE DUDES GONNA GET CAUGHT IN THE ENDWHAT THEY SHOULD DO IS GIVE THEM A HEAD-START THEN HA...
Posted by DaRWiN yOuR liL wAstE oF sPacE on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:28:00 PST

THIS IS SO POWERFUL IT MAKE YO DICK EXPLODE

FUCKING GREATEST MOVIEBUBBA HO-TEP!!!ELVIS PRESLEY AND A BLACK JFK FIGHT A SOUL SUCKING MUMMY SHENANIGANS!!!!IF YOU LOVE EVIL DEAD AND BRUCE CAMPBELL THIS WILL MAKE YO DICK WETTHIS MOVIE HAS EVERYTHIN...
Posted by DaRWiN yOuR liL wAstE oF sPacE on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

KLIMS ALL AROUND

MY BIRTH HAS BEEN CELEBRATED BY MANY FRIENDS AND STUDENT FACULTY AND WE 80S'D THAT MOTHAFUCKA LIKE A MELTED MAGNUM TO THE MAXRIBBED FOR HER PLEASUREAND THATS RIGHT ZACK MORRIS THE DINER YOUR VERY OWN ...
Posted by DaRWiN yOuR liL wAstE oF sPacE on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:02:00 PST