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BillyVVitchDoktor

Much Love and Peace to my brother, Zachariah Wayne Bagwell....you are gone but never Forgotten.

About Me

i'm a picker, i'm a grinner, i'm a lover and i'm a sinner; i play my music in the sun. they call me El Jefe, el primo de los matadors, the master of the metaphors, a chaw chewing troubador, the one you've come to love and adore; and i've come to take you away.............. yes, i'm a New World Samurai, and a redneck none the less.........................

My Interests

female anatomy; ornamental,edible,and vaporisable horticulture;making music,making movies,cutting down trees with shotguns, shopping for explosives,illegal music downloads,illegal music sampling and manipulation,amps with gain that goes to 11,infiltrating,destroying, and rebuilding the Arrakeen Grind-Core scene,smoking tha clone,interstellar travel via the time tunnel in Zach's basement(which, incidentally is guarded by a cyborg he got from e-bay),whatever that mysterious gas Dennis Hopper huffs in Blue Velvet is,convincing myself and those around me that my psychoses are strictly for entertainment purposes.

I'd like to meet:

i am down to meet anyone i haven't met yet. everybody deserves at least that initial chance, right? there's also an ongoing list of people i have lost touch with over time and would like to meet again, so if you find me here, well, you can figure it out.....oh, yeah; meeting those high rollers at SquidWilliams would be a knee-slapper and a half.

Music:

Music is the glue, man. Without it, your whole pathetic waking life(and most of your dreams) would be sickeningly bland and stagnant. You can quote me on that.

Movies:

Sugar Creek(www.sugarcreekmovie.com),The Leaf Maid(www.leafmaid.com)Resurrection County(resurrectioncounty.com),Shoot 'Em Up,VolkerBall,Bridge on the River Kwai,The Shawshank Redemption,Seven,Bad Santa,Bond Flicks,STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!,The Good,The Bad,and The Ugly, Fistfull of Dollars, A Few Dollars More, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Pale Rider, The Man from Snowy River, Jeremiah Johnson, Die Hard(s),Sneakers,Pulp Fiction,Jackie Brown,Reservoir Dogs,El Mariachi,Desperado,Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Kill Bill I-II,Pauly Shore is Dead, Syriana,Traffic,Crash,Haven,The Prestige,A History of Violence, Eastern Promises, Blood Simple, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, LadyKillers, O, Brother,Where Art Thou, No Country for Old Men, Idiocracy, Office Space, American Gangster, 3:10 to Yuma, The Machinist, The Brother's Grimm, 12 Monkeys, Monty Python,The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Wonderland, Dark Blue,Hard Cash, Troma Flicks,The Descent,Clay Pigeons,ATHFCMFFT,Hot Fuzz,Shaun of the Dead,Children of Men,Sin City,Batman Begins,Deliverance,O Brother, Where Art Thou,Blow,Heat,Leon the Professional,RoboCop,Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,300,Fight Club,Super Troopers,BeerFest,Serenity,Snatch,The Long Good Friday,anything with Samuel Leroy Jackson EXCEPT Snakes on a Plane,Tom Clancy Movies(and books),25th Hour,Bamboozled,2001:a Space Odyssey,Donnie Darko,STOKED!!The Mark Rogowski Story,Pan's Labyrinth,FUCK!!The Documentary, The Aristocrats,Waking Life,A Scanner Darkly,Dog Day Afternoon,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,Where the Buffalo Roam,21 Grams,Dirty Pretty Things,Very Bad Things,The Hunt for Red October,Patriot Games,Clear and Present Danger,Almost Famous,This is Spinal Tap,Citizen Kane,The Manchurian Candidate(both),South By Southwest,American Psycho,Way of the Gun,The Program,Godfather I-III,Taxi Driver,The French Connection,Air America,Groundhog's Day,What About Bob,Ghostbusters I-II,Red Planet,Mission to Mars,Narc,Goodfellas,Casino,Spun,The Salton Sea,The Cookers,Invasion,Rising Sun,Andromeda Strain,Clockwork Orange,FUBAR,Grandma's Boy,The Gods Must be Crazy,Food of the Gods,Willard(original and remake), all the super cool and pseudo lame flicks I watched and told other people to watch, even if I knew better(this goes for most of the flicks we had the misfortune of watching with ScottyKarate)............way too many to actually list.... but watch 'em all, cause somebody bled and sweat for hours, days, weeks, months , and even years just so you could placate yourself for a couple hours at a time.....

Television:

AVOID AT ANY AND ALL COSTS!!!!!!! DESTROY THE TV AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!! but, if you must.......The Daily Show, The Colbert Report,MythBusters, SurvivorMan, Adult Swim, i'll start watching Chappelle's Show again as soon as they make NEW EPISODES,Reno911,IFC,AMC,UFC,Shark Week on discovery, whenever it rolls around......

Books:

all books are good. some are better than others. i highly recommend them to everyone. especially the exceptionally enlightening ones, like Alexie,Heinlein,Bach,Silverstein,Krakauer,Burgess,Salinger,S hakespeare,Byron,Homer,Bukowski,Kerouac,Crichton,Rand,McKenn a,Browning,Dumas,Cervantes,Fitzgerald,Thompson,Bradbury,Clan cy,Zelazny,Chomsky,Bova,K.Dick, McCaffrey,Rice,Ginsburg, Rey,Seuss,Spinelli,Ellis,Burroughs,Cook,A.D.Foster,Adams, it just keeps going...........

Heroes:

Hunter Thompson, Maynard Keenan, Batman,Mr_Man_74,George Jung,John Cash,Bill Hicks,George Carlin, Layne Staley, William Morgan Hetrick,Thufir Hawat,Christopher Lloyd, Marian Massey, Cassius Clay, Lord Baden-Powell, Andy Kaufmann,Willie Nelson, Dave Chappelle, to name a few...The One and Only Z-Dogg......see you next lifetime,broseph...........................
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My Blog

Wisdom of the Bene Gesserit

I must not fear.Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.I will face my fear.I will permit it to pass over me and through me.When it has gone past I will turn th...
Posted by BillyVVitchDoktor on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:14:00 PST

the stuff of legends, man.

 i have dwelled for the last 20 or so years in an un-tapped vein of folkore and mysticism.......chupacabras and sasquatch alike roamed the hills of my youth....i am the son of a great story telli...
Posted by BillyVVitchDoktor on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:13:00 PST

this really happened to me and zach...........

once upon a time we had a race track around the house that you could only drive on early in the morning when the tall grass out back was saturated with dew.....the basic point of it all basically was ...
Posted by BillyVVitchDoktor on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:29:00 PST

"who is this that darkeneth council by words without knowledge?"

This is an unauthorized excerpt from the book "Fear and Loathing in America: The Gonzo Letters Vol.II" by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, regarding the meaning of the word "cazart", which i have taken a fondn...
Posted by BillyVVitchDoktor on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:38:00 PST