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Karen~Marye MissDress of Distress

I solemly swear I am up to no good. And since I can't be good, I may as well be good at it.

About Me

"I have learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -Maya Angelou
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I chase my dreams! Unfortunately, very few are able to really say as much. Fortune smiled down on this poor squaw. Opportunity knocked and I was able to find my way into the film industry. That saying; "It's not who you know... It's WHO knows what YOU can do!"... well it explains how I am able to make such claims about the things and places and faces that have passed before me. Seriously man! there is nothing in the world that is more fun then working on a film. And what is better than getting paid to have fun?
I have been plunging into different Wardrobe and Physical Special FX techniques. Gaining secrets of the trade everyday. I specialize in wardrobe distressing and wardrobe continuity. I have decided to follow this yellow brick road ...hopefully into the sunset. Hiho Silver! Away!
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These are ONLY a few pics from my personal portfolio ranging from still shots to wardrobe and SFX Makeup. Click on any to enlarge:
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And now a little about myself: I am a Boulder Colorado aboriginy. Yet, I currently reside in Arkansas. I love music of all genre. And I love to sing... especially Pearl (Janis Joplin). I have recently stepped up and picked up drum sticks... and yeah I rock!
I'm a fraternal twin. I actually come from a gynormous family. I am number 6 of 8 kids total (all from the same two parents whom remain together to this day). I am a "mom" to a great 9yr old boy.
I grew up on a ranch along the front range riding bare back horses in shorts and barefeet. And Day dreaming about my Prince Charming rescueing me from my tower(actually an old silo). I dream in techno color and believe in fate and destiny. I highly recommend wishing on shooting stars. I am the first to claim my imperfections... heck their mine and no one elses. So step back!
I love to go camping, and hiking and fishing and taking long road trips. I love looking at the world through my camera... A self proclaimed artist! I try to "dip" my hands into every project that I take on, leaving my mark in some way or another. It's just how I roll. and that's why I rock! hehehe. I believe in "owning it baby!"
I have a forgetful, forgiving essence. My life is full of many distractions which again reinerates my forgetfull nature. I am a hopeless Romantic at heart, (but ssssshhhhhh...don't tell anyone). And I would love to think that I am KIND! (But I know that is highly debatable.)

My Interests


Basically anything that has to do with the Film and Movie Industry...

On a more intimate level, I would add that I enjoy Hanging out with old friends, Landscaping, Redecorating, Basketweaving, Native American Medicine and most primitive spiritual beliefs, Liven Life Minute by Minute catching the wind in my hair... And keepin' it REAL!

You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?********************

I'd like to meet:


Jack Black.... heck I would settle for K.G. (Okay... those of you who know me better then others; you know of my unhealthy affection... or is it affliction? for Tenacious D... but really... who can blame me?)

I wanna meet fun loving people... People that look for the good in others rather then the negative. If your a "nay" sayer... get to steppen.

Miss Piggy is hot!

Betty Page... Truely steamy!

Music:


When I say I love music! I mean ALL of it Man! I have some favorites but I love it all. Some favs include but are not limited to: Tenacious D, Down, Janis Joplin, Hank III, Jack Johnson, Queens of the Stone Age, Slayer, Jimmy Hendrix, Bob Marley, Rob Zombie, Acid Bath, Nine Inch Nails, Bob Dylan, and the Grateful Dead. Black Sabboth, Ben Harper, Xavier Rudd, Rachael Brady, Alanis, Nirvana, Metallica, and and and and... I dig soul, the blues, folk, old sailor chanties, harmonicas, steel guitars and well, I could go on.

Movies:


Obviously I am going to say that I love the movies that I helped crew... hehehe... Who wouldn't?
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The Neverending Story,The Princess Bride, The Labyrinth and any of the muppet movies would be found on my favorite flix list...also probably Snatch, Heavy Metal, The Wall, Kalifornia, Legends of the Fall, Dances with Wolves, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lord of the Ring, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Reefer Madness, and Now that it is finally out, Pick of Destiny...... All of Quinton Tarantino's stuff numbs my gray matter. I can't get enough of them!
I am absolutely in love with Tombstone... I have most of the lines memorized from watching it Eleventy billion times. My all time favorite line from the movie is: "I ain't easy and I ain't your kid. You take sorry and shove it up your Ass!"
That is only a tid bit of my opinion about MOVIES. I don't have enough space to really "go there".

Television:


I love all M*A*S*H reruns, Archie Bunker and his politically incorrect blunders, and the History channel. And I find all of the adult swim programs are rather educational. hehehehe.

Books:


I have a cool Shel Silverstein collection that keeps growing. And I collect "old school" fairy tale books. I love gardening, "Do it yourself", and textile reference books. Lame huh? I dig most fantasies and Sci-Fi.

Favorite Authors In no specific order; Hunter S. Thompson, J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Shakespeare, Anne Mccaffrey, Shel Silverstein, Dr. Seuss, Mother Goose, Steinbeck, Dickens, Tolstoy...

Heroes:


My friend Ginna. She is a beautiful spirit. A true wordsmithstress and A Randy Poetry Whore.

My friend Shey. I am so glad that I found someone as Crasee as my self. You are probably one of the coolest chicks out there and I hope you always stay true to your urges... i know I will.

Ana! You belong in this catagory as well. You know how much you mean to me. You are a dear friend, teacher, partner in crime, and sister of the heart.

I would have to say my ultimate Hero is my late Grandmother Snow Deer of the Mohawk nation. She taught me to think of the world in circles. She WAS and IS a beautiful spirit.

My Blog

a wish

i wish i could make all that is bad and evil vanish from all the different levels of existance...
Posted by Karen~Marye MissDress of Distress on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:03:00 PST

mother f%ken rat bastard of a crack head!

oh man! i feel so violated! but @ the same time i still cant believe it actualluy happened. like this insane shit isnt supposed to happen to normal folks like myself. i just drove up five block...
Posted by Karen~Marye MissDress of Distress on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:11:00 PST

Chia... ch ch ch chia

Okay... if you know me... you know I live my life very much in "spontaneous combustion" mode minute by minute...  I always try to leave everyone guessing.  Even myself most  of the time...
Posted by Karen~Marye MissDress of Distress on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:18:00 PST

The Neon Blues

I got the Neon Blues and i dont know what to do.I haven't had my share of fun. I'm kicken and screamen cuz I aint thru.Mother Please don't worry.  Its all in your prayer.Oh your poor girls gone.&...
Posted by Karen~Marye MissDress of Distress on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:35:00 PST

spittle

The Dogs of Doom keep my neck warm with their breathe.  I fear the pain they bring this time less then I fear death.I hate to say you were right.I hate to know that you knew more about me then I ...
Posted by Karen~Marye MissDress of Distress on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:44:00 PST

When it rains.... it pours torrentially.

Why is it I am my worst enemy?  My emotions are always out of my reach.  But then once I truely fuck my self over, those feelings that I couldn't quite grasp...the pain comes... and always&n...
Posted by Karen~Marye MissDress of Distress on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:47:00 PST

That dang ol’ snow...

Ah... another seasen changed to anew.  From Autumn to Winter...  and with that... I found myself stuck in New Mexico...  During that winter storm a couple of days ago.  Whew! ...
Posted by Karen~Marye MissDress of Distress on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:56:00 PST

Phil n Free with III

Last night was truelly awesome.  I went to the Arson Anthem show @ Vino's in LR with Charro, Tommy, Jay, Brother B, Jeff n Justin.  WOW!  What a time.  the maddness insued!  I...
Posted by Karen~Marye MissDress of Distress on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 05:15:00 PST

Blessed Be Me!

I went trans-continental once again... and returned safely!  And most likely I will be going again... knowing me!    All is well in my world!  No regrets.  No problems.  ...
Posted by Karen~Marye MissDress of Distress on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:09:00 PST

put the boot to her... Medium style

I shall be returning to Central Arkansas at some point tomorrow.  So look out for Karen...  Stomping my way,  scraping chairs along the floor.  Making a huge comotion as I push thr...
Posted by Karen~Marye MissDress of Distress on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:39:00 PST