I think I already covered most of this, but I'd hate to think I could sum up everything I'm interested in in a few short paragraphs. How about I tell you about something interesting I saw once? Let's try... I have seen, and have the original picture of, a Golden Retriever fucking a pig. HOT DOG! GET IT? Thoughts on pop culture? Paris Hilton stabbed to death with a claw-hammer, Lindsay Lohan swung like a bat into Freddie Prinze Jr.'s face repeatedly until both of them resemble potted meat mixed with orange sherbet, undead Andre the Giant raping Arnold Schwarzeneggar in the ass just so I can hear him REALLY make that "UAGH! UAGH! UAAAAGH!" sound he likes to make so much, 6 million hyenas, 2 million leopards, 1 million cassowaries, every scorpion on the planet, 180,000 Komodo dragons, and 500,000 king cobras starved for several days and distributed evenly across Los Angelas, Beverly Hills, and certain parts of Texas (Crawford). I've come to the conclusion that the more money the rest of you have, the smarter I actually am. And, to top it all off, I absolutely love it when I get a new pair of pants. Just picked up some fresh BDU's, and I am simply explosive in them!
People that I don't want to bludgeon.
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Faith No More, Sisters of Mercy, Johnny Cash, Leonard Cohen, Chris Issak, Acid Bath, Killing Joke, Slayer, Strapping Young Lad, Tenacious D, Roy Orbison, KSE, Elvis Presley, In Flames, Skinny Puppy, Dead Can Dance, Rammstein, Birthday Party, Basil Palidorius, Carl Orff, Danzig, Mahler, Beethoven, AFI, Misfits, Deicide, David Byrne, The Blind Boys from Alabamba, Peter Gabriel, Samael, Joe and Eddie, David Bowie, Bad Religion, Deep Forest, Irish folk music, Southern folk music, the beating of the war drums as the Viking warship approaches, the scream of a mountain lion and an approaching thunderstorm. More more more stuff stuff stuff; I'm a music geek, and I'm not gonna do that thing where i go through all of my CD's listing every single band in there just so you can get bored and pissed waiting for the "band list" to end.
Batman Begins, Sin City, Romeo is Bleeding, Happiness, Barton Fink, Miller's Crossing, Rob Roy, Romero's zombie flicks, Lucio Fulci's zombie shit, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Deads, Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles, Dead-Alive, Lord of the Rings, Rules of Attraction, Kalifornia, RoboCop, Bad Lieutenant. Anything David Lynch, David Mamet is always cool, as is Neil LaBute. Civil War films (even the really boring ones like "Gods and Generals"), Batman Begins, History of Violence, porn, And let's not forget Re-Animator and Dagon. There's more, but I watch too many fucking movies as it is.
The Sopranos, Deadwood, Firefly, Adult Swim, WWE and liberal doses of the History Channel and Discovery. MST3K, Daily Show, food network, offensive cartoons, Benny Hinn, Jack Van Impe, Spanish soap operas (bacause I'm a man with a penis), Rome, The Big Lebowski when it's played on Comedy Central ("This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps!), Animal Planet (cept for the "Cop" shows; make me homicidal)
I don't read books. Movies are the NEW books. But if I were to read books, I would probably read Neal Stephenson, Bruce Sterling, Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Neitzsche, cookbooks, Grendel, Shakespeare, Poe, Lovecraft, The Watchmen, Rice's Sleeping Beauty stuff, Civil War shit, German history, Before the Deluge, Preacher, The Punisher, Mark Twain, Chaucer, Don Nigro, Samuel Beckett, Scott Billups Digital Moviemaking crap, Satyricon, Swank magazine, poetry that doesn't inspire a random sledgehammer massacre(which is most of it, really), random high school yearbooks that I'm not in, magazines that I find in bus stations, instructional booklets for things, fake, maudlin human interest stories, your diary, Audobon field guides, Lloyd Kaufmann, Robert Rodriguez, Mick Foley, Neuromancer, the Necronomicon, the Bible, and Mr. Boston's.
Dr. Doom, Mr. Sinister, Apocalypse, and Frankenstein (the Doctor AND the monster). If I could somehow mate all of these creatures into one, I would have no choice but to assimilate myself into its flesh. The planet would quickly fall, and Mister Doctor Sinisdoomalypstein would then rule not only this planet, but all planets to come. Yeah, fuck you too.