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Introspected Forlorn Beast of Pure Energy

An abberation.

About Me

I'm not actually a big fan of chocolate. No, really more of a beef jerky man myself. Writer, singer, (bad)actor, musician, and, just like the rest of us, a budding film maker. Fun with life casts and foam latex, caro syrup and entrails, Lovecraft and Metal. Cigarettes and beer, Captain and Dr. Pepper, Absinthe is good for you and fun, Guinness, Baren Jager. Books and bullshit philosophy. Too much music. Too many DVD's. Droll and sharp, fun to drink with, constantly interested in new and foolish things. www.vesselsofwrath.com.

My Interests

I think I already covered most of this, but I'd hate to think I could sum up everything I'm interested in in a few short paragraphs. How about I tell you about something interesting I saw once? Let's try... I have seen, and have the original picture of, a Golden Retriever fucking a pig. HOT DOG! GET IT? Thoughts on pop culture? Paris Hilton stabbed to death with a claw-hammer, Lindsay Lohan swung like a bat into Freddie Prinze Jr.'s face repeatedly until both of them resemble potted meat mixed with orange sherbet, undead Andre the Giant raping Arnold Schwarzeneggar in the ass just so I can hear him REALLY make that "UAGH! UAGH! UAAAAGH!" sound he likes to make so much, 6 million hyenas, 2 million leopards, 1 million cassowaries, every scorpion on the planet, 180,000 Komodo dragons, and 500,000 king cobras starved for several days and distributed evenly across Los Angelas, Beverly Hills, and certain parts of Texas (Crawford). I've come to the conclusion that the more money the rest of you have, the smarter I actually am. And, to top it all off, I absolutely love it when I get a new pair of pants. Just picked up some fresh BDU's, and I am simply explosive in them!

I'd like to meet:

People that I don't want to bludgeon.

Music:

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Faith No More, Sisters of Mercy, Johnny Cash, Leonard Cohen, Chris Issak, Acid Bath, Killing Joke, Slayer, Strapping Young Lad, Tenacious D, Roy Orbison, KSE, Elvis Presley, In Flames, Skinny Puppy, Dead Can Dance, Rammstein, Birthday Party, Basil Palidorius, Carl Orff, Danzig, Mahler, Beethoven, AFI, Misfits, Deicide, David Byrne, The Blind Boys from Alabamba, Peter Gabriel, Samael, Joe and Eddie, David Bowie, Bad Religion, Deep Forest, Irish folk music, Southern folk music, the beating of the war drums as the Viking warship approaches, the scream of a mountain lion and an approaching thunderstorm. More more more stuff stuff stuff; I'm a music geek, and I'm not gonna do that thing where i go through all of my CD's listing every single band in there just so you can get bored and pissed waiting for the "band list" to end.

Movies:

Batman Begins, Sin City, Romeo is Bleeding, Happiness, Barton Fink, Miller's Crossing, Rob Roy, Romero's zombie flicks, Lucio Fulci's zombie shit, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Deads, Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles, Dead-Alive, Lord of the Rings, Rules of Attraction, Kalifornia, RoboCop, Bad Lieutenant. Anything David Lynch, David Mamet is always cool, as is Neil LaBute. Civil War films (even the really boring ones like "Gods and Generals"), Batman Begins, History of Violence, porn, And let's not forget Re-Animator and Dagon. There's more, but I watch too many fucking movies as it is.

Television:

The Sopranos, Deadwood, Firefly, Adult Swim, WWE and liberal doses of the History Channel and Discovery. MST3K, Daily Show, food network, offensive cartoons, Benny Hinn, Jack Van Impe, Spanish soap operas (bacause I'm a man with a penis), Rome, The Big Lebowski when it's played on Comedy Central ("This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps!), Animal Planet (cept for the "Cop" shows; make me homicidal)

Books:

I don't read books. Movies are the NEW books. But if I were to read books, I would probably read Neal Stephenson, Bruce Sterling, Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Neitzsche, cookbooks, Grendel, Shakespeare, Poe, Lovecraft, The Watchmen, Rice's Sleeping Beauty stuff, Civil War shit, German history, Before the Deluge, Preacher, The Punisher, Mark Twain, Chaucer, Don Nigro, Samuel Beckett, Scott Billups Digital Moviemaking crap, Satyricon, Swank magazine, poetry that doesn't inspire a random sledgehammer massacre(which is most of it, really), random high school yearbooks that I'm not in, magazines that I find in bus stations, instructional booklets for things, fake, maudlin human interest stories, your diary, Audobon field guides, Lloyd Kaufmann, Robert Rodriguez, Mick Foley, Neuromancer, the Necronomicon, the Bible, and Mr. Boston's.

Heroes:

Dr. Doom, Mr. Sinister, Apocalypse, and Frankenstein (the Doctor AND the monster). If I could somehow mate all of these creatures into one, I would have no choice but to assimilate myself into its flesh. The planet would quickly fall, and Mister Doctor Sinisdoomalypstein would then rule not only this planet, but all planets to come. Yeah, fuck you too.

My Blog

First International Review for JS:MV

 This one's brief, but definitely cool. I feel like i should be paying these people. Johnny Sunshine. Zombie slayer. Snuff movie star, cold hearted killer who films it all for a manipulative...
Posted by Introspected Forlorn Beast of Pure Energy on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:04:00 PST

Johnny Sunshine: First official review

 Here's a review from Best Horror Movies, lauding Johnny pretty deeply: Over the years zombie movies have evolved nicely. George A. Romero led the charge elevating zombies from mindless slav...
Posted by Introspected Forlorn Beast of Pure Energy on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

I quit. Everything.

 I’ve decided to turn a corner in my life, and I would like you all to support me in this decision. If you don’t, then I assume you’re a selfish fuckbag that was never my friend...
Posted by Introspected Forlorn Beast of Pure Energy on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

The Horns

I've been hearing a lot about them lately. Their significance, their purpose, their worth. Regardless of what you know, feel, or think, making a fist and extending your index and pinkie finger means ...
Posted by Introspected Forlorn Beast of Pure Energy on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:33:00 PST

Red Carpet Woes

It has been a hectic and tumultuous week for myself, the Director of "Johnny Sunshine: Maximum Violence", and I just felt the need to put my feet up and share with you all the rigors of brilliance an...
Posted by Introspected Forlorn Beast of Pure Energy on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:49:00 PST

Bad movies are simply BAD movies.

Disclaimer: This has to be done. I apologize to my close friends for insulting them, as they are likely to feel I'm about to, but there is no other way for me to get this off my chest other than throu...
Posted by Introspected Forlorn Beast of Pure Energy on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:04:00 PST

Marketing: Why You're Poor and They're Not

 Marketing is bullshit. It has been empirically proven that the only marketing that MAY actually work is for movies, i.e. trailers, posters and such. But now the internet is destroying even that ...
Posted by Introspected Forlorn Beast of Pure Energy on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:07:00 PST

Film Class, Pt. 1

Just like "everybody's in a fucking band", everybody also seems to know how to make movies. There is a sad truth out there, and it reads, quite simply, "No You Do Not."  I've been involved with ...
Posted by Introspected Forlorn Beast of Pure Energy on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:23:00 PST

Dead Can Dance show almost ruined by self aggrandizing twits, dingbats.

Went and saw one of the greatest bands on the planet, Dead Can Dance, last Wed. in Chicago. Incredible show, though a terrible mistake was made even before they took the stage.  As you entered th...
Posted by Introspected Forlorn Beast of Pure Energy on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 01:06:00 PST

Obligatory Response to the U.S. Getting a Taste of Third World Life

So, we got blasted by a big, bad, hurricane named Katrina, and now New Orleans, Biloxi, and several other towns that you've never heard of are damn near completely destroyed. We all know what's coming...
Posted by Introspected Forlorn Beast of Pure Energy on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:47:00 PST