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Snakes

Baby, you can't just slap a hat on your tits and call it a shirt.

About Me

Strong like bear. smart like poodle.
Personal best Scrabble score: 403.

My Interests

Bike porn (not with people silly, just the bikes). Building bikes (Come to the Bike Kitchen and let me help you build or fix *your* bike!).

Going to shows, playing shows, hanging out with the Mrs., oysters at the Farmers Market, basses, guitars, drums, and 2inch tape machines.
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I'd like to meet:


bike-o-philes.bike riding buddies. Someone who will pay me lots of money to quit my job and go to school.

Music:

Happily drowning in the new Low album.

Movies:

unstrung heroes, 24hour party people, the devils backbone. stateside. beautiful girls. the safety of objects.

Television:

don't own one.

Books:

Currently cathcing up on 'the classics' and classic authors that I've never read. So right now it's Moby Dick.

Heroes:

If ya' can't believe in yourself you ain't got nothin'.

My Blog

5 Star Rating.

This past Saturday I tried my hand for the very first time at a Sudoku puzzle. Hilary and I smashed the Saturday crossword to smithereenes (like we always do. shit.) , and it was raining all biblical ...
Posted by Snakes on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:27:00 PST

Treasures from under the freeway.

The Alemany Flea Market rules. It's choc full o' treasures beyond your wildest dreams. There's literally almost no junk there at all, and EVERYTHING is sweet pirate booty for the taking. I'...
Posted by Snakes on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:16:00 PST

Scones on a Handle.

So there's this movie that I really wanted to see, REALLY BAD, when I saw the trailer in the theater like six months ago. It's called Notes on a Scandal. It stars Cate Blanchett, who is very pretty an...
Posted by Snakes on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:19:00 PST

Falcon and Fire Escapes.

Falcons and fire escapes go together, apparently, like fat kids and chocolate cake. This is something that until yesterday I was completely unaware of. I was in my kitchen in the evening making ...
Posted by Snakes on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

Everyone needs an editor.

So I've decided that after being a college dropout for 7 years that my writing skills have gone into a total flat spin (like TOTES), death sprial, etc. and that I should start blogging if only for the...
Posted by Snakes on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:06:00 PST

God rats vs. bad rats.

bad rats=the ones outside my window that fight every night and creep my shit out. good rats=the East Bay Rats MC. I had the best fucking time ever on Saturday night at the East Bay Rats clubhouse in O...
Posted by Snakes on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST

The mailman sucks donkey balls.

This is why the friggin' postage rates keep going up... Basically, the mailman sucks donkey balls and does not get the mail to the friggin' people! Then the people are like, "Yo. Fuck the mailman. He ...
Posted by Snakes on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST

There are so many other things.

There are so many other things that my upstairs neighbor could be doing at 7.30am than vacuuming his hardwood floors over my bedroom. SO many other things. Quiet things. I can think of one right off t...
Posted by Snakes on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:26:00 PST

Sort of like Foreigner

Who says the Examiner is a piece of shit paper?! I just read my 2007 horoscope and things are looking up. It says I'm in for money money money all year and that things are gonna be on fire for me...
Posted by Snakes on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:43:00 PST