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Lazy Susan

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About Me


I'M A PAINTER NOT A FIGHTER.
ON THE LOOKOUT FOR GROUPS SHOWS TO GET INVOLVED IN
MY NEXT SHOWMY MOST RECENT EXHIBITION
DEATH BY INSTRUMENTS
NEW PRINTS
PRIVATE VIEW THURSDAY 2ND AUGUST
6-LATE
INDO
133 WHITECHAPEL RD, E1 1DT.
(click for more indo info)
Dan, Oil on board, 2007 2.5 x 3.5"
Rich, Oil on board, 2007 2.5 x 3.5"
Teresa, Oil on board, 2006 2.5 x 3.5"
I have my most interesting thoughts when walking along a dotted white line home, drunk & alone.
Yet no-one will ever listen.
JAMES, OIL ON BOARD, 2.5 X 3.5"
FIONA, OIL ON BOARD, 2.5 X 3.5"
IF YOU LIKE THEM, BUY ONE..
OTHER WONDERFUL ART BELOW....
ARTMAJEUR INTERNATIONAL .. GALLERY
CLINK ABOVE FOR YET MORE OF HARRIS' WORK FOR SALE
YES HAT YES BOOTS YES JOB, ENAMEL ON ALUMINIUM, 2005
HUMANE-VELVET, FELT & MIXED MEDIA, 2006
I ALSO DJ IN THE GUISE OF LAZY SUSAN- ROCK'N'ROLL/INDIE/OLDIES
WHILST DESIGNING AND MAKING skirts, EARRINGS, cushion covers, BROOCHES greetings cards and handbags,
AT THE SAME TIME.
Latest entrepreneral attempt - SELLING POEMS DOWN THE MARKET.
Those fools will buy anything, email me to get yours.
BAD HABITS
1. CHEWING CHEWING GUM INTO ENDLESS DIFFERENT SHAPES (INCLUDING LITTLE MICE BRAINS) AND PLACING IT ON THE NEAREST NON-POROUS SURFACE TO SAVE FOR LATER...SORRY HOUSEMATES.
2. HUMMING.
3. WHISTLING.
4. TAPPING MY FOOT SO VIGOROUSLY THAT THE CARAVAN SHAKES.
5. GIVING BANDS 7 SECONDS TO IMPRESS ME BEFORE DENYING THEIR FRIENDSHIP.
6. SLEEPING IN.
7. PRETENDING TO SWIM ON A PADDED STOOL WHEN IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.
8. PICKING THINGS UP OFF THE FLOOR.
9. GETTING MIXED UP WITH THE 24 HOUR CLOCK, IT'S FOR LOSERS ANYWAY.
10. ONLY HAVING THE SECOND BEST EYESIGHT OF EVERYONE I KNOW.
have a go yourself...
stop judging people by their carrier bags, everyone.
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My Interests


I LIKE...
FIREWORKS
BBC RADIO 4

MY BABIES, ESPECIALLY THE LITTLE HAIRY ONE
GROWING THINGS IN MY GARDEN
SITTING IN MY GARDEN
WATERING MY GARDEN
THE TIME TELLER
NEBULAS
THE COLOUR RED
KNITTING LIKE A CRAZY WOMAN
CLUTTER

LISTENING
LIFE DRAWING ON WEDNESDAYS

PRETENDING TO BE A TOURIST
WORKING OUT HOW MANY TREES I NEED TO BECOME CARBON NEUTRAL BUT...
BIRTHDAY PRESENT FINALLY SAYS YES
(DESPITE THE EXISTENCE OF PERFECT POINTY BOOTS)
DAY-DREAMING
MODESTY
TALKING BOOKS
HEAVY PETTING ON THE MOON
DONKEY FINGERS
MOTHER GIN SLING
MORAL DILEMMAS
HH
REGGAE REGGAE SAUCE
BOYS IN CARDIGANS

CLOWNS
DANCING
THE FAMILY
OLD OLD THINGS
ROCKING HORSES
STAYING UP LATE

TEA HAS BECOME A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE IN THE LAST 5 WEEKS
THANKS TEA FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU
THE UNDERDOG
ANTS
ART
LIQUIN (bad)
PARIS
THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM
MONEY-SPIDERS
KISSING...
AND MAKING UP
APPOLOGIES
TSAVO DUST
PAINTING
SUBSTANTIAL BEARDS
SECRETS
WRITING
LOVING
SPITTING
LETTERS
MINIS (SKIRTs & CARS)LOYALTY
VEGETABLES WITH THE LEAST AIR MILES
BARRY MY SUMMER ROBIN
HAIRY MAMMOTHS
DINOSAURS
STROKING ANIMALS - YOU CAN'T BEAT IT
MAGRITTE
ALIVE FLOWERS
DRIVING ON THE MOTORWAY IN THE DARK
COMPLIMENTS AND
LONG, DIRTY WEEKENDS AWAY.


DON'T CARE MUCH FOR...
WAR
FALLING
JEALOUSY
WASTE
TROJAN HORSES
SNOT-I ABHOR SNOT
STRANGER'S SWEAT
OTHER PEOPLE SPITTING
MOANING
FENNEL
INSOMNIA
4 WHEEL DRIVES
MILD TINITUS
THONGS
ROM-COMS
INDIFFERENCE
SCHADENFREUDE
DID I MENTION GLOBAL WARMING?
WHAT AN EFFING JOKE
BROKEN TEA BAGS
REGRETS
ASSUMPTIONS
MY INABILITY TO SPELL
NEW THINGS
ARGUING
INDECISION
SNOBS.

I'd like to meet:

NEW FRIENDS AND OLD FRIENDS,
IF THEY HAPPENED TO BE PREVIOUSLY ENGAGED,
MY DREAM DINNER PARTY WOULD CONSIST OF A LOVELY BIG FEAST WITH BRASS GOBLETS AND SILVER PLATTERS AND CHANDELIERS AND LANGOUSTINE AND

SALVADOR DALI
JOHN SNOW
JUDAS
HELENA BONHAM-CARTER
PETER COOK
JOHN LENNON
MARILYN MONROE
JAck THE RIPPER
SHADOW CAT
GRIMALDI AND
THE MARQUIS DE SADE.
I WOULD LIKE TO BE STUCK IN A LIFT WITH MASTER ROCHESTER, VINCENT GALLO & JIMMY from Jimmy's farm (man/woman ANDY can be the maintenance person who comes to save us all after 13 hours) AND IF GORDON, FROM RAY MEARS, WAS ALSO THERE HE COULD PROBABLY FIND SOME SEEDS ON THE FLOOR TO SUSTAIN US UNTIL ANDY GOT THERE...i don't fancy him though, it's mere admiration)


and anyone who is really good at tickling.
technique and stamina are equally important.
CALL OFF THE SEARCH
the best tickler has been found.

Music:

ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA
MY ALAMO
JONATHAN RICHMOND & THE MODERN LOVERS
LIFT TO EXPERIENCE
MODEST MOUSE
ARCADE FIRE
MY BRIGHTEST DIAMOND (makes me weep)
THE BLEEPS
SUE FABICSH IS THE BEST
ARKANSAS CALL
SON OF DAVE
SERIOUS SAM BARRATT
BILLY CHILDISH & THE BUFF MEDWAYS
MENLO PARK
COLD WAR KIDS
BARR
SELFISH CUNT
SCHWAB
NEIL YOUNG
K.O.L
YYYs
THE BLUESKINS
POLLY JANE
THE CLASH
TORI AMOS
DEVENDRA
THE GENTLEMEN'S PISTOLS
VINCENT VINCENT & THE VILLAINS
SIMON & GARFUNKEL
BILL CALLAHAN
TARANTULA AD
HALF MAN-HALF BISCUIT
VETIVER
JOHN POWER
THE FOOTLONG HEROES
ELO
ELLIS ISLAND SOUND
TIGER FORCE
TOM WAITS
JOSH T. PEARSON
BELLE & SEBASTIAN
RHCP
DIRTY THREE
MAGNETIC FIELDS
WOLF PARADE
UNDERGROUND RAILROAD
EUROS CHILD
THE BEES
LE TIGRE
NICK CAVE
SLOW CLUB

Movies:

OR AS SENSIBLE PEOPLE SAY - FILMS...
LABYRINTH
ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
I HEART THE HUCKABEES
COOL HAND LUKE
KILL BILL 2
BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK
FIGHT CLUB
VIDEODROME
PERFUME
CONTROL
SPIRITED AWAY
MATRIX
KLOOT
DR STRANGELOVE
BEDAZZLED (geniuses)
LA HAINE
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
SHORT CUTS
THE MACHINIST
THE THING
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
MAN BITES DOG
DONNIE DARKO
FREAKS
PSCYCHOMANIA
DEAD ZONE
IRREVERSIBLE
THE SHINING
FARGO
LES YEUX SAN VISAGE
DARK CITY
FLATLINERS
MOULIN ROUGE
GHOST WORLD
PULP FICTION
HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL
AMELIE
SUSPIRIA
MEMENTO
PET SEMETARY
DIG
OLD BOY
AUDITION
28 DAYS LATER
AMERICAN BEAUTY
TRUMAN SHOW
AMORES PERROS
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?
BATTLE ROYALE
NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST 3
DESCENT
ROPE
AND EVERYTHING BY JAN SVANKMEYER

Television:

Whoever says they hate Telly haS no self control!
IT CAN BE MARVELLOUS...
NEWS NIGHT
NIGHTY NIGHT
PREHISTORIC PARK
bodyshock/mindshock documentaries
TLOG
THE LEARNING ZONE
GARTH MARENGHI'S DARK PLACE
NATURE DOCS WHERE THE CREATURES DO EACH OTHER LITTLE FAVOURS
PEEP SHOW/MITCHEL AND WEBBTHIS WEEK
AUTUMN WATCH NIGHT SHIFT
BBC NEWS 24 IS ALWAYS MY BESTest FRIEND

Books:

ALAN LIGHTMAN
IRVINE WELSH
AUDREY NIFFENEGGER
ARTHUR C.CLARKE
BRET EASTON ELLIS
WILLIAM GOLDING
JACK KEROUAC
L.FRANK BAUM
PHILIP PULLMAN
MARK HADDON
HERMANN HESSE
MARQUIS DE SADE
PATRICK SUSKIND
LAWRENCE BLOCK
LEWIS CARROLL
IAIN BANKS
BILL BRYSON
WIL SELF
DOUGLAS COUPLAND
DONNA TARTT
THE BROTHERS GRIMM
JONATHAN COE
STEPHEN KING KING KING
AND ANY STRANGE BUT TRUE TYPE BOOKS

Heroes:

Artemisia Gentileschi
Richard Maddalena
Hieronimus Bosch
Dorothea Tanning
Rick Allen
Bruce Parry

whoever printed this sign in East Ham, no questions asked.
and the hands point to the time when most wifes die aswell...good old serendipity.
(it's for a launderette)

My Blog

INDO OPEN EXHIBITION

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Posted by Lazy Susan on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:47:00 PST

THIS WEEK’S FUN ALERT

MONDAYTHURSDAYclick for more info - everyone welcome to participate bring candles and the like....6-9PMHOXTON SQUAREFRIDAY - HALLOWEEN FUNYour presence is required on Friday 2nd November.Your evening ...
Posted by Lazy Susan on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:24:00 PST

ART FOR NOTHING IN SLOVENIA

LOOKY WHERE I'M GOING YEah!with many thanks to richard madalennaNova Gorica, 18. 9. 2007Art for NothingSquare Bevkov trg in Nova Gorica on Saturday, 29 September 2007, 11 amThe BridA Art Collective fr...
Posted by Lazy Susan on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:35:00 PST

anne frank shouty dreams

as some people already knowi have been experiencing anne frank style dreams where i shout in real life a lot.basically, i'm hiding from the police and all my friends have massive villa style houses so...
Posted by Lazy Susan on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:35:00 PST

NEEDLE-TIME-AGREEMENT DEBUT NIGHT

EFF WHY EYEclick for more indo infoand then mark it in your little diaries for fun night asit is also pat and marion's pre-bday-celebrations maybeso there will be lots of jager slamming no doubtplus o...
Posted by Lazy Susan on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:41:00 PST

(ir)rationality

i wonder how a biggish slow looking spider can dissapear so quickly while i reach for a glass?then make me feel really itchythen induce insomniathen weird spider fueled dreamsand make me never open th...
Posted by Lazy Susan on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:07:00 PST

FREE ACOUSTIC GIG AT INDO ON MONDAY NIGHT

click on pic for more indo infosee you there lovelies for bank holiday fun...x...
Posted by Lazy Susan on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:43:00 PST

DEATH BY INSTRUMENTS EXTENDED TIL 1ST SEPT

Hi guys,my show at Indo has been extended due to popular demand (ha ha)and so you still have time to come down and have a good look.It will be up until Saturday 1st September everyday 12noon til late....
Posted by Lazy Susan on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:18:00 PST

my exhibitions all this week

WEDNESDAY NIGHTTHURSDAY NIGHTLAST CHANCE...so there you go,please comeesp on thursday night!xxx...
Posted by Lazy Susan on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

SOLO SHOW

click on pic for more indo infox...
Posted by Lazy Susan on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST