Guitars, Harley Davidson, Beer, dry-erase boards, Porn, sushi, the smell of gasoline, roller coasters, red wine, Jagermeister.
Musicians, bikers, porn stars, guys with great hair, People who like Scrabble
ANY 80's bands (Iron Maiden, Twisted Sister, Cinderella, Whitesnake, Poison, Def Leppard, Dokken, Ratt, Night Ranger, Bon Jovi, Warrant, Motley Crue, Jackyl, Scorpions, Quiet Riot, etc...), Van Halen (both before Sammy Hagar got booted and after), Barenaked Ladies, some Eminem, Green Day, Society 1, Dope, Chicago, Sublime (my FAVORITE), Duran Duran, Joe Bonamassa, The Violent Femmes, Dave Matthews, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beck, Billy Joel, Michelle Branch, David Bowie, The Beetles, Elvis, Yardbirds, Humble Pie, Jimmy Eat World, Cake, Blondie, Cindi Lauper, Blues Traveler...
The Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Spinal Tap, any Adam Sandler, The Emperor's New Groove, Evil Dead I and II, Army of Darkness, Ron Jeremy movies, Dawn of the Dead, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Blazing Saddles, Clerks I and II
Jeopardy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, The Dukes of Hazzard.
A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole...and Big Trouble by Dave Barry
People who are sincerely nice to everyone.