Parker - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am chocolate rain!

My Interests

VH1 classic and Guitar Hero.

I'd like to meet:

I dont care who I meet as long as they dont touch me. I hate it when people touch me.

Music:

Alice in Chains, Nirvana, STP, Beastie Boys, Metallica, System of a Down, Journey, Bon Jovi, Oates(of Hall and Oates fame), The Man in Black, Candlebox, Heart, White Lion, Dokken, .38 Special, Styx, The Monkees, R.E.M., The Offspring, Phil Collins, Pantera, Def Lep, Dope, 311, Steel Dragon, Spinal Tap, Peter Cetera......actually pretty much anything but U2.......I think I hate U2 more than anything else on the planet. They should hang themselves from the Joshua Tree.

Movies:

The Cutting Edge.....toe pick bitch!, Lucas, Back to the Future I,II and III, Howard the Duck, Weekend at Bernies 2(the first one was just back story), Krull, Transformers the movie(Which is impossible to find on DVD by the way!, Tango and Cash(why they never made a sequel or a TV show for this I have no idea)

Television:

I watch VH1 classic all day, other than that all I make time for is Lost. For some reason c list celebrities learning how to skate dance and sing does not interest me in the least. Go figure.

Books:

Yeah, I read em', and I would appreciate it if people would stop acting so surprised when I tell them I read. You dont need culture in order to enjoy a good book my friend. I'm living proof.

Heroes:

Steve Yzerman

My Blog

Bryan Adams

Do you like Bryan Adams? No? Well then you will hate the italian Bryan Adams tribute band that I have as my profile song. They speak no English, except of course for Bryan Adams lyri...
Posted by Parker on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:58:00 PST

Woman as chair

Well, the other day i was looking for a picture of a man using a woman as a chair on the internet (dont ask). Anywho, it was impossible to find. The only thing that kept coming up was WOMA...
Posted by Parker on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 04:22:00 PST

Have you got 4 seconds?

Then check this out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4pWswDOJTk
Posted by Parker on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:55:00 PST

Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly

Why has nobody ever heard of this? Are you all mad? Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly makes grilled cheese look like dry toast. It rules. You simply must try it. If I opene...
Posted by Parker on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:52:00 PST

My Heely shoes make me cool!!!

Yes, perhaps you have heard. I am the proud owner of a pair of those shoes that have the wheel in the heel, known to the cool kids as Heelys. They rule!!! now I can glide everyplace ...
Posted by Parker on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST

CHOCOLATE RAAAAAiIIIN!!!

Have you seen the chocolate rain video on youtube yet? Well, its ok, so go watch that, and then watch the video in my "Who I'd Like to Meet" section. It is the best dummy related video i h...
Posted by Parker on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:48:00 PST

giga giga watt watt

You know what every myspace page needs? More videos and shit cluttering it up. Thats why I posted a new video of Marty and Doc freestylin' in the about me section of my page. Check i...
Posted by Parker on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:26:00 PST

A letter to Oates

Dear Oates, You were totally awesome in Hall and Oates. Maneater is the greatest song, that may or may not be about oral, ever. Sadly I have a complaint. Why won't you gro...
Posted by Parker on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:45:00 PST

LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD!!!

The new Die Hard.........AWESOME!!! I put up a music video that i found on youtube about Die Hard under my Who I'd like to meet section. Check it out.
Posted by Parker on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:32:00 PST

I'm a real character!

A real comic book character that is. Check out the TNT myspace page for the comic strip adventures of Turner and I, as done by Chris, the creator of www.hockeyzombie.com. It is pretty...
Posted by Parker on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST