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Turner

Relax...it's just piss.

About Me


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Whammy award winner, bitch!

My Interests

Parker's suffering.

I'd like to meet:

Radio (Live w/Davey Havok)
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Music:

The Descendents. And Rush. And Buckwheat Zydeco. And The Chieftans. And Gary Hoey. And The Pixies.

Movies:

William H. Macy.

Television:

I remeber this one show that was on when I was a baby...it had Roddy McDowell (who is now quite dead, of course) and he had this glowing tuning-fork thing that either A) allowed him to time-travel or B) made a weird dancing baby appear in his pants. I can't really remember what the show was called or what it was about, but I think it might be my favorite television program of all time. That or "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic."

Books:

"Is Your Mama a Llama?"

Heroes:

cowboys.

My Blog

Eh? Team

So I've mixed up my Top Friends again.  I've done so because roller hockey starts soon, and I wanted some of my teammates in the top-20-something.  A couple of 'em were already there...Parke...
Posted by Turner on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:45:00 PST

Spring Cleaning

Whoa!  I’ve been a bloggin’ sumbitch lately!  Here’s another one, and it regards my revamped "Top Friends."  I’ve put a few local/area bands in there ’caus...
Posted by Turner on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:51:00 PST

Trey

I’ve added my old friend Trey to my top friends.  What’s the deal with Trey, anyway?  Why does he deserve a spot in my Top Friends?  Well, for starters, he was an Eagle Scou...
Posted by Turner on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:04:00 PST

Awesomeness.

Not sure if "awesomeness" is a word or not.  I’ll use it anyway, to describe a couple of things.  One, two bands that caught my attention recently that rock my world.  The first i...
Posted by Turner on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:31:00 PST

Trends & Tats

First, ink has been on my mind a lot lately. It's been just over a month and I'm ready for a new tattoo. Whilst I scheme on my next body modification, check out some great local artists in my "Top Fri...
Posted by Turner on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:12:00 PST

Hoo-boy.

Well, if you want to see the worst video in a while...go check out my new video blurb for local band "Point of Fracture."  Video and audio problems forced me to re-dub it, and now it makes z...
Posted by Turner on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:51:00 PST

Tattoo!

Here 'tis...my latest body modification. This one's on my inner left forearm.  It's kinda blurry, and a little shiny (A&D ointment) but you get the idea.    What is it, you as...
Posted by Turner on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:11:00 PST

New pants and Slim Jim Casserole

So last week I noticed that Meijer had all their Dickies apparell at 20% off, and I went bananas!  I really had my eye on a pair of sweet charcoal-grey flat-front workpants, but the were out of m...
Posted by Turner on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:06:00 PST

Holy crap!

July 2nd?  Really?  That's the last time I wrote a blog?  Dang...must've been a busier summer than I'd realized.  But it's over now, baby, and hockey season is here so that's all I...
Posted by Turner on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:32:00 PST

Oh, Good God, let it end...

Happy peanuts soar Over chocolate-covered mountaintops And waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in the meadow Sings a song of satisfaction To the world.     I cannot...CANNOT...get that in...
Posted by Turner on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:52:00 PST