Anything outdoors that gives me something nice to look at (not like a Hooters Restaurant with a patio, but rather waterskiing or shark fishing on a nudist beach in Greece).Other interests...Stealing office supplies, off-roading in golf carts, porn, traveling, off-roading in golf carts while traveling and watching porn, writing dirty greeting cards (one day I swear I'll make a living off this), and watching Jeopardy when it's on at 7ish then again with others when it's on later in the same day (they run the same episode)! People think I'm a genious!As of now though, my primary interest is writing those dirty cards. Here's one of the ones I'm going to patent..."Roses are red, violets are blue, there'd be no BA-BY if you'd swallowed the GOO! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!"
MARYJANE spins tunes as
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You Are Paper
Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation.
People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of.
Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active.
You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want.
You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery.
A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces.
When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move
If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared
Are You Rock, Paper, or Scissors?
I'd like to meet:
YOU! And the inventor of the lint brush. Oh, GOD! Now they even have a lint brush that is infused with BOUNCE! It rids the clothing of lint WHILE MAKING YOU SMELL FRESH AS A DOUCHE! Showering is SO overrated!Milton...from Office Space, and Herbie Hancock.
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Brigitte Bardot!
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You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well.
What City Do You Belong In?
Music:
Geez. That's like asking a non-picky obese woman her favorite flavor of Ben and Jerry's which would be a much easier question for me to answer.My fav Ben and Jerry's flavor is Phish Food. It's like Rocky Road only the chocolate chips are shaped like fish.On another note (haha...pun intended)...Music is my most favorite thing ever, so I can't give you the whole list bc my hand will cramp up thus tainting my hand job/air guitar capabilities so...I'll give you my top 10 of the moment because they tend to change with my mood, which changes due to psychotic impulse.My music choices definitely reflect some A.D.D. tendencies so as you might imagine, YOU WANNA BUY A DUCK?
1. Grateful Dead
2. Zepp
3. Nirvana
4. Pearl Jam
5. STP
6. Sublime
7. George Clinton and the P-Funks
8. Sinatra
9. Billy Joel
10. A tie between CSNY, Chuck Berry, Fleetwood Mac, Bruce, Alice in Chains, O.A.R., Foo Fighters, Barenaked Ladies, and Queen. And of course, my favorite non-favorite band is R.E.O. Speedwagon. God I love those dudes. Too bad I couldn't fit into Kevin Cronin's pants! I dig Patsy Kline, Herby Hancock, Bella Fleck and the Flecktones, Jet, The Colour, Soundgarden, Tom Jones, RAINBOW, Mott the Hoople, The Traveling Wilbury's, N.I.N., and OK GO, simply 'cause of the tredmill video! Today I liked Phish and Barenaked Ladies. Oh, and Blues Traveler. Is that good for now? Sweet, that's all I got.Who am I kidding. I can't answer this question!
Movies:
All the Kevin Smith movies, The Apartment, Bravehart, Detroit Rock City, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Dazed and Confused, ALLLLL the Back to the Futures, Shrek, Tommy Boy, Baseketball, Chances Are, Drop Dead Fred, Ace Ventura, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspect, Fight Club, The Negotiator, How To Loose a Guy in 10 Days, Something About Mary, Anything Jim Carey or Jack Black, The Jerk, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Black Sheep, Princess Bride, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Mr. Deeds, Parenthood, Meet Me In St. Louis, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, The Big Lebowski, Telladega Nights, Old School, Wedding Crashers, 8 Crazy Nights, Gone in 60 Seconds, The Notebook (yes, I AM A GIRL BUT if you're a guy, you would like it too), SPINAL TAP, The Full Monty, Raising Arizona, Mr. Mom, Ferris Bueller's Day off and American Hot Wax. Some more I just remembered-Field of Dreams, Bullets Over Broadway, Little Shop Of Horrors (played the dentist in a camp play when I was 10) and various biopics.
Television:
SCRUBS, VH1 (I have been digging VH1 lately for their rock specials, the decade specials, and "Movies That Rock") FAMILY GUY, That 70's Show, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Cold Case Files, Biography, Home Improvement, Everybody Loves Raymond, Myth Busters, The History Channel and of course, watching animals mate on The Discovery Channel (at this time, you hear the Bloodhound Gang, don't you!)
Your 80s Heartthrob Is
John Stamos
Who's Your 80's Heartthrob?
Books:
Letters from a Nut, Running With Scissors, Helter Skelter, Dry, Anything Kurt Vonnegut (me so sad), Mixed Nuts, Various biographies and autobiographies (Guiliani's was great and I'm about to start Scar Tissue (Chili Peppers) pending Stiller's ability to give it to me in a timely fashion :-)
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Heroes:
THEY FOUND MY COCK!Alan Freed. Anyone whose remains reside at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a hero in my book. Stevie Wonder is a pretty heroic guy too...and of course, Dr. Cox in scrubs. I also dig the janitor! David Letterman is up there as is the founder of Google, one of (what seems to be) the greatest companies to work for EVER!Some other heroes of mine are J.K. Rowling...who I am trying to take after...as well as the creator of Sky Mall Magazine. You'll never go to the mall again if you subscribe to this "shoppers bible"! I promise!
