☆ SiSi ☆

Everything you wanted to know about me, [and some shit you probably don't give a fuck about]:
My name is Melissia. Some call me Sia...some call me Missi. I am a Sagittarius, which means I am optimistic, good humored, honest, straightforward, intellectual, and philosophical. Sounds fairly accurate to me.
So, I am supposed to talk about myself huh? God damn, where do I begin? Let's see…I am an animal lover. I have two beautiful dogs, a guinea pig, and an African Cichlid. Sasha is an Alaskan Malamute/Lab mix and Shelby is a golden retriever. I love them more than anything. Sadie is my fat girl cuddle bunny guinea pig. Mike is my African Cichlid. He is at least 8 years old. He's the oldest fish I have ever seen. He had a life partner named Ike, but Ike died about 4 years ago. I have gotten Mike other companions, but he kills them all in what I believe to be crimes of passion. There is no replacement for Ike in his eyes.
I'm also a music enthusiast. It's one of the most prominent parts of my life and probably my biggest passion. I love to play music, write music, listen to music, and go to live shows. I love playing my guitar. I also love to play the drums, but since my broke ass can't afford a kit right now, I just suffice by beating the shit out of my desk, the table, my steering wheel, or anything else I can get my hands on. Yeah, I love to sing too. Not everyone loves it when I sing, but what can I say. Fuck 'em...yeah, that's it.
I love to draw and paint. I am a photography buff as well. My camera is one of my most prized possessions. I am always taking pictures of random ass people, places, and things. I love experimenting with makeup. I like doing graphic design and web design, and am pretty damn good at it. II love tattoos. Not just the look of them, but the artistry behind them. I am a total horror movie FREAK. I am also fascinated by serial killers and the criminal mind. I love reading true crime or watching true crime stories. I want to know what is inside their heads, what makes them tick.
I am VERY insecure, yet vain at the same time. Figure that one out. When I don't know someone well, I am very quiet. In all actuality it is because I am very shy and unconfident, but people often take it as me being stuck up or snobby, which is FAR from the case. Once you get to know me, I am a lot of fun. I am loud and goofy, and don't shut up. I can get along with almost anyone. If I DON'T like you, however, it is evident.
I am a warped, silly, and crazy person, and love to be surrounded by people as goofy as I am. I have a wonderful sense of humor, although it is sometimes a little (or a lot) sarcastic. I often crack myself up, although sometimes I am the only one. Sometimes people just need to pull the sticks out of their asses and stop taking everything so fucking seriously. Every once in awhile, I fuck up and discover something totally new about myself. Often times, it is something pretty cool.
I am also a very intelligent person and need someone who can hold an intelligent conversation. I need to associate with people that have something to say. If you can't hold my attention, you can forget it. Also, you have to BE YOURSELF. I can't stand people who conform to other peoples beliefs to fit in. I'd rather hate you for who you are than like you for someone you aren't. I'll always give you the same courtesy.
Also, I am never apologetic for anything I believe in. I can respect your beliefs, even if I don't agree, and I expect the same civility in return. I am fervently against organized religion of any kind. If that is a PROBLEM, please don't message me just to shove your beliefs down my throat. I am also VERY opinionated when it comes to politics. If you can't discuss it without being an asshole, don't bring it up, because 9 times out of 10, my assholeness will trump the fuck out of yours. If we can have an INTELLIGENT debate, I am all for it. As I said, I can respect your beliefs, and I expect you to respect mine as well.
I hate stereotypes, and can't stand people who try and put the complexity that makes up a human being into little cookie cutter categories. I pity those who are so closed minded that they condemn someone or something for being different. Life is too short to waste your time worrying about what society deems "the norm" and worrying about what others are going to say about you. Be who you are and make yourself happy. At the end of the day, when everyone else has gone back to their lives, the only person you have to answer to is you.
I don't have time in my life for liars, haters, and drama queens. If that is all you have to bring to the table, don't even bother wasting your time, or mine for that matter. Don't talk shit behind my back and kiss my ass to my face. I'd rather you just slap me in the face and tell me to fuck off and die.
I can be the sweetest person in the world, or the meanest bitch you will ever meet. Basically, I speak my mind, and if you don't like it, too fuckin' bad. I can come across as a hard ass, but it's just because I have been burned a lot and I have a lot of emotional scars that hinder me from easily trusting people. If you gain my friendship, trust, and respect, you have a very loyal friend for life, or until you fuck me over, whichever comes first. I might hurt your feelings, but usually it isn't intentional. I am an emotional person.
I am single, and sometimes I love it. Others I hate it. On one token, I wish I had someone to share my life with, and on another, I can't imagine dealing with someone else's bullshit again. When I am with someone, I treat him like gold. I don't demand much in return. I don't have to have fancy things or elaborate gifts. I don't let him walk all over me either. I expect is loyalty, honest, trust, and support. I am very touchy feely. I love holding hands, cuddling, hugging and kissing, having my ears nibbled on, and my neck too. I am a huge flirt. That doesn't mean I am easy. Don't get fucking confused.
I am an insomniac. When I do sleep I have some of the most fucked up dreams. Sometimes they are hilarious, and others are so frightening I can't go back to sleep afterwards. I have this obsession with reality TV and infomercials that I can't shake. I watch them constantly, even though they annoy the shit out of me.
As you can see I am a multi-faceted young woman. If you want to know more about me, just ask…I don't bite….hard.
Oh yeah...apparently I use the word FUCK a lot. :)
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