George

I am a true stall man at heart. My secret ATM code is "BOSCO. I am a converted Latvian Orthodox. My favorite brand of condoms is Trojan. I enjoy racket ball. My middle name is Louise. I lost my virginity in HIgh SChool to Ms. STafford, my home room teacher. I once ate an onion whole like a piece of fruit. I am obsesed with sex. Some day I truly aspire to be an architect. I once got a High SCore of 658,000 on Frogger. If I were a porno star my name would be "Buck Naked". I am vindictive an vengeful: I once spent a whole day at a car dealership trying to get a maechanic fired for stealing my Twix bar. I once dated my own cousin. I once dated Marisa Tomei but she punched me in the face. I smeared strawberry sauce on Bath Ruth's jersey trying to get fired from The Yankees. Deep down you could say I am really just a lazy, cheap, cowardly and selfish slob.