Laura - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well I am dead now but when I was alive all the boys wanted me. I was dating this guy Bobby but I was cheating on him with this biker James. He was a good guy but kinda stupid. I love to do blow and have sex with multiple people. I worked at One Eyed Jacks for a while but Benjamin Horn has a small penis and I had to get out of there. I like to fool my parents into thinking I am a good girl by participating in the Meals on Wheels program, which is so lame! I knew I was going to be murdered because Bob was so into me, but then again everyone was and is! I wrote a couple of journals and you can order them online now, god I am so cool. Donna and Maddy always wanted to be like me and even after I died I still got all the attention. Did anyone ever notice how I look nothing like my weird mom? She is so crazy and I am so hot.

My Interests

Oh you know, writing diaries, visiting Dr. Jacobi, having sex, doing cocaine, going to the woods...

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet any guy with cocaine and a bird. I also like to meet people who are in at the Black Lodge. That place is really the place to be. Sometimes Agent Cooper comes there and I try to make out with him, he is hot! I like going to the woods and meeting people there. I like guys with money and drugs.

Music:

Anything on the jukebox at the RR Diner

Movies:

I like mysteries and popcorn and a bad boy to make out with.

Television:

Twin Peaks, what else is there?

Books:

My diary is the only book worth reading

Heroes:

Agent Dale Cooper, Maddy, my dad Leland, The one armed man, The log lady, Bobby, Leo, James, Nadine, Harry, Lucy, The entire Horn family (even though Audrey is hotter than me), Norma, Shelly, and of course my best friend Donna who started to sleep with James after my brutal murder. You will get yours Donna!