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Jason

time destroys all things

About Me

There must be something worthwhile about me. Really. I've met Elvis Costello like three times. Sometimes I make cool stuff; less often people experience and enjoy it. My alter-ego is quite infamous. But we are separate entities; this is very important. Most people have a story inside them. It's just a story that no one gives a crap about. Still, meeting people can be relatively painless and it's a good way to think of baby names for your married friends. And if there were no pain, how could we understand joy as counterposed against it? You see where I am heading with this? Here's to fortune cookies

My Interests

Pills, International Travel, old buildings, Goth Babes, Shoes, rhinestones, Edward Gorey, Mexican Cake, Line Art/Woodblock Prints/Engravings 1890-1950; illustrated books, Unattached Personalities/Pyschopaths, Rigid Airships, Energy Drinks, Blowjobs

I'd like to meet:

Someone who would never vote for 'the Governator'. Chicks who dig quasi-public blowjobbing. Fakesters! Others interested in interactive television/VOD/new media. All of my friends from other cult sites. Halliburton executives.

Music:

Elvis Costello, Eminem, Willie Nelson, the Clash, Tear Garden, Captain & Tenille, Air, Bauhaus, Sigur Ros, Dean Martin, Radiohead, old KISS, Astrud Gilberto, Outkast, Blonde Redhead, the Cure, Vivaldi, Zep, Self

Movies:

Glengarry, Glen Ross, Los Santos Inocentes, Adaptation, Bottle Rocket, Irreversible, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Paper Moon, memento, the Philadelphia Story, Watership Down, Girl on a Bridge, Trust, caper movies

Books:

How to Make Yourself Miserable, The Adrian Mole Diaries, Cruddy, Helter Skelter, British History, Mexican History, anything by Robert Boswell, The Castle, Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron

My Blog

What have I learned in 50 days...

...since my last posting? Let's see: I hate my fucking life. Not just like 'wow, I'm not a rockstar' - like I desperately and completely despise everything that is my life. Save a few key things. ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

now that it's been...

.....so SO very long. I knew if I let it lapse, I'd not keep it up. Hope you are happy, legions of oversensitive, narcissistically-driven fans. Much like the rookie actor who, after landing a part...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmm....

I remember posting something similar to this a month or so back - but feel it's time again for the JS Disclaimer: Please, readers, remember that while this is a "journal", it is not, in fact, a note-...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how, how, how

far we fall. I have no idea where I am or what is happening. Everything hurts. My own confrontation turned on me. B said the most horrible, nastiest, cruelest things that anyone has ever said to m...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

boo-ya!

Yes, I ate two dinners yesterday. Yes, I ate four pieces of pie. In a row. Yes, I am a huge fat fuck. But all of that ends Monday. I am going to lose 15 pounds or die trying. Many people like to...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'll never get it.

This ongoing bullshit with people. I did figure out something today: there is an eerie and unsettling similarity between the traumatic mother relationship of my teen years and the ever-more-strange r...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another one

bites the dust... yes, up here at W's today and Oleg called in sickums... that makes almost alll of the workforce gone. Saw a cool iPod - only $400 - she said it holds a few thousand hours of music -...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

show business

...is no business. Man, what a crappy life. At least the parents made it back OK. B got a day-gig with LaLa; painting murals or something. Oh rapture. I don't know why she hates me so much lately...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hole in the mouth

So I have chomped through my cheek again. That tender, inner-mouth meat. My pointy canines have now plunged thru my mouth five times in the last two weeks. I want some sort of corrective surgery. ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

halloo

another bad stretch of being a bad person. No journal and not doing my work. I hate being a big fat lump of goo. The parents are here; so it's a nice visit. Probably will eat too much. Saw Brot...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST