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I HATE MYSPACE!!

I'm hot shit and you're cold diarrhea!

About Me

Safety and cleaning products.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Jesus loves you this much

My Interests

Self help books and tapes & prescription drugs.

I'd like to meet:

...FOR A DRINK.Anyone who has a first name that ends in the letter "N" and first letter is a "C". eg. Crispin and Conan. I don't like names that and in "IE" eg. Jennie, Debbie, Freddie... that shit is gaAY. Names that end in a "Y" are ideal. Spencer Rice is a total douche, but if meeting him means meeting Kenny- so be it.

Music:

Cockholsters, Pere Ubu, Television, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Ian Dury and the Blockheads, Cat Power, Elvis Costello, Your mom on the Banjo, Blondie, Young MC, Die Rolling Stones, Sonic Youth, DEVO, The Pixies, Polly Jean, Whatev...

Movies:

That one about your mom was pretty alright

Television:

Conan
HotFreeLayouts.com / frazy.com

Heroes:

My heroes are the bands on here that don't try to post their flyers as comments and the idiots who write to you "Hey you look like you have good taste in music, check out our songs , check out this band, add us to your friends, tell us you like us, etc..." Listen you pathetic little humps in need of validation and exposure- gofuckyourselves and I hope your band all dies in a strange tour bus/ van explosion.

My Blog

It’s nothing really, don’t worry about it!

Dear you reader (Griffin),I am sitting in my pint size room working on adding friends to my new myspace page (At the time it is totally devoted to The Dolly Project- watch the new trailer!). I never k...
Posted by I HATE MYSPACE!! on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:42:00 PST

Get Up and JOE

Joe, I wrote this massive story about you how once upon a time in a dry climate called Denver there was a devishly handsome young buck named Joe Phillips, which sounds like a football p...
Posted by I HATE MYSPACE!! on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:13:00 PST

Who needs entertainment??

Yeah, so have you looked at the video about Lee that I have added to my profile. It is completely unentertaining and loveable. Coming soon... Johnny Cash music video- on the ranch style.    ...
Posted by I HATE MYSPACE!! on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:57:00 PST

Kate Moss

You know Kate Moss lost contracts for getting busted doing blow as well as making a bigger name for herself- even if it was deemed a negative one. It sucks to tell someone they can no longer be&n...
Posted by I HATE MYSPACE!! on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 08:12:00 PST

Surveys are for Blogs and Bulletins are for your mom!

1. WHATS ON YOUR MIND NOW?Gemüse Berger2. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?The KILLS3. COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE: THE WORLD NEEDS..more of me4. MODEL OF YOUR CELLPHONE?2004 BMW 5000- like what? I dunn...
Posted by I HATE MYSPACE!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Commish Questions...REVEALED!!!

Oh, golly please talk about me and all these questions are totally about me and not you so like don't get all carried away talking bout you, cuz ain't nobody axed! Wait, ummm, seeing how this last sta...
Posted by I HATE MYSPACE!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST