Capt' Metal

YARRGH TIS I CAPT’ METAL MODEL NUMBER 2000. THIS IS THE ABREVIATED VERSION OF HOW I CAME TO BE. AT THE TURN OF THE 15TH CENTURY I COULD BE FOUND SAILING THE GREAT SEAS OF THE EARTH ASSISTING FELLOW PIRATES IN PILLAGING AND ROBBING THE INNOCENT. LATER I WAS DISCOVERED WASHED ASHORE A DESSERTED ISLAND WHERE A YOUNG MAN NAMED DARTANIAN REPROGRAMMMED ME WITH A MORE PHILONTHOPIC MISSION SPECIFICALLY THE PROMOTION OF HEAVY METAL. FOUR HUNDERED YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE MY INTIAL REPROGRAMMING YET I AND ME BRETHREN THE BAND KNOWN AS DARTANIAN CONTINUE OUR MISSION TO BRING THE POSITVE SOUND OF METAL TO THE PEOPLE OF EARTH.