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jodie

a carnival without the halfperson on a skateboard

About Me

i'm trying to grow out my hair so i don't have to wear shirts anymore.

My Interests

xtreme stations of the cross, crashing parades, crashing wakes, chocolate flavored yogurt, rolling my eyes, talking shit, laughing at the cool kids, hair shirts - the medieval kind and the sexy kind, booze cruising, rehydrating, pepsi, sewing, being very sexy, lying, procrastinating, starting fights, restarting my heart

I'd like to meet:

i will probably never meet anyone ever again. it seems that this myspace thing doesn't care for my kind and now neglects to inform me of any new messages, comments, invites, or whathaveyous. unless my e-mail tells me to come here or i see a sensational "My MySpace TERROR!!" report on the news, i forget that this place even exists. sorry.

Music:

i only listen to what my boyfriend tells me is cool. this is the only thing that he has been listening to lately. i'm gonna check ebay for an autographed copy.i can see by the look in your eyes that you are about to start hating. don't.

Movies:

head, nights of cabiria, whatever happened to baby jane?, latoya jackson's playboy celebrity centerfold, rear and pleasant danger, mother may i sleep with danger?, dinky hocker shoots smack!

Television:

i thank the baby jesus everyday for the blessing that is denver's FOX31 news. antm, yes.

Books:

in cold blood and anything that makes me look smart by having on my bookshelf. let's face it, my brain is enjoying the vacation.

Heroes:

that guy who glued his own ass to a home depot toilet seat and tried to sue them for 3 mil and then took a lie detector test on FOX31 to prove that he really didn't glue his own ass to a toilet seat. i really appreciate that he exists.

My Blog

one in the air is worth two in the grass

Snakes on a plane.  It sounds funny, but trust me, it is no laughing matter.  As an auxiliary member of the aviation community, I feel obligated to post about the very real risk that sn...
Posted by jodie on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:27:00 PST

XTREME Stations of the Cross

i know it's a little late to be jumping on the extreme sports bandwagon, but i think i'm finally ready. i'm starting a new club night for christ!  yeah, the jesus christ.  basically, w...
Posted by jodie on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:54:00 PST

My Twinn

As many of you know, my hectic social life, charity work, and glamour consulting firm keep me busy 24/7. Ive been at my wits end trying to keep everything in balance. Guess what? Ive found a solutio...
Posted by jodie on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:11:00 PST

the last of phil

i swear, i'm not obsessed.  this is it, phil.  it's over.  it's just not going to work out between us.  and this is the last time i blog about you.   i just found out th...
Posted by jodie on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:09:00 PST

the story that needed to be sold

how to make the best softcore ever, by the numbers - shattered glasses:  4 shattered glasses containing milk: 2 faux masturbation showcasing acrylic nails poised to explore the dark, unsett...
Posted by jodie on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:05:00 PST

holy fucking hell!!

PHIL KEATING ON GERALDO AT LARGE.  can life get any more fucking beautiful?  i'm a little short of breath just thinking about this.  i mean, who would have thought that our v...
Posted by jodie on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:35:00 PST

death of a weekend anchor

i can't fucking believe that my dear phil keating is moving to a FOX affiliate in dallas. life in denver might not be worth living anymore. who is going to be the littlest FOX personality dressed ...
Posted by jodie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST