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About Me

I graduated high school with a 1.6 GPA. Jealous? I hate Fergie. Not the Dutchess of Wales, the Dutchess of meth. She's a tranimal. I once took a whore's bath at a gas station in a town called Beaver in Utah. I like to have a good time (I go down for coke.) I'm pretty much the glamourest person around, ask anyone... If you like the Black Eyed Peas or drive a PT Cruiser get outta here, you're trash. oh, and I' mentally ill. .. M M M M M M M M M Click here to get Falling Objects M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M Â»-(Â¯'v'Â¯)-Â» Design your MySpace with MyLook Â«-(Â¯'v'Â¯)-Â«

My Interests

My boyfriend Thorin. What a fox. Crazy ladies, jack in the box tacos, neon, vodka, fake tans, hairspray, drinking, smoking, blacking out, snorting anything, stalking, motels, hot guys w/low self esteem, mashed potatoes, Datsuns, ass & balls.

Music:

Kylie & Dannii Minogue (even though she kicked me off her friends list) ABBA, Blondie, Gravy Train!!!! Annie, Tiga, Glass Candy,The Flirts, Ladytron, The Knife, Sally Shapiro,Christian Death, Beans, Too Short,Rick Ro$$, Trina, Olivia Newton-John, Billie Ray Martin, Samantha Fox, Princess Superstar, The Fitness, MJB, Streets, Rod Stewart, Fleetwood Mac, The Stones Eddy! Destiny's Child, Aaliyah, Marsha Raven (I LOVE plastic) Danny Tenaglia, Donna Summer, Larry Levan, Cerrone, Giorgio Moroder, Chic, freestyle, italo and dirty filthy cheap disco.

Movies:

Foxes (starring Cherie Curry), Showgirls, Boogie Nights, Jackie Brown, Just One of the Guys. Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Polyester, Corvette Summer, All the Friday the 13ths. Demons, Prom Night and anything with Corey Haim or rape in it.

Television:

90210, especially the cokehead years. Mama's Family, Strangers With Candy, Golden Girls, So Notorious TORI SPELLING IS HOTT!!!! Oh and Prison Break for all the obvious reasons.

Books:

There should be a weekly magazine about my weekends. Or at least a monthly. It would be called Deadyet? Magazine.