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Dani's Body of Art

Change your life? Change your mind.

About Me

I am the owner of my own body art/make-up business called "The Body of Art", please check out www.TheBodyofArt.com! I am a teacher of fine art, and painter. I used to work in oil paints and installation, but i am totally focused on BOA nowadays....so i'll be lucky if i do a painting a year. Alongside my business I facilitate body paint and airbrush workshops for students and professionals, and I do miscalleaneous freelance work for make-up (editorial, fashion, bridal, fine art). I also teach painting and make-up to electrically, hormonal middle school kids over the summer at a fine and performing arts camp which i am also the art director of. I love being creative with how i look, i love my platinum blonde hair. I have little to no tolerance for impractical, unreallistic, unneccesary shit.... people who do not like to hear the truth about themselves, usually do not stay friends with me for too long, i curse alot, but still maintain wit and intelligence, ....But I am a no bullshit kinda gal, warm blooded and loving, but will no doubt show my Taurus horns when provoked. I am still in love with my husband after 8+ years. We tied the knot 2 years ago...but are proud to NOT indulge in jealousy when it comes to our flirtatious natures, and open minds. But that is not an invitation for every nimrod with a dick to come calling. Did ya hear that boys! MARRIED. Sorry...it's just if one more brainless shithead asks for me to "holla" at them, i think i'll barf.Get Your Own! | View Slideshowan amazing drawing of me by my friend Mykee,

My Interests

I wanna get everyone naked! More specifically i like painting nude people. I love bodypainting (did ya get that the first time?). I am only truly happy when art directing and participating in fun ecletic, mindblowing photo shoots, events, and/or art projects. I love painting in oils, teaching art and designing make-up, doing yoga and pilates, dancing till my heart stops, redesigning old t-shirts, paying for one movie and seeing three, working at and having a fab time at my OLU erotic parties, going to and doing make-up for burlesque shows, wearing latex and attending upscale fetish functions, and watching all the Real Sex episodes, and then having real sex afterwards....with my delicious husband.

I'd like to meet:

In case you can't tell...I like no bullshit people. People who have an appreciation for the finer things....: Good shows, good films, good books, art (good or bad), fun and interesting music, a cocktail or puff with great friends, great laughs, family, and the God in all of us...the substance of everything. I like people who stick to their word...that's a big one. I cannot stand flakes, and people who hide behind what they think people will like. As hot as Manolo Blaniks and Jimmy Choos are , they have no soul...well they have a "sole", but no substance that make you move through life......The more raw you are, the more intriguing i find you...and i usually can tell if you are full of shit.... I love creative minds...writers, musicians, actors, artists...and models who have a brain (and would like to be body painted). Oh and i am not interested in being apart of you 1000+ "friend" collection, i am actually on here to talk to people, so please don't try to add me unless we've chatted first...*MUAH! And if you actually took the time to read this far...we'll probably get along.
These are my Best BUDS... If i love ya...your in here!!!!Get Your Own! | View Slideshow The "Blonde Entourage". My family in bleach and fashion.




Visit www.thebodyofart.com...a painted carnivale of intriguing, illusional pleasures..... ..

Music:

no cookie cutter pop music please! My ab-fab- favs hafto be: DJ Shadow (and UNKLE), Orbital, Queen, Daft Punk, Joan Jett, L7, David Bowie, Scissor Sisters, Zero 7, FischerSpooner, older Madonna , Queen, ABBA, Beethoven, Bjork, No Doubt, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice and chains, Outkast, Hive, Theivery Corporation, Basement Jaxx, Propellerheads, Prodigy, Jamaroquai, Hardkiss, Tori Amos, Gorillaz, Black Eyed Peas, Luscious Jackson, Paul Oakenfold, Cold Play, Moby, Dido, Olive, Depeche Mode, Shirley Bassey, most big band swing scene, almost all 80's music, old skool electronic/drum and bass (Club Caffiene Days), and any kick ass soundtrack.....

Movies:

Oh God...do you really have all day? I am a movie WHORE! I love the IFC. I like almost any Kubrick film, Cohen Brothers film, tim Burton film, Tarantino film, P.T. Anderson films, brat pack films, Monty Python films, classic Japanime films (esp. AKIRA!). Can't go six months without seeing: Pans Labyrinth, Donnie Darko, Legend, Labrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Last Unicorn, The Neverending Story, the Fifth Element, Flash Gordon, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Immortal Beloved, Alien & Aliens, the Professional, Run Lola Run, Amelie, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Lost Boys, Dune, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Garden State ....and any of the first Star Wars movies. ..

Television:

Basically anything that HBO puts out ie: "Big Love", "Entourage", "Six Feet Under" (done :(), "Carnivale" (cancelled...fuckers!), "Sopranos" (done :(), "Deadwood", "Sex in the City" (done :(), "oz", "Real Sex", "Curb Your Enthusiasm" etc. Showtime's "Weeds", "Dexter", "Californication", "Dead Like Me" (cancelled :(), "The L Word", "Huff" (cancelled :(), "Weeds" and Penn and Teller's "Bullshit". "Nip/Tuck", "Gray's Anatomy", Any adult cartoon shows (Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Robot Chicken...Adult Swim) I loved and miss Jackass...but all other reality shows can bite me. I used to be an X-Files geek...watched every episode from the pilot till they came out with the movie...then it started to suck....I still wanna f*ck David Duchovny though.

Books:

Currently reading Eat Pray Love... Geek Love, Phillipa Gregory books, loved Memoirs of a Geisha, I am still fucking waiting for Wally Lamb to put out a new book, "i know this Much is true" is still in my top 5. "Red Tent" is a good read for ex Catholics, Dan Brown has proved to be an interesting cat. Love David Sedaris....he makes me pee...."The Alchemist" is beautiful...I have worked for the chick in "The Devil Wears Prada".....oh.....read the whole Vampire Chronicles in high school......and yes...i read all the damn Harry Potter books! If you can't tell...I LOVE good fiction...and the occasional mataphysics book....so please recommend!!!!

Heroes:

Anyone who puts up with me LOL! Anyone who has survived a hardship, anyone who has lost someone or something and still goes on, anyone who breeds creativity and truth, and keeps us all on a real tip....and anyone who knows how to start some shit!!!!

My Blog

A Stroke of Insight

Apparently i haven’t posted a blog in 2 years.But this to me deems worthy. It’s so powerful...some with catch the drift of what meaning it has and others it will drift right throught the ...
Posted by Dani's Body of Art on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:52:00 PST

Check out this event: Temptu and Ricky's Halloween Make-up Clinic

Hosted By: Danielle FonsecaWhen: Friday Oct 27, 2006 at 3:00 PMWhere: Ricky's 6th Ave Hallowen Store6th Ave between 15th and 16th StreetsNew York, NY 10011USDescription:Danielle Fonseca Click Here To ...
Posted by Dani's Body of Art on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:39:00 PST

CIRQUE DU MAQUILLAGE show May 19


Posted by Dani's Body of Art on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:04:00 PST

Same Sex Marraige Leads to Polyogamy???!!!!

According to columnist Katherine Kersten of the Minneapolis Star Tribune.I'm going to copy and paste the article that was in  [3-16-06] paper, right on the front pag of the METRO section. Its a c...
Posted by Dani's Body of Art on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:19:00 PST

Deadly Sins Pics cont.

Feel free to comment on any or all, or none... I haven't done drawings in a while so these were really fantastic to do.......
Posted by Dani's Body of Art on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 08:33:00 PST

Seven Deadly Sins Drawings

These are 5 drawings i did of The Seven deadly sins Party i worked last weekend... my current main pic is me dressed up as "GREED"... Not that it's hard...but try and guess which sin is which.... c...
Posted by Dani's Body of Art on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 08:30:00 PST

DUMB Survey....BLAAAAH

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Danielle Astrys Fons***- Ond*** Birthday: May 1st Birthplace: Manhattan, Bronx Current Location: Queens Eye Color: Blue-Green Hair Color: Platinum ...
Posted by Dani's Body of Art on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 06:43:00 PST

BOA Feature in SE7EN Magazine!

check it out folks: SE7EN Magazine: WAR spread This features the amazing ly talented River Clark and models Aprella and Madame Jynx Please give feedback, comments, questions.... Thanks all...
Posted by Dani's Body of Art on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Response to Ming's "God" Blog

So i have been taking this class for the past 12 weeks called "The 4 T's to Prosperity". It a 12 week program...ironically paralleled to a 12 step program to sobriety....however instead of dealling wi...
Posted by Dani's Body of Art on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fitting, don'tchya think?

START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --> What 80`s movie are you?Desperately Seeking SusanClick Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. END YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ...
Posted by Dani's Body of Art on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST