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DARIAN!

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About Me


Hey, what's up? My name is Darian and I'm a makeup artist livin' in Harlem bi-atch!!
I'm also a Sweet Transvestite/gender illusionist/Cross-Dresser/Transexual/Transgendered....whatev er label you wish to use...personally I don't believe in labels, I just believe in me! In a nutshell...I HAVE A DICK!!! Just so ya know (and all you dumb guys out there...please read this before you message me)!
I'm superfun, easy going, funny as hell and love to have a good time! I would say I'm half crazy club kid and half couch potato. I love to go out and dance, get drunk, party and be crazy but I also love to chill at my apartment, watch a DVD, get stoned, eat cereal and nap.
Everyone tells me I look like Andy Warhol Superstar
CANDY DARLING 1944-1974

I've never been that great at describing myself so here is what astrology.com had to say:
Your Birthdate: April 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Your strength: Your self sufficiency
Your weakness: You despise authority
Your power color: Maroon
Your power symbol: Hammer
Your power month: July
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You are a free spirit and you must be first at everything you do. Very energetic, self-assertive and active, things must be done your way. Even though you may feel calm and serene on the inside, you certainly do not act that way. You want to do everything full-tilt, 100 miles per hour! Very self-confident, ambitious and passionate, you radiate positive energy. You are blunt and direct, fight for your beliefs, but your tendency to act first and think later often causes you much grief. By nature, you are very high-spirited, fiercely independent and you enjoy taking risks. You are the one who will rush in where angels fear to tread. One of your best traits is that you are simple and direct, blunt and honest -- just be careful you do not hurt others' feelings. Your need to be competitive at all costs may provoke resistance from others, but, as long as you maintain your usual Sunny good humor, this should not prove to be a major problem for you. You are friendly, warm, open and tolerant toward others. You love variety in relationships, indeed you may even prefer to maintain more than one relationship at a time! Very witty and humorous, you have the ability to amuse and please others. This makes you quite popular. Your innate charm and vivacity makes you welcome most everywhere you go.
You Belong in New York City
You're an energetic, ambitious woman.
And only NYC is fast enough for you.
Maybe you'll set yourself up with a killer career, or simply take in all the city has to offer.
What City Do You Belong In?
You are Marilyn Monroe
A classic tortured beauty
You're the dream girl of many men
Yet they never seem to treat you right
What Famous Pinup Are You?
Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
My collectors guide to Hasbro's 1980's rock star fashion dolls!

My Interests



Glamour, Glitter, Fashion, Fame, downloading music (legal or otherwise), makeup, Patrick Nagel paintings, watching movies, 4:20, 80's toy collecting,astrology, the color PINK, shopping, DVD collecting, art, straight boys who don't care I have no tits, comic books, porn, anime, baking (yes, I am a homemaker), Betty Boop cartoons,

vintage Barbie dolls, SEX, Magnolia Bakery cupcakes, retro pin-up girls, photography, blonde hair, $4 Happy Hour 8 oz. margaritas @ BBQ, high heel shoes (and I mean HIGH), vanilla vodka, making out, trollin' around NYC, computers (Mac's only please)....ya know...the usual.

I'd like to meet:

Hot girls, makeup whores, anyone cool, stoners, freaks, fashionistas, DJs, Madonna and Lynda Carter! If you are a random guy and want to holla at me...FUCK OFF! If you are smart, funny, comfortable with yourself and your sexuality, and fine as hell...I'll make an exception! ;) Oh, and all you lame bands out there...please don't try to add me as a friend. I could give a fuck! Okay, thanks...I'm done!

Music:



My taste is pretty broad. My iPod has everything from Britney Spears to Guns N Roses. I like anything that has an electronic beat-All kinds of House (Tribal, Tech, Deep), Electroclash, Trip-Hop/Down Tempo/Ambient/Electronica, Dance Rock, nuwave, ElectroPop, Disco Punk, EuroPop, late 70's/Early 80's EuroDisco, Retro 80's pop/rock...

Artists (in no particular order)-Madonna, Bjork, Kylie, Blondie, Prince, Garbage, Hooverphonics, No Doubt (Gwen Stefani), LCD Soundsystem, VHS or Beta, Goldfrapp, The Knife, Morcheeba, Sneaker Pimps, DJ Krush, Portishead, Massive Attack, Frost, Thievery Corporation, Depeche Mode, Air, Saint Etienne, Moby, Planet Funk, Jem, Royksopp, Cazwell, Huski, Yelle, Lady GaGa, Groove Armada, Róisín Murphy, Calvin Harris, Starr, Olivia Newton-John, Supreme Beings of Liesure, The Cardigans, Zero 7, IAMX, Honeyroot, Scissor Sisters, Ladytron, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Tiga, Mono, Mirwais, The Bravery, Moloko, Deee-Lite, Annie, The Killers, SPICE Girls, BT, Swayzak, David Bowie, ABBA, Prodigy, Cerrone, Robots In Disguise, Esthero, U.N.K.L.E, The Cars, Frou Frou, Tosca, Luscious Jackson, Dragonette, Bitter:Sweet, The Delays, Huski, Macondo, Formatic, New Young Pony Club, CSS, Vanity 6, Shiny Toy Guns, The Sounds, SuperJupiter, Matinee Club, Temposhark, Ping Pong Bitches, MSTRKRFT, 33Hz, Playgroup, Waldorf, Juliet, Vive la Fête, Cut Copy, Mum, Chromeo, New Order, Datarock, F/C Kahuna, Missy Elliot, Destiny's Child & Beyonce.., Eminem, Beastie Boys....

Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !

You are electroclash!

What kind of techno music are you?
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Movies:


Showgirls, The Matrix, Run Lola Run, Pulp Fiction, Bound, Freeway, Muriel's Wedding, Eyes of Laura Mars, Desperately Seeking Susan, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Victor/Victoria, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Gia, Flashdance, Jawbreaker, Death Becomes Her, The Warriors, MADONNA: Truth or Dare, Scilence of the Lambs, Gidget, Four Rooms, the SCREAM trilogy, 9 to 5, La Femme Nikita, Point of No Return, Fight Club, Charlie's Angels + Charlie's Angels: Full Throtle, Poison Ivy, Kiss the Girls, American Beauty, Go, The Rules of Attraction, Steel Magnolias, Groove, Heathers, The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, Basic Instinct, Walt Disney's Cinderella, Psycho Beach Party, Moulin Rouge, Grease, Cruel Intentions, Beetlejuice, A Clockwork Orange, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Terms of Endearment, Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Legally Blonde, Hairspray, Female Trouble, Pink Flamingos, The Craft, Clue, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Wizard of Oz, Breakfast at Tiffanys, American Dreamer, The Devil Wears Prada, Mommie Dearest, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Mean Girls, The Oposite of Sex, Party Girl.....I could go on and on......

Television:



I like girls who kick ass and look great doin' it: ALIAS, Charlie's Angels, Wonder Woman, Bionic Woman, La Femme Nikita, JEM and The Holograms, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Xena: Warrior Princess, Dark Angel, Pretty Soldier Sailormoon, Absolutley Fabulous, The Simple Life, Sex and the City, 90210, America's Next Top Model, Dangerous Women, My So Called Life. I'm also obsesed with the Food Network...cooking shows are my jam! I actually don't watch much tv...I like DVD season sets!

Books:

I don't read as much as I should, dammit but here are a few-The Oz series, A Clockwork Orange, The Handmaid's Tale, Wicked: The Life and Times of The Wicked Witch of the West, The Devil Wears Prada, Weetzie Bat, The Exorcist

Heroes:



Wonder Woman

My Blog

Oh Father

It's funny that way, you can get used To the tears and the pain What a child will believe You never loved me You can't hurt me now I got away from you, I never thought I would You can't make me cry, y...
Posted by DARIAN! on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST