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Creole Lady Plantain

I'm a fighter not a lover

About Me

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

My Interests

I FUCKING LOVE VEGASS!!!, traveling, Ibiza, Paris, Rome, Barcelona, food, music, dancing, rackin up those flyer miles on my credit card, eating until I cry , Greygoose, 17th-19th century, european men, open bar, fashion design, sushi, 1920's-50's, digital cable, men in uniform(Fedex does not count), Thierry Mugler,waking up late, John Fluevog, slot machines, Angelina Jolie, pernil, corsetry, Alexander McQueen, gay men, toe socks, Charles Frederick Worth, nyquil, Queen Amidala, Tim Burton, learning italian, Erte, staining everything my hair color, filing my nails to a point...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can make me laugh, open-minded, fun & partially sane people, hobbits, wizards, old friends, freaks, people who share the same love for food as I do, gay men, trannies, people from all over the world, dragqueens, native new yawkers, people who dance on tables ( lol <3 u Gremlina) , I mean c'mon IT'S JUST LIFE!!!! GET OVER IT!!!! ha I should be taking my own advice!

Music:

Almost anything electronic, industrial, reggaeton, classical, hip hop, etc, Miss Kittin, Manson, Kylie Minogue, NIN, Madonna, E-Craft, Missy Elliot, FLA, Ivy Queen, Felix da Housecat, M.I.A., Pink Martini, Lords of Acid, Xmal Deustchland, Sean Paul, Chemical Bros, Trentemoller, Underworld, Black Strobe, TIGA, White/Rob Zombie, Thievery Corporation, Deee-Lite, Wumpscut, The Cure, Ladytron, VNV Nation, Sven Vath, Goldfrapp, Genitorturers, Depeche Mode, Markus Schulz, James Zabiela, Massive Attack, The Hacker, Combichrist

Movies:

I'ma sucker for period movies, Lord of the Rings (all 5 million hours of them), 300, Star Wars, Original Sin, Moulin Rouge, Labryinth, Romeo & Juliet, Party Girl, Dangerous Liasons, Beetlejuice, Addams Family, Lemony Snicket, Immortal Beloved, Amelie, Showgirls, Godfather, Underworld, Elizabeth, Boondock Saints, Nightmare b4 Xmas, Iggy goes down, Secretary, X-men, Ever After, Gladiator, City of Lost Children, Mr & Mrs Smith (can I get in the middle of that???)

Television:

Rome, Cities of the Underworld, The Tudors

Books:

I love reading food menus......

Heroes:

Colleen Atwood, Trisha Biggar, Nglia Dickson

My Blog

I guess I’m not supposed to be driving

or at least the dmv thinks so cuz my ass failed the muthafuggin road test. Can anyone tell me where I can take teleporting lessons instead?
Posted by Creole Lady Plantain on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:47:00 PST

The driving saga continues.....

So my bosses thought it would be a great idea to kidnap me to Conneticut to practice driving in the parking lot.  All was going well until I realized I couldn’t get myself out of the parkin...
Posted by Creole Lady Plantain on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:46:00 PST

My first driving lesson

Yes, I know the thought of me on the road is horrifying but I’m finally learning how to drive! I had my first lesson today and would like to share that I didn’t mow anyone or anything...
Posted by Creole Lady Plantain on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:00:00 PST

My thoughts on D.C.

Between 9 hours of bus time with tone deaf people on their cell phones, water down drinks and bad thai food, I decided 24 hours there was enough for me. Just confirmed the reason why I don't ever leav...
Posted by Creole Lady Plantain on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:39:00 PST

Lost my phone, need your numbers!

Lost my fucking phone again, need your numbers,  sorry  guys
Posted by Creole Lady Plantain on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:14:00 PST

Pix from NYE weekend

This NYE weekend was great, celebrated my favorite bitches birthdays, damaged my liver some more and learned that buffalo wings are not meant for breakfast. "Which one of you is Chinese?" My classy...
Posted by Creole Lady Plantain on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST

Can my people ever make a good movie???

I'm so tired of seeing my people flying through the air, hair flapping around like some vidal sassoon commercial going "HAYYYY-YA!!"  WTF???? Can someone please make a good chinese movie???...
Posted by Creole Lady Plantain on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

R.I.P Jean Claude Mastroianni

I just found out that a guy I worked for passed away. It was a really fucked up way to go. He was an amazing person and an inspiration to me. It's a horrible shame such a great human being had to go t...
Posted by Creole Lady Plantain on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:14:00 PST

I lost my phone, need your numbers!

Should've known better than to go out on the worst yuppie infested night of the week. I say we round em' up and dump them in an incinerator!!
Posted by Creole Lady Plantain on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST

Halloween 06'

Halloween was great this year. Went to my 9-5 in costume, walked in the parade, got crunked...hmmm actually sounds like any other day I made my girl's outfit If only he were really Johnny De...
Posted by Creole Lady Plantain on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST