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ranicheema.com

all talk, no action, just a perv

About Me


.. I am a full blooded, patriotic, New Yorker
.. I have a new found respect for Staten Islanders
.. I know the meaning of life
.. Vegan "corn bread" almost killed me once
.. I keep it gangsta
.. I don't eat veal
.. I LOVE MEAT
.. I am puerto rican and indian
.. My childhood dream was to become an astronaut
.. My adulthood dream is to become an astronaut
.. I have an incomplete rib tattoo
.. My heart is in Brooklyn
.. I don't like the words "taco" and "salad" in the same sentence.
.. I think beer bellies are the "new black"
.. I'm an English teachers nightmare
.. I love the smell of Old Spice, ARG
.. I come first then, Family, Friends, Work, and then everyone else
.. I say the phrase "C'est la vie" and you know what kind of person I am
.. "How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
.. "When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons. We cease to grow."
Quotes from people I know about me:"This world needs more people like me" -Joe Burrito

My Interests



Making lists
music
art
design
quantum psyhics
astronomy
karaoke
bartending
psychology
ska
door knocker earrings
cooking
baking
bartending
hip to the hop
doing the robot
painting
the 90's
commercials
fake gold
indie
freestyle
film
METS
photography
street art
volleyball
dancing
Cuba
conan o'brien
cheese

My Turn-ons film
typography/letterform
the universe
cute shoes
stephen hawking
the food network
geek talk (computers, history, science, art, film, etc)
My Kind of Guy manly men, lumberjacks, plumbers, construction workers, cops, the average joe

Girls I'd turn for Heidi Klum, Kate Moening, Shannyn Sossamon, and Jacob's interpreters

I'd like to meet:

the bakers for magnolia so i can tell them them to stop making gross cupcakes

Music:

i listen to literallyEVERYTHING:
hip hop, freestyle, hardcore, some metal, ska, reggae, rockabilly, dance hall, jungle, d&b, indie, blues, jazz, 80's, big band, old school hip hop, and early 90's alternative

NOMI, http://www.myspace.com/nomi Hercules and love affair
aphex twin
elvis
poison the well
incubus
otep
yeah yeah yeahs
de la soul
interpol
folly
amy winehouse
the aquabats
M.I.A.
Beirut
john legend
antony and the johnsons
a tribe called quest
the ronettes
wings of scarlet
flogging molly
frank sinatra
the smashing pumpkins
rilo kiley
glassjaw
311
bloc party
mary j.b.
buddy holly
manson
the cure
johnny cage is a fake
alkaline trio
bjork
mad caddies
squirrel nut zippers
throwdown
common
ella fitzgerald
the postal service
Salt n Pepa
billie holiday
LL cool j
louis armstrong
tori amos
erykah badu
fiona apple
save ferris
reel big fish
lauren hill
my very guilty pleasures include
kelly clarkson
my chemical romance
98 degrees

Movies:

mainly horror, cheese horror, comedy, expressionist films, pulp indie, anything that doesn't leave me crying on my way out of a theater

Y tu Mama Tabien
PeeWees Big Adventure
what the bleep? Down the rabbit hole
Pan's Labrynth
Amelie
Grandmas Boy
Motorcycle Diaries
beerfest
Swingers
House of a 1000 Corpes
Snatch
The Man Who Laughs
The Killers
Grindhouse
The cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Spaceballs
M
Alice in Wonderland
Killer clowns from outer space
Donnie Darko
GO
Better off dead
Spirited Away
You, Me, and Everyone else
euro trip
office space
bad education
kung fu hustle
Everything else that is on my Queue on Netflix

Television:

Food Network
Science Channel
History Channel
Travel Channel
HBO
Showtime
IFC
Sundance
BRAVO
this is called being cultured, LENIN!

Books:

The Cheese Monkeys - Chip Kid
Parallel Worlds - Michio Kaku
Delta of Venus - Anaïs Nin Eat, Pray, Love - Elizabeth something Travel books, history, science, almost every art book (design, fashion, type, street art, photography, etc.)

Heroes:

Actually I prefer Panini

My Blog

40% of NYC practices unsafe sex

I heart Gothamisthttp://gothamist.com/2008/06/26/health_dept_initiat ive_hiv_testing.phpYou would think that living in the city with the highest herpes rate would put the fear in New Yorkers, but a new...
Posted by ranicheema.com on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:00:00 PST

Rosa "Otty" Tuben **Update**

she died last night Saturday October 6, 2007 at 8:01pm. Everyone is OK, she wanted to go naturally, she didn't want treatment for her cancer, so we are all OK... FOR NOW. I'm trying to get the family ...
Posted by ranicheema.com on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:34:00 PST

Im 24 today and a bird pooped on me

As I get older I realize there are a lot of things I cannot get away with anymore. People expect a level of maturity, professionalism, and they expect you to spell. You can't pull the "I'm cute and yo...
Posted by ranicheema.com on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:38:00 PST

New Yorker Survey

1) Where were you during the blackout of 2003???i just happen to be in time square at sephora putting eye make up on michelle... the black out was fun! let's do it again!2) Did you have to drive durin...
Posted by ranicheema.com on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:41:00 PST