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hanif_khan

...but now it's too late.

About Me

I sweat the small stuff too.

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Previously, on "What is Hanif Listening to?":

My Interests

Likes: sleeping, live music, splaying devil horns, pro wrestling, hot tea with cream and sugar, beef jerky, strippers, driving really fast without a seatbelt

Dislikes: being awake, trucks, drivers on phones, truck drivers on phones, Rockwell Street, people who don't brush snow off of their cars, strippers, probably you

I'd like to meet:

Dikembe Mutombo...

Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo

Music:

The Disco Biscuits / Brothers Past / Man or Astroman? / Lake Trout / Big in Japan / They Might Be Giants / Hairbanger's Ball / Bloc Party / The Bravery / Stag Party / VHS or BETA / Gil Mantera's Party Dream / Future Rock / The New Deal / The Postal Service / Trans Am / Nirvana / The Bays / Beck / Coheed and Cambria / Slipknot / RANA / Phish / The Flaming Lips / Incubus / Rocket from the Crypt / Quagmire Swim Team / Refused / Weezer / Styles of Beyond / The Faint / The Kinison / Death From Above 1979 / MSTRKRFT / Out Hud / !!! / Battles / Junior Boys / Supernova / Mouse on Mars / Fall Out Boy / Kraftwerk / Pink Floyd / System of a Down / Total Devastation / Cows / Hum / The Arcade Fire / Servotron / Steakdaddy 6 / Thee Hydrogen Terrors / Six Finger Satellite / The Juan MacLean / The Fever / Minus / Ween / Toadies / Radiohead / The Strokes / Van Hagar / Primus / Green Day / The Bronx / Metallica / Cold / Ratatat / The Rakes / Dinosaur Jr. / Panic! At the Disco / Arctic Monkeys / Art Brut / Broken Social Scene / Chokebore / el ten eleven / The Octopus Project / The Fitness / Helios Creed / Holy Fuck / Kinski / Land of Talk / Metric / Ministry / Moving Units / Mylo / Nerf Herder / Prefuse 73 / The Projects / The Robocop Kraus / Saxon Shore / Social Distortion / Test Icicles / The Unicorns / We Are Scientists / Silversun Pickups / Russian Circles / Lali Puna / Hot Chip / The Presets / M83 / The Go! Team / Daft Punk / Don Caballero / Hammerhead / Fiery Furnaces / Islands / The Cribs / Lucy's Fur Coat / Walter Meego / The Valley Arena / Of Montreal / Vaz / 120 Days / Jakob / The Horrors / Caribou / The Field / Gui Boratto / Trentemøller / Lindstrøm / Los Campesinos! / BioDiesel / Blockhead / Simian Mobile Disco / Justice / Soulwax / Digitalism / Portugal. The Man / etc.

Movies:

Star Wars / Stand By Me / Big / Braveheart / Krull / Office Space / Dumb and Dumber / Resovoir Dogs / Pulp Fiction / Kill Bill / Killing Zoe / Swingers / The Usual Suspects / The Breakfast Club / Revenge of the Nerds / The Karate Kid / Major League / The Dark Crystal / Dazed and Confused / Mrs. Doubtfire / This is Spinal Tap / Punch Drunk Love / Go / Point Break / Toy Soldiers / My Cousin Vinny // Notable movies I haven't seen yet: Caddyshack / The Shawshank Redemption / The Godfather / Boogie Nights / The Lost Boys / The Outsiders / Anchorman / Debbie Does Dallas / Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee video

Television:

RAW / Smackdown / ECW / Lucha Libre / The Office / Seinfeld / Law and Order / Flight of the Conchords / Subterranean / The Dive / The Amazing Race / Da Ali G Show / Curb Your Enthusiasm / Wild Boyz / Beavis and Butt Head / Oblivious / Spectreman / Martin (on mute)

Books:

Choose Your Own Adventure / Encyclopedia Brown / Rookie: The Story of a Season

Heroes:

Helen Khan

My Blog

Picturepaloozas

Viva Voce (Anita Robinson)Viva Voce (Kevin Robinson)Silversun Pickups (Brian Aubert)Silversun Pickups (Christopher Guanlao)Silversun Pickups (Nikki Monninger)Daft PunkLos Campesinos! (Gareth)Los Campe...
Posted by hanif_khan on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST

Adam Sandler's a hack!

So I just realized that Adam Sandler's mega-hit, "The Chanukah Song," is a complete rip-off of Beck's "Brother."  That is, unless Sandler wrote his song first or wrote it without hearing the Beck...
Posted by hanif_khan on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST

Five best shows I saw in 2006

5. 120 Days @ Empty Bottle (11/4)4. The Disco Biscuits @ Barrymore Theatre-Madison (5/4)3. Silversun Pickups @ Empty Bottle (10/20)2. The Juan Maclean @ Camp Bisco-NY (8/25)1. Man or Astro-man? @ Hide...
Posted by hanif_khan on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:39:00 PST

mpoo3 player

Well, what was once a rabid love affair has turned sour.  My Philips GoGear crapped out on me for the second time this morning.  The good news is that the music is all still there... th...
Posted by hanif_khan on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:16:00 PST

OCB

Before today, it had been at least 5 years since I last stepped foot inside an Old Country Buffet.  And within 5 minutes, the reason for my extended absence became glaringly apparent... it is whe...
Posted by hanif_khan on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:59:00 PST

Last night...

(The Dreams Blog)This is less a fun, witty blog for my friends to read and more a journal of my dreams, which is something I've always wanted to document.  Dreaming is pretty fuckin cool and I'd ...
Posted by hanif_khan on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST

March 9, 2006

The streak has ended.
Posted by hanif_khan on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 08:53:00 PST

Five best shows I saw in 2005

5. Conspirator & Future Rock @ Logan Square (7/29) 4. Arcade Fire @ Lollapalooza (7/24) 3. The Disco Biscuits @ Hammerstein-NYC (12/31) 2. The Juan Maclean @ the Vic (10/21) 1. Kraftwerk @ the Riv (6/...
Posted by hanif_khan on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 12:01:00 PST

Halloween Pictures

Peep these pics from Viita's Halloween party: ^Lori, Shannon, Julie, Amy and Nicole^Jeremy's brother-in-law, Jeremy, Mike, Viita, Hoday and Bob^Amy and Ramon^Daniels^Me in pose #1^Me in pose #2^N...
Posted by hanif_khan on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:47:00 PST

November Schedule of Events

[confirmed] Thu 11/03 Gil Mantera's Party Dream @ Darkroom Sat 11/05 Viita's wedding reception @ Indian Lakes Resort Fri 11/18 Lake Trout @ Schuba's Wed 11/23 Future Rock & Orchard Lounge @ Subter...
Posted by hanif_khan on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:00:00 PST