So whut do u want to know about me...Do U want to be my friend, well u better...or else im gonna make u my balloon animal!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mr. Ass Clown
Birthday: I can't remember...
Birthplace: Circus
Current Location: Your Toilet
Eye Color: Dark as your Mom
Hair Color: FLamin' Hot Red
Height: I go pee pee standing Up!!!
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have no hands....I got Gloves
Your Heritage: Clown
The Shoes You Wore Today: Clown SHoes
Your Weakness: My self
Your Fears: One day i might rape myself
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza with fingers...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find YOU and make u MY ASS CLOWN!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: THEY ALL FLOAT!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I should go back to sleep again...
Your Best Physical Feature: My nice Teeth
Your Bedtime: Bedtime With you
Your Most Missed Memory: The NIght I was Under your sheets!!
Pepsi or Coke: Weed
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: the one with people so i can eat them
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Urine
Chocolate or Vanilla: Poop
Cappuccino or Coffee: Diarreha
Do you Smoke: I drink Smoke
Do you Swear: I Swear I'm gonna FIND YOU
Do you Sing: I sing when i masterbate
Do you Shower Daily: hmmmm yes only with people are around
Have you Been in Love: Never...always been hated
Do you want to go to College: no i wanna make my own school
Do you want to get Married: yes with the street lamp
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: only is i eat too many kids
Do you think you are Attractive: Hellz the fuck yeah, i got a sexy ass red muthafricken nose
Are you a Health Freak: yes i clean my teetth once a year..
Do you get along with your Parents: no, cuz i killed them
Do you like Thunderstorms: perfect time to hunt children
Do you play an Instrument: no, but one time in band camp...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no, but i drank urine and got drunk..
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I eaten a box of lucky charms
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes i like naked fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: It was birthday party
In the past month have you been Dumped: yea someone took a dump on me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, for some reason my clothes kept disappearing when kids are around...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I've kidnapped kids...and eat/rape/play with them..
Ever been Drunk: i once got drunk with Michael Jackson
Ever been called a Tease: Yes by Michael Jackson
Ever been Beaten up: Yea by Michael Jackson
Ever Shoplifted: no...but that's a good idea
How do you want to Die: with Michael Jackson
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Michael Jackson or R. Kelly
What country would you most like to Visit: Somewhere with Michael Jackson
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: white
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: curly
Height: short
Weight: big
Best Clothing Style: clownish
Number of Drugs I have taken: 7 and a half
Number of CDs I own: the ones that i stole
Number of Piercings: In the nipple
Number of Tattoos: Tatoos of my face in their left buttcheek
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret that time when i ran naked and hump a tree that look like Michael Jackson but it was R.Kelly in disguise, R. Kelly u muthafuker, I'm gonna rape u when i find u!!!
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