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Loser Juggalette

Next patient, please...

About Me


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"I'm different...
I've seen the dead come alive"

Help me get to the Gathering 2008!
They call me Ashley.
And when I say they, I basically mean no one.
I'm a sucker for blood, guts, gore, and sweet talkers.
My nickname may be Loser, but I'm the coolest fucking loser you'll ever meet.
My friends are my life; without them I'd probably die.
I say things that I shouldn't, and I don't say what I should.
I'm more sarcastic than you'll ever be; don't forget that when we talk.
My hair changes color more than Chicago weather does.
You can catch me in my car, windows down, blasting music on any nice day.
I fucking hate people who lie. End of story.
I adore laying on a beach and watching the sunset.
I take time out of my life to sit on the grass.
If there's a car with it's window down, I will climb through the window of the car.
I'm more of a hopeless romantic than you are.
Sorry if I don't reply to your messages; I do have a life, y'know.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
I'll kick your ass.

My Interests

"Fear is the enemy of logic. There is no more debilitating, crushing, self- defeating, sickening thing in the world--to an individual or to a nation."
- Frank Sinatra

"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature."
- Tom Robbins

"The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic. Weeping is often fought, choked, half strangled, or surrendered to with humiliation."
- Anne Rice

"I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it."
- Marilyn Monroe

"My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here."
- Jim Henson

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. "
- Bill Cosby

I'd like to meet:


All dogs do go to Heaven.

Music:



Movies:


Television:


Books:

"Does the moon have a purpose?"
The same query put to the Remington SL3 elicted this response: Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.
Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning or an end.
Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of the bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm.
Who knows how to make love stay?
Answer me that and I will tell you whether or not to kill yourself
Answer me that and I will ease your mind about the beginning and the end of time
Answer me that and I will reveal to you the purpose of the moon

-Still Life with Woodpecker [Tom Robbins]

Heroes:

Thank you.

My Blog

18 Down, ___ To Go

As my 18th birthday approaches, I look back to all I've done. All I've said, all I've seen, all I've heard, all that has been. I look around at what I say, what I see, what is going on. I look forward...
Posted by [Loser] [Juggalette]" on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:07:00 PST

Slow Down, Buddy

(I'm all jacked up on flu meds, so maybe I'm just really delusional at the moment, lol)Here we go with another random, free flow blog. I'm not posting this for attention, but I want people to know thi...
Posted by [Loser] [Juggalette]" on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

Here's To You

Isn't time funny? When you're a little kid, days seem like a life time, months seem like forever, and years go on for eternity and then some. But when you grow up, those days become shortened, months ...
Posted by [Loser] [Juggalette]" on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST

Fernando Papaya Gomez the third

This is Fernando. He lives at Walt's. He's awesome.
Posted by [Loser] [Juggalette]" on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:19:00 PST

The TRUE Love Song of A. Anne Fischer. [Poem]

I had to write a poem for my Studies in Cont. Lit class that modeled the "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock". Basically, I had to write a poem about my life and love (NOT my love life). So here it i...
Posted by [Loser] [Juggalette]" on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:11:00 PST

The Love Song of A. Anne Fischer

Hello, All. I haven't really written one of these blog dealy things in a while, and I've been in a writing mood as of late, so what better place to express my feelings than here on the Wonderful World...
Posted by [Loser] [Juggalette]" on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:28:00 PST

Halloween Party 2006 [LOTS of Pics]

Saturday was the After-Halloween party at Kaities. :D 'Twas fun. I'm not going to write too much about it 'cause I'm lazy right now, so just look at aaaall these pics! These pics are just of me becaus...
Posted by [Loser] [Juggalette]" on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:36:00 PST

I Miss You So Much...

My grandpa, my grandma, my papa, my great grandma, and my great papa all have something in common...   ...I never got to say good bye to them. For some reason, I've been thinking about them all l...
Posted by [Loser] [Juggalette]" on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 06:06:00 PST

Enjoy The Ride

Note from Ashley: I'm half way out of it right now, seeing as how I haven't slept at all tonight. So if some of this doesn't make sense or is just random rambling, please forgive me. Enjoy. It's 3:27 ...
Posted by [Loser] [Juggalette]" on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:00:00 PST

Ashley Is:

I ____ Ashley.Ashley is ____.If I were alone in a room with Ashley, I would _______.I think Ashley should _____.Ashley needs ______.I want to ____________ Ashley.Ashley reminds me ...
Posted by [Loser] [Juggalette]" on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 10:44:00 PST