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Carl

I like to drink and I like to rock. You think I'm an idiot? Fine. You don't have to come over.

About Me


I run an asston of radio station websites. I work for KFLY. I like metal. Chivas on the rocks is good. I write for Metal Edge and Crave magazines. I am the vocalist in We Have Guns. My friends know me. I go to shows. Parties. I scream sometimes. Have a bachelors degree in magazine journalism. Graphic design makes me money. I have not finished a novel. There are weeks where I will only listen to John Coltrane or Frank Zappa. It's best to watch a sunrise alone. I used to collect comic books. The ones I kept are worth more than your car. I switch between contacts and glasses. When you ex someone out of your life, do it for real. The only place worth eating at in the mall foodcourt is Panda Express.No one is ever truly alone. Juliette Lewis is far sexier in person when you're getting coffee with her at Starbucks. Dragonforce plays faster than any band I can think of. I am a virgo with leo tendencies which makes me want to sleep in. I do not get to often. When you finish reading this you will probably not want to talk to me. Or you will. Either way, take care.
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My Interests

Sleeping. Journalism. Sex. Eating. Music. Money. Poetry. Legends.

I'd like to meet:



Dave Grohl, Wu Tang Clan, a real viking, Henry Weinhard, self aware bus drivers, cannibals, Dave Mustaine, firedancers, bountyhunters, high school chemistry teachers, moustache DJs, anyone who owns a sword, my alter ego, Axl Rose, overly sensitive golfers, Silver Surfer, balding women, bullriders, Lars Ulrich so I can pee on him, giants, Aesop Rock, Henry Rollins, graffiti artists, Chuck Klosterman, John Coltrane, Jim Hendrix and all the other dead heros in my dead hero booklet and you, if you're not an asshole.

Music:

Listen to it, appreciate it, create it.

Bands I've interviewed: Slayer, Megadeth, Sebastian Bach, Testament, Nikki Sixx, Meshuggah, Unearth, Danzig, Mastodon, Shadows Fall, Bullet For My Valentine, Patton Oswalt, Henry Rollins, Tenacious D, Devildriver, Nickelback, Down, As I Lay Dying, Clutch, 36 Crazyfists, Deicide, Ankla, Trivium, Daath, Devildriver, The Red Chord, Job For A Cowboy, Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad), I Killed the Prom Queen, Les Claypool, Dragonforce, Atreyu, The Human Abstract, Five Finger Death Punch, Warbringer, Hatebreed, 3 Inches of Blood, Max Cavalera, Lamb of God, Mushroomhead, Machinehead, God Forbid, In This Moment, Hell Yeah, Mudvayne, Isis, It Dies Today, Annihilator, Kittie, Arson Anthem, The Ocean, Every Time I Die, Obituary...and the list shall continue...

Movies:

Ed norton, jokes, violence, guns, road trips, jokes, vengeance, a good soundtrack, terror, enlightenment, drinking, scenes from new zealand mountain ranges, retribution, val kilmer, djs, philosophy, drug wars, heists, ninjas, ed norton, slow motion sword battles, Scarlett Johanson, booze, and pranks on innocent people are always things that make a pretty decent movie.

Television:

Ninja Warrior and 55" HD.

Books:

Ken Kesey, Graham Greene, Charles Baudelair, Thomas Mann, Plato, Virginia Wolf, Hunter Thompson, Noam Chomsky, Naomi Klein, Jack Karoac, Kurt Vonnegut, Dave Eggers, Tom Robbins, William Burroughs, Steinbeck, Bukowski, and Henry Miller, Kurt Cobain, Chuck Palahniuk, David Foster Wallace, William Vollman, Hemingway, Hesse, Orwell and..............yeah.

Heroes:

My parents. Hunter Thompson. Frank Zappa. P.T. Anderson. Bill Hicks. the drummer for Def Leppard. Bill Maher. Victor Wooten. Lenny Bruce. Megatron. Hendrix. Nugent. Dimebag. Slash. Spike Lee. Les Paul. Sidhartha. Lao Tzu. Sri Aurobindo. Old men in nursing homes who speak firmly and with impeccable timing. My 8th grade math teacher becuase he played drums in a rockband in his offtime. Al Pacino. Howard Stern. Jim Ladd. Mitch Mitchel. John Coltrane. Chris Farley. Primus. Snake Eyes. Storm Shadow. Wolverine. Junkyard Dog and Andre the Giant. Richard Pryor. Bruce Lee, Bob Dylan and yeah. People like that.

My Blog

In the Key...

...a survey.Songs In The Key Of Life (Childhood-Adulthood)Song You Believe Your Parents Conceived You To:    it was either Tangerine by Led Zeppelin or Black Magic Woman by Santana. I d...
Posted by Carl on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:22:00 PST

misanthropy pure.

Understood,This will read as a plea to vindicate intolerance as surely as it is written.Understand,Contempt born of clear perception is a birthright to those who channel it toward progression.Preserve...
Posted by Carl on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:49:00 PST

The Beer Bong of Filth.

McKerry, the new guitarist from Boy Named Sue gets initiated into the band a few months back, live on Local Lixxx. They were in the studio Sunday promoting their show with Emmure this Sunday in Rosebu...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 05 May 2008 01:11:00 PST

Say it ain’t so...

squeal like a pig...haha... ...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:31:00 PST

The Edge Playlist 4-13-08

I know, I know. I havent posted a playlist in awhile, but I've been very, very busy. Soon I will be uploading every playlist of the Edge since I started doing it onto kflyfm.com. In the meantime, here...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:41:00 PST

Testament. A Cover Story.

Click here to read the article....
Posted by Carl on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:06:00 PST

Faith No More makes me hard.

25 facts and 13 secretsToday Have You....1. Talked to a cute girl?Technically, i have not.2. Talked to an ex?I gave that up for Lent.3. Missed someone?I know where the...
Posted by Carl on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:42:00 PST

Journalism. Part uno.

Here's some fine pieces of heavy metal journalism. Read at your leisure. There's plenty to come back to...-CSound off with Chad Grey of Mudvayne/Hell YeahTalking up Neil Fallon of ClutchWarped Tour '0...
Posted by Carl on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:57:00 PST

Lyrics for Self.

SelfThe last time I spoke to youWas through the words of the law While you fucked him again And spent the night in his arms I was bleeding and drunk and grinding my teeth my sheet...
Posted by Carl on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:07:00 PST

The Average Male American

Warning: The following words are vivid, wretched, up close, depictions of the male existence. They are not for the squeamish. Read at your own risk. I of course find the following absolutely hilarious...
Posted by Carl on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 08:24:00 PST