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About Me

My name is Jason Wynn Cronk III. Not the third Jason Cronk, the third Wynn. I was born in a house my parents built outside of cave junction. Soon after my parents, my sister and i moved to douglas county. Thats where i grew up, dillard/green/roseburg. I'm a big guy who loves to laugh and carry on. i love drinking but try not to do so much any more. I've been a bouncer for around six years now, and can't seem to turn it off no matter where i'm at. It's been fun. and crazy. but i wouldn't trade it for anything. The job and the people made me who i am today. i hold the door for people at the store, i call old men sir, i'm really polite to strangers,i like to over tip, i'll help you move, but never ask for help when i move. i'm pig headed and stubborn, but i'm a great listener. i'm quick to apologize if i'm wrong. i'm a really nice guy who looks and if need be, can act very frightening. i'll do everything in my power to help a friend. i'm a cronk, it's what we do.

My Interests


sleeping, going back to sleep, oversleeping. trying to catch up on my sleep. getting tattoos, watching tv and sluggin brews. playa hatin, getting off work and not going back, working on my car and or cars, being pissed off at my damn cars, kicking ass and taking names yelling at people for a living. you name it i like it.... or i hate it. fuckin a

I'd like to meet:

You, maybe your sister, hell maybe even your mom. My other two sisters. The guy who knocked me out. I'm a sucker for a girl with dark hair and a big nose. don't ask me why cause i don't know. blackbeard. Take the quiz:
Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You?

Pog mo thoin
Pog mo thoin - 'Kiss my ass.'You're one tough bastard, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss your ass. You enjoy fighting and causing grievous bodily harm. Hey! What are you lookin' at, punk?

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Music:

clutch, mendozza, ufo, blue cheer, deep purple, slayer, iron maiden, rocket from the crypt, turbo negro, split lip rayfield, budgie, yob, middian, orange goblin, high on fire,AC/DC, mastodon, white zombie, black sabbath, the the allman brothers, bob seager, glucifer, murder city devils, johnny cash, hank I and III, bob log III, filthy theiving bastards, snoop dogg, wu-tang, dr. dre, a little of this a little of that.
You Are 78% Evil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?

Movies:

thombstone, roadhouse, falling down, american ninja, big trouble in little china, evil dead I and II and of course army of darkness, beastmaster, o.g. starwars, fifth element, secret of nihm, black cauldren, last unicorn that flaming bull still scares me and i havn't see it since i was five, the hobbit, dead alive, city of lost children, crap i don't know, i've seen so god damn many. oh that and porn.
Nemesis

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Books:

Stephen king, robert jordan (r.i.p.), douglas adams, stephen erickson, terry pratchet, dean koontz, peter straub, douglas preston and leicoln child, fantasy, humor, crime. i like comic books. i really just love to read. i can do it for hours at a time. basically anything that makes my heart race, or laugh out loud. and has nothing to do with god or making me live a better life. fuck that noise.

Heroes:

my parents

My Blog

the game that is played

i was at the game today, calls were bad all around. but the end gave 30 thousand people goose bumps. that was something else. so as of this weekend i am 27 years old, i've learned a few things. one, m...
Posted by LANCE THUNDERCOCK on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:45:00 PST

crud fucked

so we got completely shit faced last night. attempted to drink two kegs on my own. almost pulled it off. it was nolans birthday party. all you should have come, but not all of you did. and to you i sa...
Posted by LANCE THUNDERCOCK on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 12:41:00 PST