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The Southern Slasher

I know 2 million ways to make you bleed, let me show you number 1 right now!

About Me

I am a short ,tattooed, pierced ball of drinking madness. And because of the drinking madness I no longer Drink! I love to listen to music and dancing to it even more. In the last few years I have been dancing in the John Henry's Broadway Revue and it has taken over me. I wish I would have known I could dance sooner cause it is just way too much fun! I also have now joined The Emerald City Roller Girls and realized that I love to skate too! This place just keeps gettin' better and better! This is the greatest team ever THE CHURCH OF SK8IN!!!! IN QUAD WE TRUST!!!!

My Interests

Music, reading, getting tattooed or pierced, performing in the John Henry's burlesque show, working at John Henry's, Roller Derby, and my Buddy!

I'd like to meet:

People who make me laugh, since I love to do it. Anybody who isn't completely self-absorbed and constantly talks about themselves, knows how to handle their alcohol, and doesn't listen to new country. I hate that shit. Anybody in recovery from alcohol or drugs. Also, burlesque troupes, dancers, and anyone who loves to dance or act. Other Roller Derby Girls cause they all kick ASS!

Music:

Squirrel Nut Zippers, Rasputina, Hot town Cow Club, Turbonegro, Motorhead, Speedealer, Nelly Furtado, Royal Crown Revue, Split Lip Rayfield, EMT, Tom Waits, Slayer, Dystopia, Sepultura, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Frank Sinatra, Etta James, Metallica before they sucked, Classical, Outkast, bluegrass, 20's Ragtime, Jazz, Misfits, NOFX, The Demonics, Mastadon, and soooo much more

Movies:

The Exorcist special edition, any by Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, Kevin Smith except Jersey Girl,or Roger Waters, River's Edge, Goodfellas, Scarface, O'Brother, Chicago,

Television:

Kill IT!!

Books:

unfortunatly I never have time to read lately so once I do again I will let y'all know what I like nowadays.

Heroes:

My parents. They have rescued me soooo many times I can't count which is cool because I didn't grow up to be the daughter they wanted and they still love me. I love those guys. Women who can flaunt there stuff and don't give a shit. I wish I could be like them.