Early in my life I was feeding homeless children in Detroit when a holiday ham fell and ruptured the meniscuses in my knee. At that moment I knew that my life as a professional jockey was over forever. I tried to make my name in miniature pony and donkey races but found that I didn't have what it took to stand out in a crowd of midgets.
That is when I figured I should spend the rest of my life hiding behind a microphone so I decide to get into the radio business. I eventually teamed up with my buddy Tanner to host a show called the Donkey Show on 101.5 KFLY in Eugene, OR. The show consists of punting swamp mules and tea bagging locals. Did I mention that we ravish sanitation workers at gas stations
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