Hamburger phones, stalking, Jellybean, onion breath, pining, cars with rumble seats, small plastic dogs, dinosaurs and their babies, whisky, undercooked meat, Lisa Frank, naked ladies, haircuts, John Currin, mint juleps
A yeti.
Songs for whales, about whales, by whales
You, Me, and Everyone We Know or any movie where Keanu Reeves or Nicolas Cage dies terribly, especially burned by acid
Televangelist shows
One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Caterpillar who Turned into a Butterfly, vintage cookbooks about microwave cookery
Rachel Feinstein