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Crabby

I perioded myself again...

About Me

I do nothing

My Interests

vitamin water, handicap accessible tanning beds, the fattie effect, power squats, honey mustard, real estate, low sodium, miracle pets, riso and miso, snacks, Shut up before I cut your face and nobody's gonna want to fuck your ugly cunt!

I'd like to meet:

The Carringtons

Music:

smooth jazz and easy listening

Movies:

Black Shampoo, Valet Girls, Liquid Sky, True Stories, The Bad Bunch, Desperate Living , Throbbin Hood, and Sunday UPN movies

Television:

7th Heaven, Cheaters, Dynasty, MacGyver, Mr. Show, & other cancelled shows

Books:

Harold Robbins, Jackie Collins, Jerzy Kosinski, Carolyn Keene, and some authors that are popular with scenes.

Heroes:

Me and my poacher enjoy a nice glass of refreshing 8th continent in the afternoon.

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