sticking body parts out of fast moving vehicles, tweezing, Red Headed Sluts, dancing on the couch in front of the window, Red Lobster cheesy biscuits, aqua-robics, getting out of the bushes, diet pepsi slurpees, laughing at your expense, accidental stalking and de-greeting
Weirdos with big fros, sugar daddies, anyone with a razor scooter, the child e, people who make me laugh so hard I pee a little, Rod Stewart impersonators, punks, and boys that kind of look like girls (KIND OF!)
kick ass covers of songs that were originally lame, songs that involve clapping and/or choruses of small children, and things that sound robotronic
Problem Child, D2: The Mighty Ducks, and Cowboy Beebop
Freaks and Geeks
pre-teen romance novels, leatherbound books
Gertie Maltoban