21 club |
I would just like to make a public service announcement. I, Vanessa ____, will be turning 21 on May 9th. HOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLAHOLLA! It seems like I've been waiting for this moment my ...
Posted by vanessa on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:29:00 PST |
the money tree |
As I type this review, I am tired. Tired in the sleepy way but mostly tired of not having lots of money. I've been deprived of some of lifes greatest pleasures: rich grandparents, trust fu...
Posted by vanessa on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST |
sad times |
’5 Myths About Water’ from the NPR
Everybody is hating on water these days. As an avid water drinker, it makes me sad. Drinking the once recommended 8 glasses a day made me fee...
Posted by vanessa on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:12:00 PST |
Im no brainiac, but... |
Is it just me or is 'National Geographic' becoming the childrens picture book of magazines? Everytime I pick up a copy the font gets bigger and there are more pictures than e...
Posted by vanessa on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:59:00 PST |
I was adopted last night. |
Leap Year is the new Groundhog's Day, minus Bill Murray....but add live chickens, black guys on forklifts, kawasaki motorcycles, fake dads, and peeing in bushes.
Posted by vanessa on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:27:00 PST |
chill pills |
Where can I get some?
Posted by vanessa on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:09:00 PST |
David Lynch is a FUCKING G. |
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Posted by vanessa on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:05:00 PST |
Chanandler Bong |
'Friends' is funnier when you're an adult, who knew?! I laugh at every joke!
Posted by vanessa on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:19:00 PST |
advice for stalkers |
Maybe you should GROW A PAIR. Instead of lurking around, try talking to your prey. Make friends with them, ask them out on a date? It only makes things extremely awkward for bot...
Posted by vanessa on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:33:00 PST |
All I want to do is play Rock Band. |
I'm not even ashamed to admit this, it's better than playing in a real band. But please do not make me play drums, we will lose. ...
Posted by vanessa on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:00:00 PST |
