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Meiyee Apple

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I just moved to Los Angeles after living it up east coast stylee for the past few years, but I'm a Texan.
You'll never find a cheesy picture of "me and my girlfriends drinking appletinis" in my photos. By the hammer of Thor, that's lame.
I can eat beef jerky all day long.
I am a freak about recycling. Just do it, it's not that hard.
I just may break a bottle in your face. (Then recycle it)

This commercial is ridiculous.

My Interests


R2D2 (the sassy droid), beagles name Bones, greyhounds named Roxy, saying 'whore' a lot, The Dallas Mavericks, drinking myself silly, dancing up on unsuspecting couples (it's not the same w/o Rachel), charming the shit out of everyone you know, random acts of (amusing) violence

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I'd like to meet:

These guys:
My AIM username is xeverdaisyx. P.S. If you're lame, don't talk to me. Please be either hot, cool, rich, or hot-cool-and-rich. Woot!

Music:

The Smiths, Polyphonic Spree, Kings of Convenience, Aqueduct, Tahiti 80, of Montreal, Maximo Park, Missy Elliot, and Death Cab (before the rest of you average radio listeners), your run of the mill indie pop/rock and then some. Oh yeah, and these guys, too.

Peaches

Prince

Movies:

Wayne's World, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Kill Bill, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Eternal Sunshine..., Robin Hood (the Disney one), Lucas

Television:

I Tivo Saturday Night Live, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, The Office (US), and Lost. I also likey the The Dog Whisperer, Jeopardy, Project Runway (Yea Jeffrey!), MST3K, Arrested Development, Futurama, Clone High, The Showbiz Show with David Spade, The Soup, and The Daily Show.

Books:

I'm a bibliophobe

Heroes:

I don't like the food of Burger King, but I don't care how creepy you people think he is, the Burger King is fucking hilarious.

My Blog

Im a mother

I got cast in a Polk Audio in-store video, meaning at places that sell Polk Audio products, they may have a video running in the store where the audio equipment is sold. Next time you're at Best Buy ...
Posted by Meiyee Apple on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:00:00 PST

Best Guitar Hero Story Ever

I got hired on this website called paltalk.com as their host for their music show, Music Scene. Basically, the site is some chat site where you can watch live webcams, and they have live shows where...
Posted by Meiyee Apple on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:02:00 PST

*wicky wicky* DJ Dolla Bill, yall!

If you go into my older blogs (you can click over to the left for those), you'll read about the details of my middle name, and why I chose Apple. I thought that Apple was the least stripper sounding...
Posted by Meiyee Apple on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:33:00 PST

Im late! Thanks Paris, you bitch.

I have been getting in trouble lately at work for being tardy. We clock in on the computer, so the boss can see every minute of my lateness. Yesterday, I had two auditions, one of them being the mo...
Posted by Meiyee Apple on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:36:00 PST

Wrong Move

I was on a Best Buy commercial shoot yesterday as an extra. We are sitting there doing nothing for hours. Everyone is minding their own business. I'm reading a Jane magazine."Ay, you wanna play Conne...
Posted by Meiyee Apple on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:11:00 PST

The Recycling Center

I was waiting at the recycling center, waiting for my three bins of recyclables to be weighed. I'm poor now, so any amount of money is great.Some lady was behind me, and I thought nothing of it. S...
Posted by Meiyee Apple on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:06:00 PST

Box o' Porn

On my second day here in LA, I was walking with friends in an apartment garage where the dumpster is. By this dumpster is an old crappy TV stand, bad VHS tapes for movies like "Ever After," and a me...
Posted by Meiyee Apple on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:07:00 PST

Gay Robot

I was myspace stalking David Spade, and I came upon Nick Swardson's page. A very amusing comedian. And from there, I found this: Oh but it's not over yet...PART TWOPART THREEPART FOURPART FIVEPART ...
Posted by Meiyee Apple on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:28:00 PST

Surveys for your sheer boredom

I've seen all of you with your bulletins of these personal surveys. I never really read them unless I'm very bored. For your boredom, I have filled out two of them. You're getting a twofer, kids. I ha...
Posted by Meiyee Apple on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:52:00 PST

Results

Oh, Dudes. So I've jumped on the karma train, and never again will I laugh, insult, or poke fun at the adults...with braces (everything else is still fair game). Karma gave me a lesson...that lasted ...
Posted by Meiyee Apple on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST