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David

romph!

About Me

Hi there. I'm a sarcastic amused lad. I enjoy hanging out, bingo grannies, arcades, and various forms of media. I like laughing at awkward sexual fetishes (like this or this ). I read graphic novels and books by astrophysicists...since space is rad...and i grow exponentially nerdier as the years go by. I Netflix alot. I'm politically minded and informed but have learned my limitations and expectations at this point in my life to change the world. I'd love to live in another country, eventually, though not necessarily indefinitely. I recently moved from a town with a delightfully white trash roller derby where you could build beer can pyramids for the ladies to crash into...to Califor-ni-aye. I've played piano all my life and have gotten pretty good. I still play about an hour a day. I take karaoke seriously, which is ironic since i perfect songs to sing that have no business being taken seriously. I like ridiculous (not obnoxious) costumes and those that wear them. I've sung all over the world and at your friends wedding. I know that wherever I go I will find something awkward to appreciate and be amused by. I like people with food. AIM=Roketsloth

My Interests

Bollywood, the Japanese, food, the Marvel universe and all of its infinite and complex nerdery, obscure horror, disco/electronica, porn, graphic novels, video games (recreationally: N64, PS2, Wii, Nintendo, Sega), space/physics, animation, photography, recycling, 80's barbarian flicks, anime (Miyazaki, Satoshi Kon, etc...not dragonball Z or any of that cutesy big eyed shit), the underground drag scene, history, documentary film making, "the outdoors", dinosaurs, big dogs and nice cats, museums, ruins, my family, pals, and pie.

I'd like to meet:

Fun/sarcastic/amusing kids in the Los Angeles area. Romph.

Music:


CLASSICAL:

Movies:

There are far too many.If anyone knows how to link to my Netflix ratings let me know.

Books:



Heroes:



My Blog

pooping log

perhaps you are unaware of the Catalonian (north eastern Spain) Christmas tradition...of the Caga Tio... yes, i know. after watching, i thought, surely this is fake or at least an exagge...
Posted by David on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:25:00 PST

merry chritmas

Break out the Soy Nog, it's my first Holiday Season in California and...it's bizarre. Holiday lights don't look the same next to the palm trees in smoggy mountain, but I don't give a shit. If I'm ha...
Posted by David on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:24:00 PST

tranny attack

this kind of makes me ill for many reasons...but i'm a sucker for the phrase "he then grabbed a vat of french fry grease and launched it at them". launched! also, there are trannies. i l...
Posted by David on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:04:00 PST

rose and camellia

check out this glory:Rose and Camellia is a Japanese flash game where you have epic bitch slapping contests with three devious whores...for reasons unknown...i can't read their crazy magic scribbling....
Posted by David on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:12:00 PST

crazy jesus magic speak!

that bitch goes straight up charlie brown in the beginning!...and doesn't it ironically sound like arabic when they're speaking in tongues? i'm just saying....
Posted by David on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:55:00 PST

kill whitey

shit this tranny knows how to edit a fucking video!oh lucy......
Posted by David on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:26:00 PST

hee! burgling glory

you know, normally i wouldn't post one of those "stupid criminals" videos...but this one...is just amazing on so many levels.i love watching him fall unannounced from the ceiling. plop!...
Posted by David on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:48:00 PST

gay robot

hay hay hay!if you haven't already seen the pilot for "gay robot"....bask:it's in 7 parts. collect em all:PART TWOPART THREEPART FOURPART FIVEPART SIXPART SEVENlater bulges.----UPDATE----PART EIGHT...
Posted by David on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:58:00 PST

knytt

this is a fun little game:download, explore, and find the treats!http://knytt.ni2.se/index.php...
Posted by David on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

conjoined glory

i cant stop smiling to this:it's Daisy and Violet Hilton, conjoined vaudeville singers. rat a tat.SPEAKING OF....i was reading up on the Hensel Sisters...they should totally do catalogue!...if they e...
Posted by David on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST