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tj

Dave says that bacon is the dessert of meats.

About Me

I sniff people in inappropriate and, frankly, embarassing places when I meet them. If you disapprove, you hate America and the terrorists have already won.

My Interests

I have several interests, but relatively low rates on my credit union accounts.

I'd like to meet:

If you're a fully-actualized religious icon, I'd like to shake your hand. If you've orbitted Earth, ruled any sovereign nation, or climbed Everest, I'd love to talk. If you've ever killed a man just to see the terror in his eyes as he hears the death rattle, you should talk to someone about it. But not me. People in Los Angeles who are rad, however, fit into the first category. The one without the killing.

Music:

I definitely believe in the existence of music.

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius; Catch-22; The Stranger; Everybody Poops

Heroes:

Alexander the Great, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Theodore Roosevelt,Mike Myers, Abraham Lincoln, Quentin Tarantino, Elvis Presley, Dave Chappelle, and Philo T. Farnsworth, who invented TV, which is currently paying the bills. Kind of.

My Blog

What Up, Fools?

yo, so I'm on this now...you can all thank "Apple" for twisting my arm more than Lauren has to get me on myspace. Add me, fools!
Posted by tj on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST