Mordecai Mendelbaum

Well.... ummmmm..... where would I even begin?I'm a wealth of useless information..... I know shit that no one should ever know..... not important stuff, mind you.... just stuff-stuff.... like ferinstance.... I know that none of the Ramones were actually named "Ramone" and that none of them were even related.... I know that the person whose hand was "Thing" on The Adamms Family was actually the same guy who played Lerch..... no word on whether he pulled a double paycheck for his effort..... I know and have often put into practice the Pythagorean Theorem.... contrary to the widely held notion that most of the crap you learn in high school math classes will never come back to haunt you.....I have a strange and perhaps unhealthy obsession with the Where Are They Now game.... I love "running into" people that I haven't seen or talked to in many years.... and I'm always excited if I come to find out that they have done really well for themselves since we last spoke or saw one another.... not just material stuff.... if I find that some girl I dated in 1988 for 3 weeks turned out happily married with 3 kids all these years later.... it makes me feel good about the world.... especially if I remember her to be a complete mess back then.What else..... there are two small people who call me Dad.... its still kinda weird, but I like em an awful lot, so I generally respond when they do so.... also, there's a really pretty woman that lives with us who calls me "Honey"... I'm not sure where she came from or what she's doing there, but she's SUPER-HOT, so I don't ask too many questions about it.... there is also a teenager that calls me Raj for reasons that I, unfortunately cannot remember.... I call her Summer, so we're even..... we are just getting to know each other after many many years apart, but so far she seems to think I'm ok..... crossing my fingers.... I think she's awfully damn cool....I have a job that I like, a house that's pretty cool, a car that looks like Al Capone should be driving it, and when I go to the ATM machine and punch a few buttons..... that damn thing spits out a few bucks here and there...... ain't that somethin?Life is Good..... No Complaints.