Swimming Pool of Broken Shoes |
Club scene is like a 50 foot plunge into a swimming pool full of broken shoes. the bump and grind rummage trying to find one that fits, an even match, something that won't hurt your tired feet. some a...
Posted by 3beanstew on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:53:00 PST |
Doom is NOW, Hope is TOMMOROW |
One's usefulness comes in little things. The buildup of subtle gestures, and decisions...whispers of intentions acted out in subtle ways. I am here twitching my eyebrow every 58 seconds...I am certain...
Posted by 3beanstew on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 08:02:00 PST |
Tin Foil Beanies Actually Protect the Brain from Harmful Rays |
No one in their right mind should leave the house without wearing at least 2 feet of tin foil on their head. It might sound crazy, but a simple thing like tin foil can protect your delicate brain from...
Posted by 3beanstew on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:37:00 PST |
Mushrooms & Pancakes for Breakfast |
After a bad ass set in amsterdam, and a night of doing the smurf and the wop to some old school hip hop beats, the Stew woke up groggy and red-eyed to set off on their next adventure. Partners in crim...
Posted by 3beanstew on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:06:00 PST |
Scene From An Amsterdam Lobby |
Sitting in the hotel lobby in amsterdam eating toast and jam. Classical music chimes in delicately through unseen speakers. The hotel lobby is quaint and rustic. Wood floors, five orange tables each k...
Posted by 3beanstew on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 01:51:00 PST |
ThE dArK mAgUs SaMpLeR: Song Titles for the CD |
We here at 3beanstew receive tons of fan mail on the daily. Every so often however, we get a letter that really helps us to step up our game. One such letter came from Dave in Wisconsin. He writes:Dea...
Posted by 3beanstew on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:40:00 PST |
Rastus hits the Bouncer with the Jedi Mind Trick |
just slipped past the bouncer. dipped to the bathroom to buy some time. remove coat and hat to alter my scent. the bouncer's instincts are bloodhound thick, though. he's on to me quick, sniffing for t...
Posted by 3beanstew on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 01:41:00 PST |
The Secret Language of Spook |
mind half numb on the green, i make my way up the stairs of the subway station. dodge the half-spent, wrinkled glares of gray haired white women clutching fat patent leather purses. They suck teeth an...
Posted by 3beanstew on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:13:00 PST |
Episode I: Dark Magus encounters the High Priestess |
While hurtling through the depths of the cosmos, Dark Magus once again encounters High Priestess, his intergalactic bride and mortal she-half of his third eye. All throughout the day his mind swirled ...
Posted by 3beanstew on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:44:00 PST |
