JUST RELAXING ON THE CALI BEACHES! |
I'm really feeling the situation here man I cant lie. Today we hit the beach. Shit was beautiful for real, for real. I just zoned out cause it was my first time on a beach. Watching the waves come in ...
Posted by Ken Jr. (Comedian) on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:25:00 PST |
SUNNY, SUNNY, CALI 'FUCKIN' FORNIA |
Happy New Years!! I surprised my damn self with this one when I arrived in LA on the morning on New Years Eve, started a new job out here and shits been looking pretty good so far. The weather is craz...
Posted by Ken Jr. (Comedian) on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:07:00 PST |
YOU'RE CUMMING?? WELL DAMN, DO IT ALREADY!! |
Women tell you they're gonna cum WAY too early. Do me favor sweet heart and wait till you fucking SURE! You know how it goes she's like "oh my god I'm gonna cum" then like 2, 3 mins pass and her...
Posted by Ken Jr. (Comedian) on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:42:00 PST |
HA HA! I PRANKED YO SILLY ASS! |
This is the first installment of the "Caught Slipping" Series. I just fuck with people on instant messager. Is it tasteless? Yeah. Is it immature? Yeah. Is it Funny? Hell YEAH! lol check it out. Im Se...
Posted by Ken Jr. (Comedian) on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:41:00 PST |
IMPROPER ASS WIPING!!! |
Well lets see. A friend of mine just got fired from a nursing home. But the reason she got fired I think is fucking hilarious. She was fired for failing to properly wipe the residents asses. That has ...
Posted by Ken Jr. (Comedian) on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:28:00 PST |
NEW PIMP! NOW HIRING HOES!! (Classic) |
Due to pressure from some family members for me "to get a real job" I've decided, you know what I could use a part time job. So I've decided to take up Pimping part time. Ladies you need not worry abo...
Posted by Ken Jr. (Comedian) on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:24:00 PST |
BACK TO DA HOOD! |
BACK TO DA HOOD!!As a favor I'm supposed to move into this house for a friend. She bought a property and has been fixing it up and asked if I would move in until she sells it to keep people from tryi...
Posted by Ken Jr. (Comedian) on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:36:00 PST |
FUCK PIRACY! BUY BOOTLEGS!!! |
I'm tired of seeing all these anti-piracy commercials on TV "Buying bootlegs is stealing" Fuck you! Buying bootlegs isnt stealing, it's just smart shopping. Our bootleg man is the shit. We get DVDs fo...
Posted by Ken Jr. (Comedian) on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:56:00 PST |
MY WEIGHT LOST SECRET IS........ |
..MARIJUANA!!! People ask me all the time "Ken Jr. how did you lose so much weight so fast?" And I tell these people "I smoke big blunts bitch!" I think the use of marijuana is absolutely needed in an...
Posted by Ken Jr. (Comedian) on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:42:00 PST |
WHY DOES YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE THAT? |
It seems like I've been cursed lately. Constantly approached by people who have the most awkwardly stank ass breath. I mean there is no reason I should ever smell your breath from 5 feet away. Serious...
Posted by Ken Jr. (Comedian) on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:01:00 PST |
