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Comedian Reggie Jackson

I'M PUTTIN" THE F-U BACK IN FUNNY

About Me

Total weirdo....Drink too much....smoke too much....play too much P2....missed my calling as Commander & Chief.
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How smart are you?
Flat out Genius!

No one is as smart as you, except for a few others. You are a genius. You proved me wrong, because what ever you did Worked! So keep doing what you are doing and you will stay on the top. Lets just leave it at that.

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My Interests

Dry humor.

I'd like to meet:

My Match.

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Music:

Everything except techno & blue grass. I think they make you listen to techno music in hell....not 100% on that one, but about 98.

Movies:

Home movies


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Funny Videos


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Television:

I'm a closet MTV junkie...I know. I can literally feel my I.Q. dropping every second. It's kind of the same effect as most drugs...you know it's killin' brain cells, but you're so entertained you're like "One more hit".

Books:

Stainless Steel Rat is good stuff. I just read "Confessions of a video vixen" by Karrine Stephens...it was cool. I guess it's good to know Shaq has a small winkie. What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Betty Grable!
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Heroes:

Myself, and Dane Cook.
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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 100% Wonder Woman 85% Hulk 80% The Flash 80% Iron Man 80% Superman 70% Supergirl 65% Robin 60% Green Lantern 60% Batman 40% Catwoman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
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My Blog

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Posted by Comedian Reggie Jackson on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:23:00 PST

My prayer

..> "Money, power & respect what we need in life" Life is compelling in so many different aspects If you're born with nothing & get everything your response to that everything defines you. ...
Posted by Comedian Reggie Jackson on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:20:00 PST

Kramer & the "N" bomb

I've been getting a ridiculous amount of messages from people on myspace asking me what I think about the Kramer insodent.  Well, what the fuck do you  think I think?  I've never been a...
Posted by Comedian Reggie Jackson on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:00:00 PST

If I was president...Top 5 things I would do first

1.  Make 20% gratuity manditory in every resturant across the land.  Trust. 2.  Hire Jamal to do my laundry & random paper work. 3.  Force Holland to give me the recipe for Hei...
Posted by Comedian Reggie Jackson on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:43:00 PST

"Once you go black..........."

Okay, I know that everyones heard the comment..Once you go black, you never go back.  Well it shouldve been Once you go black, you cant go back, because white guys wont date you anymore.  I ...
Posted by Comedian Reggie Jackson on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:48:00 PST

My Birthday...what the fuck happened?

I woke up @ about 12:45 today smellin' like Jack Daniels & strippers. I threw up about 2 hours ago; I haven't thrown up since 1999. Special Thanks to Shasta who is fighting her way through work ri...
Posted by Comedian Reggie Jackson on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:00:00 PST

You got You

The only person I can count on Is myself Im the only one I can trust in For my wealth Ive thrown in Every hand I was ever dealt Ive done the best I could As far as I could tell Ive picked myself up Ev...
Posted by Comedian Reggie Jackson on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST

Men suck? Fuck that people suck.

Im writing this because Ive been gettin a lot of hate mail lately from my female friends stating repeatedly, Men suck.  The fact is its an easy crutch for both men & women to say that the oth...
Posted by Comedian Reggie Jackson on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:33:00 PST

Southern Math Lesson

So let's just talk for a minute about gratuity for servers.  This is for all of you that aren't in the "bizz".  I don't know who in the dick told everybody that 10% is about average, but I h...
Posted by Comedian Reggie Jackson on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:51:00 PST

Thanks for the support dick

So I quit smokin' pot because I have drug tests @ work right....why is it that when you quit smoking your "friends" are always trying to get you to smoke?  A buddy of mine just today was like "Ju...
Posted by Comedian Reggie Jackson on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:23:00 PST