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Jeff Hewitt

Become what you are

About Me

I used to hate cats, because I'm allergic to their fur, but then my neighbour's black cat Sheba started dropping by to say hello and taught me to appreciate cats as the lovely, albeit allergenic, creatures that they are. I now enjoy befriending random cats in the park. My neighbour moved out last year and I don't see Sheba anymore. I really miss her.

My dog Zoe:

My Interests

Inner game.

I'd like to meet:

Nice people.

Buddy Rich - what a guy! (language warning)

Music:

Bob Dylan in Chronicles (Vol. I):
"I was so absorbed in listening to him that I wasn't even aware of myself. What I had to work at, Mike [Seeger] already had in his genes, in his genetic makeup. Before he was even born, this music had to be in his blood. Nobody could just learn this stuff, and it dawned on me that I might have to change my inner thought patterns...that I would have to start believing in possibilities that I wouldn't have allowed before, that I had been closing my creativity down to a very narrow, controllable scale...that things had become too familiar and I might have to disorientate myself."

Movies:

Mickey Rourke ("Marv") in Sin City:
"Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here. But I'm out now. It took somebody who was kind to me getting killed to do it, but I'm out. I know exactly what I gotta do."

Television:

Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Astroboy, Monkey Dust, We Can Be Heroes.

Books:

Gary Catalano, "Tree" (Selected Poems 1973-1992):
When the stars
discharged their fumes
the trees knelt down
in the cleared space
of the head,
their shirts
full of birds
and the dry
inflammable stuff.
I was green
in the morning,
all green.
Robert Pirsig in Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance:
"It's the way you live that predisposes you to avoid the traps and see the right facts. You want to know how to paint a perfect painting? It's easy. Make yourself perfect and then just paint naturally. That's the way all the experts do it. The making of a painting or the fixing of a motorcycle isn't separate from the rest of your existence. If you're a sloppy thinker the six days of the week you aren't working on your machine, what trap avoidances, what gimmicks, can make you all of a sudden sharp on the seventh? It all goes together...
The real cycle you're working on is a cycle called yourself. The machine that appears to be 'out there' and the person that appears to be 'in here' are not two separate things. They grow toward Quality or fall away from Quality together."

Heroes:

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My Blog

Magpies II

At 5:40am this morning I was awake with a heavy heart and watching the third season of Deadwood when I heard a noise outside my front door and jumped up to close it lest the noise was attributable to ...
Posted by Jeff Hewitt on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:25:00 PST

Magpies

Just after 9am this morning I was facing the garden in Central Park, away from the wind and eastern sun and workers and commuters  white-collar Zen  when two magpies fell into my line of vision, one...
Posted by Jeff Hewitt on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:40:00 PST

Jeff’s rules of comedy

1. Be funny. 2. Never underestimate your audience. 3. Never overestimate your audience.   That's it.
Posted by Jeff Hewitt on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:41:00 PST

Dancing in the void

"I'm on the New York State Council for the Arts now, and every so often some other member talks about sending notices to college English departments about some literary opportunity, and I say, Send th...
Posted by Jeff Hewitt on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:39:00 PST

Attention Perth people: Jeff's super terrific birthday show

Um, so I'm like turning 30 soon, and I thought that rather than throw a party and have people stampede my house and turn it into Cronulla, it would be fun to get everyone to come down to the...
Posted by Jeff Hewitt on Mon, 28 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

Top Ten Books

I bought a fun little book recently called The Top Ten: Writers Pick Their Favorite Books, edited by J. Peter Zane (what's with the first initial? Are his friends supposed to call him "...
Posted by Jeff Hewitt on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:18:00 PST

Fun assignment for the week

"Kill with kindness". Discuss.
Posted by Jeff Hewitt on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:47:00 PST

300

I think it was Margaret Pomeranz who once said on The Movie Show (in the SBS days, before she and David Stratton defected to the ABC and revamped it as At The Movies) that she usually knew within...
Posted by Jeff Hewitt on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:39:00 PST

RIP Richard Jeni

Acclaimed American stand-up comedian Richard Jeni died on Saturday 10 March 2007 after apparently shooting himself in the face. He was 49.   Although Los Angeles police are yet to confirm suicide...
Posted by Jeff Hewitt on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

Breaking out EE-style

I saw Bobby today, a wonderful, Robert Altman-esque ensemble piece which looks at the lives of various people on 5 June 1968 at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles, which is when and where popular pre...
Posted by Jeff Hewitt on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:54:00 PST