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Ross Vegas

Ross Vegas says: today's rooster is tomorrow's feather duster

About Me

Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts + Myspace Graphicsmy momma had twin babies one sweet summer's day, she beat one in the head & i'm the one that got away...

My Interests

Cussing; skulking around; leering; nay-saying; nit-picking; back-biting; browbeating; pedantry; petulance; impropriety; plagiarism; truculence; pomposity: liposuction.

I'd like to meet:

Al Grassby; Delvene Delaney; Tess of the D'Urbervilles; My maker

Music:

six ft hick; the dirty stinkin crawdaddies; tav falco's pantherburns; the dancehall racketeers; the mooney valley drifters; link wray and the wraymen; the barracudas; the louvin brothers; hasil adkins; charlie feathers; robert gordon; pee wee king; lefty frizell; moon mullican; joe clay; hank snr; billy lee riley; jeannie c. riley; janis martin; wanda jackson; ravenna & the magnetics; louis jordan; lucinda williams; debra conway; doc watson; the collins kids; the cramps; iggy & the stooges; the saints; chris bailey; ed kuepper; the sunnyboys: jonathan richman; the velvet underground; the ben vaughn combo; roger vadouris; jamie redfern; maria vanutti; the flamin groovies; wall of voodoo; johnny cash; george jones; southern culture on the skids; magic dirt; rank & file; the scientists; kim salmon & the surrealists; the triffids; the beasts of bourbon; pj proby; the pogues; echo & the bunnymen; patti smith; the go-betweens; robert forster; grant mclennan; dean martin; andy williams; f. & n. sinatra; the brian jonestown massacre; fat possum records; ryan adams; wilco; the vegas kings; the jacknives ; the killdevil hills

Movies:

nanook of the north; the cabinet of doctor caligari; beneath clouds; dark city; rome- open city; city of lost children; u turn; high society; the big sleep; wake in fright; anchorman; napoleon dynamite; monsieur hulot's holiday; king of comedy; henry fool; ghost dog; la spagnola; clockwork orange; scarface; peewee's big adventure; xtreme tramping-lord of the springs; david lynch; john waters; coen brothers; michel gondry

Television:

borat; the office; the adventures of king leonardo; greenacres; lance link:secret chimp; the episode of get smart where barbara feldon dresses up as an indian squaw;

Books:

don de lillo;jim thompson;john steinbeck;tim winton;dashiell hammet;raymond chandler;the golden wattle cookbook

Heroes:

garry meadows; tony barber; abe saffron; rowdy roddy piper; al grassby; rene rivkin; rollo roylance; tommy hanlon jnr

My Blog

hardboiled

how good is the way water helps  when you burn the rice so its stuck to the bottom of the saucepan? you pour some water in and come back 2hours later and everything has been forgiven & you're...
Posted by Ross Vegas on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:59:00 PST

Ruth Ostrow is a Stupid Cow

well, she is.
Posted by Ross Vegas on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:02:00 PST

Ross Vegas discovers hidden powers

yes, it's true. today i found that i was able to harness the power of my dislike to make serena williams serve faults at will. or, rather, at viodisova. the 2 faults she did in the tiebreak in the fi...
Posted by Ross Vegas on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:36:00 PST

Marie Antoinette is crap

I feel compelled to say the the film Marie Antoinette is a disgraceful pile of shit and should be avoided at all costs. I saw it at the Westgarth cinema in Northcote which is grouse & has great big co...
Posted by Ross Vegas on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:47:00 PST